Thread: Most Important Lesson You Have Learned

Originally Posted by Original Poster

Vomit filters out the bad parts of alcohol. While drinking, perform vomit inducing activities whenever possible. Nothing in the world beats a hot day, cheap whiskey and wobbly merry-go-round. NOTHING

Fourth of July party on the rooftop in another state, in the hot tub WHILE drinking wine (after drinking way too much wine before heading up to the roof), FELT like all the world was a wobbly merry-go-round that wouldn't stop, lost my bridge-work projectile spewing down the toilet, but didn't realize it until morning. Had to send home for my emergency bridge so I wouldn't be a toothless hill-billy at my friend's wedding.

Thank goodness I was young and foolish before camera phones were invented.