Thread: Lucid jokes.

I had an LD the other night where I dreamt I was being attacked by two giant marshmallows, which were trying to suffocate me. My only way out was to eat them..

When I woke up, my pillows had gone!

Wtf?

I remember a Laural and Hardy once where Ollie got mad at Stan for falling asleep while he was supposed to be keeping watch for something. Frustrated, Stan said

"Well, I dreamed I was awake. But I woke up and found myself asleep!"

Heh. Very good.

An englishman, a scotsman, and an LDer find themselves in the middle of nowhere with nowhere to sleep. In the dark of the night, they come upon a pigsty, and the englishman offers to check it out. He goes in, but 10 seconds later he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the scotsman offers to check it out, and goes in, but 5 seconds later, he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the LDer offers to check it out. He goes in, but 1 second later, all the pigs rush out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!"

LOL Good joke i will use it and replace LDer with something else :p

good stuff guys

reality

hahahahahahaha

Originally Posted by Oneiro

Heh. Very good.

An englishman, a scotsman, and an LDer find themselves in the middle of nowhere with nowhere to sleep. In the dark of the night, they come upon a pigsty, and the englishman offers to check it out. He goes in, but 10 seconds later he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the scotsman offers to check it out, and goes in, but 5 seconds later, he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the LDer offers to check it out. He goes in, but 1 second later, all the pigs rush out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!"

hahahaa thats funny but whats that got to do with LDers???

Originally Posted by SEBSTER

hahahaa thats funny but whats that got to do with LDers???

Well.. unless that pigs from where you live talk....