Thread: Guess who's here? Again?

Alright, alright, yeah yeah. Devotees (I have those) will remember that I made an account on this forum... oh... eight months ago or so. I participated a bit, got into a few provocative arguments, tried and failed to recall my dreams, and stopped coming here forever.

That last part's actually a lie. I'm back! The reason I'm making a new newbie thread again is that I feel that a certain very significant event that occurred in my life recently has finally given me new drive and passion to reach the icy mountaintops of my ambitions: I have this felling all of a sudden that if I can only keep trying, day after day after day, eventually I will succeed. It's a very powerful, unifying, purposeful feeling. It's like I'm a whole new person. Who needs a new newbie thread. And a legion of loyal fans.

Plus, a lot of you guys didn't have the pleasure of meeting me the first time around. Now's your chance. Here's a rehash of my little adventure of a life.

My name is Tamias, and I am a Golden Mantled Ground Squirrel from Yosemite National Park. After some very loud events involving jet engine turbines, extra terrestrial moisture, and pistachio ice cream, I found myself under the careful guardianship of a human boy named Ben, who lives in Tucson, Arizona or, as I call it, the devil's summer home. It is hot here (COOL LOL font color).

We're both non-religious, though we dislike being labeled atheists. We have dedicated our lives to protecting nature and showing people the wonderful sweetness of Earth through music, song, and literature. Ours is the ideology that we should love each other and our planet unconditionally because... well, because we're mushy like that.

Lately, I've been inspired to take up lucid dreaming again. It seems like a fantastically new and relatively untouched realm of experience just waiting to be had, and that excites me more than you can know. That's about it! On second thought, I'm not sure what I expected when I created this thread. Now I kind of expect to be yelled at... the internet community hasn't been very kind to me.

I'd really like to know where people are getting these huge melatonin tablets... 100-200mg? Then again, that sounds like it could kill a squirrel. I think I'll stick to the dietary supplements and see if those do anything.

It'll be a pleasure to meet all of you again, I'm sure! Please stop by the thread and say hi! I look forward to explaining to you, at great length, how a squirrel can actually use the internet. You people all act like it's the hardest thing in the world, honestly. Call me if you get a squirrel who can have a lucid dream. And let me talk to her. Because I'm dying to know how she did it.

Your friendly neighborhood GMGS,
~ Tamias Squirrel

Please stop by the thread and say hi!

"Hi!"

Welcome back to DV! I don't see many squirrels, being a deep sea creature. (Don't ask how I get an internet connection 2,000 feet underwater).

You know, as long as you don't ask how the internet can exist in these desert temperatures (because, as everyone knows, stuff stops existing starting at about 100 degrees Fahrenheit), we're cool.

Thanks for saying hi, by the way ~<3 You're my new favorite Cephalopod ('course, my old favorite died like two years ago. Something about CO2 emissions and ocean temperature... what do I know).

^_^

~Tamias

Welcome back! good to have you around. I'm actually brand new here myself (well, in the sense of when I came here the first time, I haven't left yet =P) and am equally interested in dreaming.

You're a furry, I take it?

Originally Posted by heebiejeebies

You're a furry, I take it?

I have fur. You know, a lot of people think that being furry would be uncomfortable or more trouble than it's worth, but you know, it really isn't. It makes it possible to cuddle with practically anything and pretend that the thing is also something furry. It's like living in a pillow, except the pillow is you. But I have to say that water and fur do not mix. I once fell by accident into a marsh in Ben's great aunt's backyard in Pensacola... yuck.

I've heard that some rodents can be born without fur, like hairless rats. There's a disease called alopecia in humans that can cause complete hair loss, but it's very rare. I think that more animals on Earth have hair or fur than not, so it really shouldn't come as a surprise that I'm furry.

What a strange person.

~tamias

alopecias not a disease, its the next stage of evolution!!! (says balding guy)

Originally Posted by heebiejeebies

You're a furry, I take it?

Wow, can you quit being a dick? Fuck off, it's the newbie zone.

Welcome Tamias.Squirrel. But welcome back..? Did you have an old account here?

Originally Posted by Tamias.Squirrel

Alright, alright, yeah yeah. Devotees (I have those)...

Devotee *raises hand*
You Squirrels rock!

You didn't answer my questionnnn though.

Originally Posted by Mysteryhunter

Devotee *raises hand*
You Squirrels rock!

Hot damn.

@ Grod: Hint. The answer's in the second sentence of the first post. Yoink.

mmmmmmmmmm

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I think I almost ran you over yesterday afternoon. You squirrels need to be more careful crossing the street.

Originally Posted by Robot_Butler

I think I almost ran you over yesterday afternoon. You squirrels need to be more careful crossing the street.

You humans shouldn't build them where I want to walk. And squirrels are far better walkers than humans are drivers.