Hey! I have had crazy dreams about the world ending before! Let me tell you about this not-so-lucid one that I had, it's my favorite dream ever. For Some reason. I remember this one in its entirety.
I dreamt that I was walking into my bedroom and there was this female scientist in a labcoat working on something. She turned to me in excitement and said "We have done it!" In her hand was a miniature version of a black whole with small-scale planets revolving around it. Suddenly, the planets were sucked in and then my bedsheets, then the girl. Everything started getting sucked in. I tried to run, but the intense gravity "sucked" me to the wall. I managed to pull myself loose and run outside my house into the street, where there happened to be like 500 people walking down it (this is unusually, since I live on a county road). It exploded through my roof and went straight up toward the sun. A black thing flew in front of the sun and missed. Someone said "Hey! It missed" and I said "No! that was just a seagull!" Suddenly the sun darkened and turned blood red. From that pont onward I would quote a bit of Zechariah saying "And the sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon to blood." The next thing I knew I walking into my house which was no painted black and had the "condemned" signs all over it. They didn't say condemned, but I knew that was what they were. Once I got inside, I heard a knock at my door and I opened it. There was a man whom I did not recognize pointing a gun at my head. I then pointed at an enormous gun rack where my TV used to be and said "Don't even bother, we have plenty of guns here." He said "oh don't worry, it's not a real gun." He pulled the trigger and out came a bunch of antennas, like the kind you see on expensive remote controlled cars. So I told him to come on in. My mom then took me, my sisters, and my cat (who could now talk) across the street to her boyfriends house, because the government knew where we lived and we needed to change our base of operations. Next to my house, where my neighbors used to be, there was now an enormous govenerment installation, complete with airport. When we arrived at carl's house, my youth minister met me and said. "I need you to do me a favor." I said "Sure what is it." He said "I need you to watch the olympics for me tonight." Of course I agreed, then he said "wait!" there is this guy who thinks he can beat you at mario. Go beat him" When I found the guy, he prompltly fell of a cliff in the game. I snatched the controller and made it to the end, where bowser was flying around in that crazy clown machine. A chain came down from the top of the screen and I pulled it and died, because I pulled it at the wrong time. My mom came and got me and said it was time to leave. When we got into the car, my sister said "Mommy, I am hungry." Immediately my mom pulled a shotgun from under her seat, shot my cat and threw it back to my grateful sister. As we were driving away, 9 stealth bombers began to follow us in formation and I said "Look out! It's the intersteller 9!" As we drove down the road we dodged cardboard cut-outs of people, as if they were real. We eventually escaped to this area where there were a lot of cliffs off the road. I told my mom "I think we better slow down" She said "me too" Promptly after that, we proceeded to drive right off of a cliff. I woke up and woke up my friend and told him all about it. I couldn't stop laughing it was so hilarious.
My question is.....HOW ON EARTH DID I NOT FIGURE THIS OUT TO BE A DREAM!?
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