Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I was arguing with my friends in dream, that it couldnt be a dream, becouse it is all so real. I was trying to convince them... And I managed to. .. Well and the result. I didnt have lucid.

I was playing my brother in fifa 08 and i was Newcastle. I was picking my team and i noticed i think it was the strikeforce was Daniels and Fredson, also May was in the team aswell. (who the f**k are they)

I was thinking for a while how strange this was but i dismissed it. Then later i was playing Smackdown and it wouldn't let me start, it kept saying i need a update which was annoying me, then i said to my brother this has never happened before. (thinking how strange this all was and nearly performed a reality check but dismissed it again )

IDIOT!

Last night I "woke up" in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom to get a drink of water and the light didn't work. So I stood there flicking the light switch stupidly for 10 seconds and "remembered" it burnt out.

I hate myself.

Hahahahaha JackSparrow that would be really annoying the following morning!!

In a dream last night I said something that I learned yesterday, and I said it in the situation that I was told to.. if ya get me?


I know that my Lucid Dream is coming close!!

Once in a dream I came across this guy teaching a class on lucid dreaming, and I participated in the class, and I still didn't become lucid. I didn't enjoy the class very much though.

Another time I was having a dream, mostly just a still scene of a road by a forest. Then I had a FA and I was like "Wow, I remember every detail of that dream, I'm going to become lucid soon!" Then I woke up....

Also, once I was in my house, except it was different, there was this huge, wide hallway at the back, and I was standing in it. I was thinking, "actually, my house is really pretty big, I wonder why I always think it's small?" Then I had a vision of what my house really looks like, and I'm like "oh yeah, this isn't what my house looks like in real life." And I didn't become lucid...

Last night i was in my old school with my brother and i was in science. I was standing around talking when a few different people offered me their coats. I recall one saying hey buddy do you fancy my coat smiling and i replied i wouldn't say no. Not long later i thought about how strange this all was and told the people in the class with me how strange it was that three people have given me their coats in one morning, what is it give me coat day or something. (everyone laughs)
Then my brother (who knows i am questioning whether it's a dream or not) walks from behind me and starts observing everything (he is questioning the state) and says are we really crawling? which results in me p*****g myself laughing, and he also says there's nothing on the chalkboard even though we have been in a lesson all morning.

I am not taking the fact it could be a dream seriously which i realize so i do a serious examination of the scenario (i look everyone in the eye) but i don't realize i am dreaming (do a reality check you fool) and dismiss it.

I can't believe i missed this one, i even had a dream character trying to help me which never happens!

Oh, Marvo, next time you ring me when I'm in my dream, I'll pick up, wonder what it would be like if I picked it up in that dream!

That would officially be awesome and I reokon because he's a cool guy of dream views I could of gone lucid