Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Last night, I had a dream about my deceased pet fish. In my dream, my fish appeared and kept getting out of its tank and was swimming in the air. In my dream, the fact that my dead fish was now alive and that it could fly didn't make me lucid. Also, while I was in the dream, I put a leash on my fish and tried to get it back in the tank. This made me really upset when I woke up, a perfectly good chance to become lucid, just wasted

I was flying in a spaceship towards another planet and we crashland, so i kill 3 people..or aliens? with a revolver...and start talking to the inhabitants of the planet, which looks like the moon, and they look human. I even knew some of them from earth..i did a RC and it failed...i was like wtf when i woke up.

Just last night: i went some some weird mall with two of my friends whom both transformed into sugar gliders in front of me, and hid in my shirt. (so they wouldnt get lost in the crowd(?!) one of those friends was a guy. somehow it didnt bother me in the slightest. and i didnt become lucid then later in the dream i go into a bathroom and i dont know i got this feeling of it being "unfinished" and then i see there's scribble's on the wall (or the walls are made of scribble's or some weird shit) and im like "This seems like a dream!" no lucid i didnt even attempt a reality check. but more than that my friends shapeshifting into tiny furry rats didnt seem abnormal to me but damn i see some scribbles and OMG its a dream!

i'm walking down some path with my friend, and he says: "Can you teach me how to lucid dream?" I say: "Sure, sure. I'll teach you as soon as i can." My friend looks at me for a moment and says: "But aren't you dreaming right now?" I do a nose-pinch RC and say: "No. I could breathe right there, so that means i'm not dreaming." My friend accepts this and we continue our walk.

curse my dream stupidity!
btw: my friends shapeshifting into tiny furry rats didnt seem abnormal to me but damn i see some scribbles and OMG its a dream! -skydreamer, that is so funny-

I was in a jungle with wicked bad gnats and flying, talking strands of spaghetti. At least I've found my one true religion.

Most of these crazy events sound like my normal dreams (except the part about talking about LDs, that's not happening yet) i frequently change characters and undergo these really insane quests (anything from finding a floating puzzle symbol in a church to going to Alaska underwater). Half the time I'm not even myself!

I don't really know how I can do a RC when I'm following someone that I know is not me. If anyone has any tips on this, that would be great

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

I was in a jungle with wicked bad gnats and flying, talking strands of spaghetti. At least I've found my one true religion.

Haha good o' Pastafarianism.