Thread: Unbeatable

Forgive me for laughing, but that sounds really funny. The straw hat and throwing potatoes at you is just hilarious.

Don't think of it as fighting him. Fighting implies a fair exchange of blows. Destroy that mofo! I recommend stomping him in the knee. That bastard will never walk right again!

I haven't ran into him for a while thank god. I might try talk to him and see what he says next time I see him but I can't picture him talking. I saw him once since I started this post when I hopped on a bus and guess who was driving it. He wouldn't let me on so of course it ended in a brawl and yet again I lost but I did better that time. I got a good head butt in and it seemed to daze him for a split second.

In regular dreams I usually win fights and in lucid dreams I usually have no trouble even though they're tougher than regular dreams. Once I beat up a whole gang of farmers attacking me with pitch forks and shovels. I had trouble fighting Neo from the matrix once but I ended up beating him over the head with a fire extinguisher and throwing him out a window. The 8 foot red head sun hat man on the other hand hes a beast. If I fight dirty he fights dirtier. On the bus I tried to bite his ear off and he eye gouged me. I actually went temporarily blind. That usually doesn't happen in lucid dreams.

Dude, it's Ok, I took three .38's to the chest last night in my dream; felt like I'd been plinked. Then I ripped the gunnman apart.
I tend to be invincible in my dreams; a little while ago, I turned into this shade/demon thing and slaughtered a whole shipfull of people. I crept around and ripped them apart, attacking when they weren't looking. I dunno; it was kinda fun.
Next time you see that guy, use a knife. Or better yet, a gun. Or better yet, a tank!

I'm usually invincible too but not against this bastard. I never feel pain but he keeps knocking me down and I can't do any damage to him. Apart from him the toughest person I fought was Neo from the matrix. I shot him 15 times with a machine gun and he wasn't even hurt but I picked him up and threw him out the window.

I can't conjure up items yet but the next run in I have with carrot top I'm gonna utilize my flying abilities and pull off a Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat) style fly kick on him. Ive never tried anything like that. That would be pretty cool. I can even do Raidens move where he flies head first into them.

Im gonna try to learn some of those crazy moves from mortal kombat like Scorpions "Get over here" or if I could get some swords to pop outta my arms like Baraka that would be insane.

you can't beat him because you think he is invisible.. if you believe he can be beaten then you will.

HAHAHA I ran into carrot top again after a bizarre sequence of events. I went up these stairs to my old dealers house and he was standing outside his door and I have no idea why (I like this dealer) I shot him about 50 times with a sub machine gun but he wouldn't die. He turned around and walked into his house then a Jamaican came outta the house and started talking shit so we started fighting and I won. Then guess who comes out the door. The same old big lanky red headed bastard. I made a run for it and hopped over the railings and he chased me. I ran around a corner then crouched down and waited for him. When he came around the corner I blew him away with a shotgun and he died.

Finally killed the bastard. This dream wasn't lucid though.

Finally killed the bastard.

reading your story was pretty funny, good job shotguns never fail.