Life as a Lucid Dreamer: A Funny Story (well at least I think it is)

[DreamQueen]

I just had quite a funny day filled with such oddities that I found myself performing copious and sometimes emergency RCs! It started mid morning when I was visiting my mother at her flat. I was sitting on her couch enjoying a pleasant conversation over a glass of wine. All of a sudden she looks above my head and shouts out “Miss Muffet!” I think wtf and immediately go to do a reality check but first I look up to see what she’s looking at and I see this titanic sized spider hovering directly above my head! Having a morbid fear of spiders, and having had a nonlucid spider dream about a week earlier, I scream at the top of my lungs, catapult off the couch and make a mad dash across the room to safety where I start performing RCs like a woman possessed. I’m pinching my nose, looking at my hands/watch/jewellery and jumping around like a jack-in-the-box seeing if I can fly. Mum rushes out of the room and comes back with the vacuum cleaner. She chucks me the cord and shouts “plug it in!” Well pickle me… I pick up the plug only to find there is a mighty great bug on the end of it! I shriek again even more loudly, hurl the cord in the general direction of the socket, and madly start my RCs again. All I can say is, the sight of me pressed up against the back door, hyperventilating and frantically trying to push my arm through the solid glass pane must have been hilarious lol! Well the rest of the day continued in much the same manner. I won’t bore you with details suffice to say that it was a really wacky day full of so many strange occurrences that it really wouldn’t have surprised me if I had suddenly “woken up” from real life! I’m definitely going to be on the look out for creepy crawlies in my dreams tonight!