Thread: What's the weirdest thing you ever did while sleepwalking?

Oh my sweet goodness.
That's some scary stuff right there...
I used to sleep walk when I was a kid but never anymore and the weirdest thing I remember was thinking I was witnessing the crashing and burning of the Hindenburg. The crazy part? I was so young and I didn't see a picture of the Hindenburg or know what it was for another 3 years!!!

Twilight zone much?

Originally Posted by damnpamn

I can't decide what the weirdest thing I ever did was, so here are 2 of them. 1. I drove about 5 miles once before I woke up. I woke up on a very curvy part of the road. Negotiating the curves was probably what woke me up.
2. I almost shot my husband once. I was dreaming somebody broke into the house. He said it took about 5 minutes for him to convince me that it was him and not some hunter stomping down the halls in army boots. Needless to say I never knew where the guns were in the house ever again.

I have never sleepwalked but.. woah!!

1) Ok.. hide the car keys and tie you to the bed!
2) I'd probably have gotten rid of the guns.. but at least you don't know where they are (and hopefully won't go searching for them the next time you sleepwalk)!

i havnt slept walked in a long time but heres mine....I walked into my mom and step dads bedroom and i climbed on the bed and my step dad asked what i was doing....i pissed all over him

Originally Posted by dreamscaper22

i pissed all over him

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. funny stuff.

My funniest and only experience of sleep walking was when i was a toddler, i apparantly was sleeping downstairs and i woke up by the draws in the kitchen surrounded by pans because i had apparantly taken out some of the pans.

I've never sleepwalked before. The closest I've gotten was sitting up in bed, saying some random thing, then laying back down, according to my mom.

Originally Posted by Clairity

1) Ok.. hide the car keys and tie you to the bed!

Sounds like fun

Very funny stories, thank you for sharing them!

Here's mine,..

Havent walked in my sleep since I was a kid and dont remember this happening but my mom said I walked into her and my dads room and asked where the scissors were. She asked me why I wanted them and I told her I had to help the little people get out from under my bed

She said I then went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator and took out some lettuce telling her they would be hungry when they were finally free.

She convinced me I didnt need it and sent me back to bed after that.

The weirdest thing I've ever done while, and the only time I was, sleepwalking was getting downstairs, asking my mum and dad, who where watching tv, "who in fact Dumbledore" was, and then got back to sleep.

That's what you get when you're still reading Harry Potter at 2 'o clock in the night xD

Whoah, when I was younger, I once went downstairs and slept on the chair...

I once saw an advert on Tv for this documentry about Sleep killers, people that have killed in their sleep without knowing.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

I once saw an advert on Tv for this documentry about Sleep killers, people that have killed in their sleep without knowing.

Yep.. supposedly not only did they kill in their sleep.. they were found "not guilty".

when i was like 7 and before i drank soda much, i drank a pepsi at like 8:00 and went to bed at 8:30 on the couch in the living room... i woke up on my mom's water bed laying across it down by her feet... we were both very confused and entertained..

Damn Pamn...

I don't think I've ever sleepwalked but, my youngest Brother once walked into the bathroom, faced the tub with closed shower curtain, and proceeded to pee all over the tub/shower curtain.

I don't know that I would consider it sleepwalking (since I've never gone anywhere). I sometimes wake up at the end of a dream and start speaking or moving like I'm still in it (just for a minute or so). So one time I grabbed the gun, in it's plastic case, and asked my girlfriend "Is this the gun?" She took it and I woke up, freaking. I was dreaming something scary (this usually happens when I'm waking up from a scary dream) and felt the need to get the gun out. Yeah, it also got moved where I couldn't just grab it in my sleep. I've also stood up on the bed and pointed at something in the sky and talking about it.

Alright, I want all you sleepwalkers with guns to lock them up right now and find a safe place to stash the key. You're making me nervous. And don't store them loaded.

wow err yeah thats kinda scary lol

Seriously get rid of the guns ha ha man if I had a gun pointed at me I would freak lol (I have never really seen one in real life) but man I would be well gone.

It was Saturday night around 11:00. i was walking down into my den to watch some Television. All i Remember was walking into the room. when i wake up im face down on the floor and its 4:30 in the morning...

Well it looks like my experiences are far more outrageous that anybody elses(except maybe randomthings). There seem to be alot of you peeing on things(parents are especially funny). I won't even go into the minor things I have done.

Lol funny stuff. The funniest thing Ive done is kinda
basically I woke and took all my clothes, then went to sleep (haha)
I also often brush my teeth, wash my face, and shriek loudly. Scares my family members heheh.

It seems the peeing in/on things is a bit more common than I thought.
When I was a child I was woken up by my mother asking me if I was OK, did I want a drink of water? - I was holding a kettle and was just about to pee in it.