Your top 5 uttered phrases!

[suttsman]

I got this idea from a Futurama episode. State the top 5 phrases you say a lot. Me: 5. Whuh? 4. God dammit. 3. Meh. 2. Yes? 1. Shut up! You: ???

[Riot Maker]

1. You Fucking Gordo 2. Yahhhhmsss 3. Your a Tool 4. That shit don't fly round here 5. Thats 9/10ths of the law

[Burns]

"ya know" is probably the biggest one - I try to be mindful that I'm not saying it too much. There are some people I know that say A LOT more than I do. It's amazing how you can say a certain phrase so much that you don't even realize you are saying it anymore.

[Sornaensis]

5. "In the name of the flying spaghetti monster!" 4. "Because the flying spaghetti monster says so." 3. "Would you like pain with that?" 2. "Hello! I have fondled your daughter's breasts " 1. "What the hell?"

[[SomeGuy]]

5: Out my way. 4: What do you want? 3: Mhmm? (when someone calls me) 2: M'kay... 1: Yeah? or Yeah.

[Grod]

1. Trust me.

[Xox]

1. Uhm no. 2. What. 3. Are you serious? 4. Yeah right. 5. I know right. And others. Can't think right now.

[[SomeGuy]]

6: Ass. Gotcha on the Futurama one! The one where they programmed the bomb to blow when he says ass? Yeah, I rofled on that.

[psychology student]

1: "Give me your wallet" 2: "Ask your mother about it" 3: "How much" 4: "No" 5: "Yes"

[Man of Steel]

1. I know.* 2. I'm tired. 3. I'm just that darn good. 4. I will beat you down like a two-foot midget!** 5. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? *Usually when my mother tells me she loves me. I'm sure somebody understands. **Note that I do not in any way condone the beating of midgets.

[ExoByte]

1. Oh yes 2. Boingo Boingo Whoopsy Knickers 3. You're an idiot 4. What the shit taco? 5. Sick

[aceboy]

1) k 2)why? 3)dont do that you idoit 4)what the hell? 5)your an idoit

[CoLd BlooDed]

1) Are you new?! 2) Fuck. 3) Let's get drinking boyyyysss! 4) Uh... yeah, a twenty sac, thanks... 5) Fuck yeah we got a twenty sac.

[rastasteez]

1. TOO MUCH...WAY TOO MUCH i either say one or the other with a certain friend i cant think of others right now

[Kushna Mufeed]

1. Whussgood? 2. Whatchusayin? 3. I gotta dip. 4. I'm 2 months sober, dammit! 5. For shame!

[ninja9578]

1. Aww. 2. Cute. 3. I'm bored. 4. Let's go to the bar. 5. Sweet.

[hyperangel13]

1. Hee. 2. "Ne, Haruhi?" 3. Mooooan. (I really do say the word.) 4. Grah!! 5. Lawl / loul. (LOL.)

[Spartiate]

Hein? I blame you for all human suffering. I forgive you. Conquering Western Europe. (as a retort to "what are you doing?") Aside/apart from that...

[Identity X]

"Uh" "Good lord!" "Ok" "Yes, I'll do it. <returns to procrastination>" "Fuck/Shit/Bugger"* *I say these a lot each day, but not to anyone. Rather, I say these to myself because I remember one of the bazillion things I did that I am embarassed about. I have things going back to like when I was 11. I can't forget or forgive myself for these tiniest of things. Uh.

[MidnightQueen]

5.) Etooooo~/Anoooo~ 4.) How you doin'? (in a very seductive manner) 3.) You, me, back of my car, now! 2.) Hold it! 1.) OBJECTION!

[skysaw]

Thank potato! (my version of "thank god") Allegedly... Touché What's the matter, Sonny? Got yer brakes on? You! (The ultimate lame come-back to anything)

[LucidDreamGod]

These are for real life, not the internet. 1:lol or lmao 2: bro (what I call my brother) 3: what? 4: thanks 5: yeah/ok last three pretty much make up 80% of the words I say

[Man of Steel]

Anyone that actually says LOL or any of its many derivatives in real life completely and utterly fails, and deserves to have an elephant crush their head.

[OpheliaBlue]

1. Eeeh?! (but done really high pitched and nasal.. it's annoying as fuck) 2. Annoying as fuck 3. mmmm.. beer 4. ready for a time out? 5. mmm.. beer lol @ 'shit taco'

[OpheliaBlue]

oh yeah, and I say 'vagina loaf' when I get really REALLY frustrated with something