Thread: Altruist's (un)epic adventures

Today I started waking up during the night to take some medicine.This made me recall much more dreams than usual,and with more vividness too.

Molotov Party

A party as happening in my sister's room.Everything looked quite fancy and there were even security guys and bouncers to keep the order and decide who could and who could not enter.Even though I was her brother,the guards demanded I showed my ID card or something.

I was now outside.The police arrived and the offivers started yelling things.I watched everything uncritically,in the most passive manner possible.Everything seemed a bit like a joke,like there was no menace to be found.A guy threw a molotov cocktail at e building where thte party was being held,setting it on fire.A very british looking,tall man wearing a fedora and a large black trenchcoat arrived.He had a big nose,which made him look very respectable.He said something but I can't remember what it was.

Alien invasion imminent

I knew,for some reason,that hostile alien's were on their way to conquer Earth.I spent the whole dream panicking about it.I knew they had some device that would paralyse our technology,so that made me think that the human defeat was inevitable.I saw some choppers/millitary jeeps outside.I was in the bathroom when suddenly the tap melted into a metallic goo;I knew they had arrived.


I also had a dream where my father embarassed me,but I cant remember whta he was saying so it's not worth recording here (actually,losing that dream in my mind forever would be a positive thing)

Wow,finally a dream worth recording,and right on my eighteenth birthday!

High speed boat,military menace

I was discussing something with an older woman.She had a motherly feel,I think she cared for me in a crazy land where nobody wanted to.She told me if I ate well I would be able to go to "the wall" with no worries,there was no need to turn all blue.I realized "the wall" was where they executed the prisoners/people by shooting.I thought there was no escape.As I talked to a friend,though,I started to hypothesize that only people really skinny were shot,and I really wasn't that skinny.

We were all lined up at the wall,military men facing us and... little girls.The little girls (8-10 years old) were in front of us for a medical exam I think.I believe one of the soldiers checked a girl to see if she had any hidden weapons.

Apparently,I escaped that with no problems.I was now on a school trip.We went into a boat and visited some caves at sea.When it was time to come back,I boarded the boat and it accelerated in the most brute way possible.I was thrown back by the acceleration and hit the back of the ship.It continued to move in this way when the water suddenly came to an end and a street started.No fucks were given,the captain stepped on it so that we had enough speed to go through the street without stopping.We crossed a red light and arrived at a cave-like place where a cow (I believe it was made out of cardboard) was hanging on the roof right above a pit,there was urine was dripping from the cow.The ship jumped and landed right on the pit,it fit perfectly and did not fall.I walked around a bit.The ship's deck kind of looked like a pirate ship now.

I left and was now walking on the beach.I pondered about how my friend's father was just a poor fisherman living in a bamboo shack and despite that they were all cool people.His father had a dark skin tone and was all wrinkled because of the sun.I was looking for something,I had to board the ship again soon I think.As I walked on the beach,I saw a black woman put her bikini back in place.Her friend was talking something but I can't remember what.I woke up.

I was relieved,but sad.I didn't have to worry about that thing I was looking for,it wasn't real.What also wasn't real was my friendship with that fisherman's son,which was extinguished years ago.His father was also never a fisherman in real life.Boats can't accelerate while on land.All the fun I had,all that adventure,that old lady,that speed,my friends and my quest,all was false.Life,as a long and boring dream,doesn't need to be cared for either.In the end,it will dissolve just as easily as the dream.


Edit: And since I joined Dreamviews on my fifteenth birthday,that also makes today my Dreamviews account's three year old birthday (yay)

Climbing game

The vividness in this one was intense.I was in a game where I had to climb up a castle to get to a certain point/target.I think I was an assassin.While I did so,someone was watching me/someone sent guards to get me.I climbed by using ferns that grew on vases on the walls and by entering windows and using stairs.I remember playing the same thing multiple times,but each time the theme was different.The only one I can remember is the Egypt theme.At one point,I looked through a window and saw the queen,she looked like an Anubis.At the end of each time I played,I was spotted and chased by two really tall and muscular guards.One of them smeared oil on his body so that it would shine under the sun.They were faster than me so I always jumped into the Nile and swam towards the sea.

Alien domination

I'm not sure if this dream was linked to the other,probably not.It was revealed to me at some points that I was in a game world,though I would forget that at times.Basically,an imperialistic alien civilization was conquering Earth and I was involved with the rebels,pretty much like Half Life 2.Some parts took place in the city,others on a beach.I recall being on a flying machine and I was supposed to jump out at a specific time.The parachute was actually a machu picchu/alpaca hat that had a really tight grip on my head,and would open at the press of a button.I saw a girl I know on the highway and was compelled to jump and stay with her.

I ended up not jumping and now we were on a pickup car driving around the city.The group leader was driving and he seemed worried.Someone commented on how empty/boring the world was/lookede.I pointed out that the buildings and scenery was really organic and believable.The leader agreed with me.We stopped at a woman's sale and the leader asked her if I could stay with her until things calmed down and he came back for me.She sighed and looked upset.She showed us six photographs of three boys,two of each.In the first,they looked young,in the other one,they had grey hair and looked like they had aged many years.She said: "those were the last boys you left with me".I immediately understood that the leader had never returned to pick the boys up.The leader looked embarassed/disappointed and continued on driving.

Pistol duel

Not sure if this one was linked to the alien one,it probably was.I had a partner and found some old men who challenged us to a duel over something.I remember having a golden pistol,a regular pistol and a shotgun hidden in my boots,all old west style.I didn't trust my skills and also didn't know if it was a game or if I was really going to die,so I declined.There was also something about a movie theater.

The girls's bathroom

In order to take a piss,I had to sneak into the girl's bathroom.The reason was that there was no boy's bathroom on the building/it was out of order.The bathroom looked really modern and metallic,with large cabins for each person.I sneaked around with some skills,occasionally getting some strange looks.I really loved the thrilling sensation,and would like to have this dream again.I had done it multiple times when a girl I know busted me.I explained to her that I sneaked in out of necessity,and showed her the lack of a door to a male bathroom.She was surprised and now understood me.Her comprehension felt really welcoming.

System shock

I was playing System Shock 1.Needless to say,I was completely immersed into that "game" universe.My energy shields could be activated by a button on my belt,but due to poor dream coordination it was difficult for me to press it while I was shooting people.I had a black leather jacket (at least on my right arm) equipped with a laser pistol and some lights which I think displayed energy levels.I recall shooting lots of cyborgs,always sticking to corners in order to be safe.The setting was like a stone dungeon,not a space station,and that made the place somewhat darker.

At one point a guy joined me and a tv team started accompanying us to capture our reaction to a scare scene.There were some dark descending stairways and a rectangular room with a stone coffin.I was expecting the scare since I had played it before,but it still made me anxious anyways.

After the scare,giant centipede monsters started bursting out of holes in the ground.They didn't come out of the holes fully,but were long (and strong!) enough to reach us and swing us around or make us bleed with those appendices and bites.I had fun shooting them with my laser pistol and saving the guy was was with me.He was pretty useless though,I remember saving him twice from some Half Life ceiling-attached tongue monsters.

Best Friend

I was having a fight with some guy,I can't recall if I had met him before.When he pulled a little space gun toy that shot green foam discs.I recognised it.I had that toy when I was little (the cool thing is that this isn't a false memory).We talked a lot and he showed me some pictures of his family and friends.They all looked lovely,and their house too.His name was "Tulvia" or something similar.I hopped on a bus/train with him while we talked with enthusiasm.I was looking forward to hanging out with him and his friends,a whole new social circle opened up to me.He also seemed so organic.It was a shame to wake up later in the middle of the night and be in doubt whether or not he existed.It is also sad that that this dream ocurred early in the night and I couldn't recall it very well now.

Old men,knights and wizards

I entered a classroom full of people.The place had a red tone.Two old man instructed me to go through the air vents.They looked like they couldn't be trusted.One of them vanished,I'm not sure if he entered the vents first.I walked towards the vent to enter it but the old man said I had to take my jew hat off first.I'm not sure why I was wearing one,but I did as he said and entered the vent.It was hard to crawl at first,but then it became as easy as it is in first person shooters.

The vents had about three ramifications in the beginning.I choose to go through the right and a pop up showed up saying something like "First try.Right path".I got out of the vent and navigated the place.The enemy soldiers were strong and I think I died a few times,having to crawl rough the vents again and see "Second try.Right path" and so on.When I got the gist of it,it was a lot of fun.I exploded a whole room by shooting fuel barrels and killing the soldiers,I had to jump around to avoid the flying fiery objects.I had some hacking skills and a smart vision mode that used up energy or something.I got to their central computer and prepared myself to extract the passwords and other things.

I was surprised by a large group of knights,who entered through two doors on the opposite side of the room.I had fought some of them before,but not so many.I ran towards a heavily armored knight with a bulky,shiny blue armor set and a shield.I shot him with my shotgun at close range about three times and he survived.I tried to walk around them and throw grenades where they were close to each other.I managed to kill a bunch of them.

The knights started turning into people with robes though.They were all people my age,people from achool in fact.They all hated me for some reason.I felt like kicking the face of that girl's boyfriend,but faltered because I knew that would show I was weaker.They said I smelled like shit and walked around in the corridor not caring much about me.I could kill them,but I didn't.I walked downstairs and some hair potter like wizard told a girl he had found the perfect way to kill her.I could see a thought cloud above his head,and it was full of shit.He looked grotesque and I think I hated him.The girl was some kind of slave of his.I looked at her and realized she looked like a pretty girl from school,only with lighter hair now.She looked resigned to his will.I pitied her.

Blue eyed girl

I was at my place and there was a girl with me.I think she was about as tall as me,not sure if older,she had blue eyes and was a redhead (this is a bit unclear).It was dark and raining outside.

She invited me to go for a stroll around the playground.I promptly denied her invitation,out of both laziness and not wanting to get wet.After some time, though, I regretted not going.I felt that it wouldn't have mattered if I had gotten wet,since the good memories forged by the experience would be stronger than that discomfort.Carpe diem or something.That was a pretty deep insight to me inside the dream,and it pained me that the chance had passed and wouldn't ever come back.

I approached her and talked to her about something.I looked into her eyes and maintained eye contact for longer than I usually am able to.I felt romantically attracted to her now.I wanted to spend time with her and would go to the playground if she wanted to.It was too late.I woke up.

The sourest thing about this dream is that this girl doesn't even exist outside my head.I will never be able to fix the situation.This could be seen as a metaphor to how I do the same shit in real life,and will probably regret it when I am older.The chances that went by will be like distant dreams to my old,wrinkly self, and this "waking up" will hurt a lot more than that one.

A lack of insight

I was sitting in my studying room when a fish-like creature smashed against the windows,trying to get in.I couldn't understand how a fish could try to enter my house,given that I live 400 kilometers away from the coast and that there are no lakes or rivers nearby.Shortly after,a white shark did just like the fish.I was surprised it didn't break the glass.I messaged my friends to tell them about the shark,and was still wondering how that was possible.The possibility of it being a dream didn't even run through my head.I must get back into the habit of reality checking.

Crime Haven

I was with a friend,I'll call him Sam here to make things easier.Sam and I went to a building to do an exam to enter university.I was a bit confused since the real exam will only be in january.I went into a room and people were discussing the exam.I saw a school crush from some years ago through the window.I drank water from a pump,it felt like I was in my house's kitchen (this whole part is really unstable and confusing)

Me and Sam were now on a big hangar like place.There were children sitting on desks.A teacher talked to us.The place was a school and it operated with voluntary workers.The teacher looked like a guy from the military,he was friendly to us but soon seemed pissed at something.

Sam ended up buying me some time with a prostitute without my consent.She looked at me with a cute smile and looked really young (15 or 16 years old).I didn't understand what was going on until I was lying on a dirty mattress with her.After the act,I felt empty and used.My friend was led into a room by her/some other guys and the door was shut in my face.I suspected they were going to beat Sam up because he had no money for the prostitute or something.I felt like I needed to help him but I couldn't.I didn't want to die or end up without my teeth or raped.I felt powerless and a bit like a coward.

I watched a fat guy get smacked in the face/neck by a big guy.He dropped unconscious and was tied to a chair crudely with a rope.He was questioned by the thuggish boys and probably hit some more.A goofy boy in a pikachu costume and nunchakos appeared and fought someone/me.

I had had enough of that place.I went though an ill illuminated corridor that led to the streets.On my way I found a guy from school who has a goatee.I usually reject his presence,but now it felt really good to see him.I went back in through the corridor,meanwhile the goatee guy turned into a dude who dates a girl I liked.I think to myself that the prostitute looked a lot like his girlfriend,and feel glad I'm not him/feel sorry for him.I dismiss that idea though.

We open a door and see something we were not supposed to.He is captured by the crazies but I manage to escape.I leave.There were policemen on the street.

Werewolf Pack

I think the general dream feel/theme was fantasy with a mix of piracy and fantasy(deduced by previous scenes).I was emerging from an underwater cavern along with my mom.She had just gotten the ability to turn into a rocket and fly around spewing fire.That damaged her a bit though,so I used my medic skills to heal her up.Outside the cavern was a wooden house (the inside of it).I looked out a window and the sun was setting.As it got darker, monsters started to spawn and make noises outside,which reminded me of minecraft.

I saw my dad coming from a hill and waved at him.I realized there were some monsters close to him,so I tried to draw my sniper rifle in order to head shot a few.As always,though,my dream hand coordination is very poor,and because of that I failed to even get my rifle out of my bag (which was stuffed with a variety of things by the way).He was being surrounded by these goblin-like black monsters and by werewolfs.I ran towards him to help him out.He moved around a lot and spit some fire to scare the werewolves,but eventually he was pinned to the floor.A glowing,round golden symbol appeared on his forehead.He asked me to shoot it or hit it with something sharp,probably to interrupt the transformation process.I managed to get a hand knife out of my bag but I hesitated due to accuracy problems.I wasn't fast enough.

Google Earthscape

In this dream,there was no point on Earth's surface that hadn't been mapped by google's satellites.The catch was that I could enter "street view" mode and be teleported anywhere,and it even worked on rural areas.I didn't just teleport from place to place though,it was like the distances were made shorter,so I could travel really long distances on foot and not get tired.I visited some cities in my country,ran through english fields with a dream bro and went to New York to see the Liberty Statue and meet my dad.The transition from place to place couldn't be perceived,and it really felt like I had walked my way to those places.

On a beach in New York,I glanced at the statue and made a comment on why it was green (copper oxide)nthose who were with me did not care.I met mom and dad and tried to get my tablet into a bag to ahield it from the moisture and the sand.My friend's mom complimented my face and the place kind of turned into my school.Another friend was having a fight with my second degree cousin.He picked my cousin up and threw him on the ground,making him land on his head.It disturbed me a bit due to the danger of neck injury,but nobody gave a shit.People started talking about completing a stage on a videogame with certain gun.I woke up.

I dreamt that an asian girl was in my studying room.She kissed me quite violently,her tongue seemed thin and maybe a bit dry.Nonetheless,it was an enjoyable experience.

I may have dreamed of another girl this night,but I can't recall anything.

Assertive gf

I was inside the school bus,on my way back home.I was wearing no pants,a fact that made me somewhat uncomfortable.I managed to hide my genitalia decently enough though,so I didn't panic.I can only recall the presence of two girls in the bus,both of whom exist in the real world.I think I was sitting next to them.The bus faded gradually and we were now on a couch watching tv.The girl I find most attractive suddenly grabbed my left leg and, in a disturbingly erotic (yet enjoyable) fashion, whispered really close to my ear,almost biting it: "Are you a [untranslatable slang for promiscuous male] ?".I said: "no".We somehow started dating.The emotional charge on the dream was intense.We went to a grocery store in one scene.The other girl wouldn't stop talking but since I didn't give her any attention her presence faded as the dream progressed.We probably did other stuff I don't remember,because the dream felt quite long.Either that or time dilation made it seem that way.When I woke up,I was baffled by the fact that it was all a dream and laughed at how pathetic I am.


Now,a bunch of undetailed old dreams I have on my bed side note pad:

I broke my iPad's screen,my neighbor kissed and started dating a guy

I was preparing for battle with some anime characters.I was almost drowned by a friend (accidentally) while fishing.

I was on a random kid's apartment.His parents were having a fight and would divorce soon,he seemed sad.I brushed my teeth and looked out the window.A barbecue was going on next door,there were people having fun on a pool.A pale girl from my old school caught my attention.

I was having a job interview and felt revolted/pissed.Woody from Toy Story appeared at some point.

A fat,rich and miserable guy was talking to me while on his luxurious bathtub.He wanted to follow his dreams/create something.Then I killed some zombies with two friends.It was like in a game,they came in waves and we had firearms.

Gotta go fast

I was on a truck with lots of other passengers and it was going really fast.I could feel it accelerating and breaking by that uneasy sensation on my belly/chest,plus there was a velocimenter on my field of view.This went on for a long time I think,I talked to other people on the truck and also to myself.

In another part,I was supposed to jump aboard a ship,but I was swimming in the sea and didn't manage (this part isn't very clear)

College

I dreamt I had moved to another city in order to go to college.I was living in a small room with about three other guys and a girl.There were at least four beds in the room.I felt kind of cozy with all those bros around and just doing nothing all day,but the room really was kind of small.

I also went to a barbecue,it was really vivid and sunny.I had a false memory about an mp3 file which could induce hallucinations.I recalled having hallucinated about gnomes before.Two guys from school were discussing their experiences with this hallucinatory tool.

I dreamt that I was doing an exam to enter college.In reality,we usually do those at random schools,but in this dream the place was like a Renaissance time city.There were flowers everywhere and the buildings were made of those old orange bricks.

In another dream,I was in a house in the middle of a desert like area.The plants there were thorny and dry.There were so many of them and they were so close to each other that it was difficult to explore the area.I feared scratching my face on the thorns while riding a horse.I was looking out of an opening in the house,there was a guy beside me.A spider web sticked to my straw hat.I searched the ceiling for a spider or a bigger web but could not find one.

In another dream,I was in a tall skyscraper.My buddies were either terrorists or some sort of revolutionary army.We were launching some nuclear bombs in order to take out some targets.This was done by my hand.The launcher looked crude,it was probably more like a slingshot than a propeller device or something.I asked the leader something.I was afraid the impact of the bombs would reach our building and cause it to collapse.He calmed me,saying that the targets were too distant for that to happen.


EDIT: Oh,and I also dreamt that a guy I know, who looks like Napoleon Dynamite, said he was not alphabetized.I felt good about that,because it meant I could be smug towards him.

College classes (again?)

This dream was dominated by confusion.I was having classes at the university where I was approved.The classrooms seemed open,I could see the grass and trees outside as if some walls were missing.I felt a bit anxious about my ability to grasp the content of the lectures and also about making new friends.People didn't seem hostile towards me,but the place felt kind of chaotic ,although I can't quite remember why.

I dreamt I was at a friend's house.We were having fun when his mom arrived.She seemed mad,probably because he hadn't told her we were coming beforehand.I couldn't see her face.

Later,I had to find my way home and needed help.My friend's mom/dad started slowly becoming more friendly towards me as I revealed that I had taken a shower practiced other hygienic habits.She/he eventually hugged me, and started talking about ways for me to go home.


In another dream,I saw a lot of people from school walking/driving around.They often congratulated me for something, entering college I assumed.I drove a small car around to flee from/evade some thugs/bullies.I met some other guy with a camera while I was running in some crop fields in the dark.We saw some glowing lights and he wanted to take a picture.I suggested he took a photo with a long exposition time.He agreed.We ran some more and found that there was no ground to continue running on,so we went back.I tripped and fell to the ground.I was now on a car and a girl I knew from school was talking.She said things about "good old times" and that she was going to miss people when she left school.It seemed kind of false to me.We arrived at a house that looked very cosy.The dream fades.

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Megaviruses

I was in an apartment where I was supposed to go through some sort of trial.It started out in a kitchen,where some confusing instructions could be found.It involved putting something on a bowl with water.I thought it had to do with capturing some macroscopic bacteriophage viruses that were squirming around on the floor.They were centimeters big.Later,some friends joined in and kept talking to each other about how sure they were that I would pass the trials.I shrugged off the unwanted praise they were giving me.



In another dream,I saw a photo of a girl I kissed once.She was with a friend of hers,naked,but in the dream there was a black tab blocking her genitalia.This came together with a real memory.

In another dream,a dude who went to school with me was talking to a group about his experience with a girl before becoming so popular.

I dreamt I was walking home.A girl was nearby ,but she wasn't with me.It started to rain lightly.I got a bit upset because I didn't want to get wet, but it wasn't enough for me to start running.It got darker.I entered a van with some people I knew from school.The driver asked me when my classes would start.I told him they would start on the 4th.I saw the girl who was walking with me and realized I knew her from my old school.I tried to cross the street.There was a lot of movement and cars.Some people from school appeared, apparently going home after the last day of school.I talk/joke with one of them, another person deems us immature.

Gee, I'm glad this wasn't deleted or locked while I was away.I went through a pretty long dry spell but I had some dreams today that I can record so that my recall can recover.

The dream started out with me on an icy arena.I was competing with a girl I once kissed.The game made us chase a little ball that would spawn anywhere in the arena after an alarm.She was always faster than me and managed to get the ball first.Some friends of her who were watching the game in rows of seats commented on how slow I was.It was kind of humiliating.

Now I was on my school with my cousins.They were playing something but I didn't pay attention.I tried to flip a weird antenna curved thing but my uncle told me I didn't need to since it really was weird like that.

Some friends and people from college spawned and I went and talked to some of them.They were playing and dancing to loud music.I liked it, but I was worried that the school staff would complain or something.A black janitor/guard appeared and checked out what we were doing.

Phew, I'm glad this wasn't archived or something yet.I've recently read parts of a friend's journal and that jumpstarted my motivation to continue recording my dreams.Unfortunately, I have none recent on my mind to record right now.According to my offline journal, 25 days ago I dreamt I would do bad in/fail Calculus one.Taking into account recent insights, I would say this dream has precognitive properties, much to my dismay(HURR IMPLYGINFE)

Today I had a really pleasant dream.I was doing the college entry exam again (not so pleasant).Meanwhile, my chemistry teacher was lecturing me and my classmates on something.He transported us to the U.S.A. countryside through some virtual reality thing.He asked us to contemplate the beautiful view.We were in a rural area, on top of a hill.The sun was not the scorching, cancerous equator sun I'm used to, it was warm and welcoming.A soft breeze moved the wheat and corn fields gently."Temperate climate", I thought to myself, feeling a bit jealous of people who got to live in this paradise.

The teacher was now under a pumpkin tree (?), still lecturing us.Everything felt really cozy and safe.

There was also a dream about a party or something, which I can't recall.

I had a dream in which I was traveling around on a plane.The plane had to land from time to time in order to be catapulted again by a giant "slingshot" built with a huge spring.

On another dream, a dude I studied it and another guy were having dinner with two girls.I'm not sure whether it was like a date or not.One of the girls used to be my sister's friend, and I had seen her at the mall in real life last night.

I dreamt about a tall tower surrounded by water.I was afraid of jumping into the water because I knew it was too high and I could break my bones.I can't remember if this was in a videogame context or not.It was night time.The dream was vivid and pleasant.

I had some really cool dreams last night.First I was at a dark hangar/industrial like area (outside).I felt vulnerable, the only lighting came from faint, white street lights.I ran around looking for an exit.I started going down some stairs.There was sunlight now.I could see a beautiful utopian city with fountains and green gardens with flowers.There was a flux of people on another set of stairs.I wondered whether I had permission to access some areas of the city or not, I felt like there was some kind of class division in the city and I didn't know whether or not I was a part of the upper classes.I imagined there would be electronic gates controlling the entry of people into certain areas by using retinal scanners and a database or something like that.

There was also a dream with a spaceship like flying thing and time travel.I had my own crew.We travelled to an apocalyptic urban future devoid of humans.At some point, our ship was damaged and we couldn't find any supplies to fix it.