Thread: Tell Me About The Grossest Thing You've Experienced!

"Back in 1990-91, I was driving my first car (had it for three months tops) and had some passengers. A drunk guy pulled out right in front of us, totalling both cars. After we spun around three full revolutions, one of the guys in my backseat got out and half of his scalp was hanging down over his ear and face. He had been partially scalped by my dome light.

Seeing that dude's exposed skull as he walked around in circles laughing and lethargic from the shock was quite disturbing. I had just met him an hour before that "

Ahh, dude... Walking around LAUGHING? That's something I'D do!

Alright, heres my gross story! *Enter MTV lawsuit here...*

Alright, so I'm about 8 years old, and skateboarding. Within two days, I had lost 2 teeth, from skateboarding, I laughed, and joked about how I was beat up, but seeing my blood, and teeth on the ground was.. Ew.

Lets travel back in time. I'm 6 years old, and I have the miny-plastic shovels used for kids, well.. I tossed it up in the air, and for some reason it didn't come down, great. I looked up, just as I fell from a roof. I caught me just under the eyebrow, just above the eye.. Milimetres, no lie. Kinda funny, afterwards. I was pretending to be a Zombie untill I was told I needed stitches... Smart, eh?

Snowboarding with some kid, and don't ask me how, his leg twisted as he fell, and the bone punctured THROUGH his knee cap, so it was in broad sight, funny thing is, is that he laughed.

Erm, snowboarding, falling, and crawling off the hill, spewing blood from my mouth... Atleast Sean found me.

There's more, I just can't think of 'em right now.

Eligos

Crap there's some nasty stuff out there... I googled Pain olympics and Rotten.com not nice. WTF's wrong with the world Urgh, really, seriously messed up people

Nothing bad's really happened to me... when I was like 10 my sister was spinning round with a boomerang in her hand and she let go... it went straight into my face. I had a bad cut just on that bit of bone next to my eye. I'm told you could see the fat underneath the skin.
Also we cut up a heart today in Biology :p - was quite nasty, but everyone just laughed... stuck fingers through the different passageways throughout the heart
Urgh, I just remembered seeing a dead rabbit, the skin from its head was gone and it was literally crawling with maggots.

Well...I'll tell you about one of the grossest things I witnessed, lol. One of the guys in my platoon and I got picked for the feces burning detail one day at patrol base swamp. So we went out to the crappers, lifted the panel on the side, and started to drag out the crap barrels (like the ones in Jarhead). Anyways, so my buddy, Wilson, was dragging out this barrel, and it was full, almost to the brim. It was also full of piss, even though you weren't supposed to do that in those barrels, because it takes longer to burn. So he was struggling to get this barrel out, and I offered to give him a hand, but he wanted to "be a man" or something and refused. Finally, the barrel came out, but it was too heavy and he dropped it. The week's worth of urine and feces from 100 other men then splashed upwards, covering his face and IBA. We both were in shock for a few seconds. Then I started laughing hysterically and he freaked out. It was all over his lips and everything, totally disgusting, but at the time it was more funny than gross to me.

So yeah, though it didn't happen to me, I felt it was gross enough to share.

oh man that made me feel sick reading it, ewwwww!!!:p

also i love the expression on your photo!! It's like your pointing at something and going " Yeeeeeahhhhh!" or " Now that's cool" or " Don't you know it" or something like that:p

Ha, thanks! I like your avatar too, it looks like the cat is doing the "heil hitler!" thing.

I've seen more than my fair share of blood and guts...on tv and in movies. As long as I'm not eating, I don't mind it too much. Then I see that kind of stuff in pictures and videos on the internet and I just have to close the window or whatever to get it off the screen.

In person, I'd have to say it was my friend's dog having puppies. I'd never seen anyone or any animal give birth before that, so when we got the call she started to give birth, we ran right over. It was so nasty, but the mother did such a good job she didn't need any help. I did wake up in the middle of one of my surgeries when I was younger, but they hadn't cut me open yet. That was when my doc realized I needed more anesthesia than normal. I almost woke up in the middle of surgery last year. Before I had regained consciousness, I heard my anesthesiologist bitching at me for not telling him I had woken up before. It's not my fault the other one didn't tell him before she left. I told her everything when she came to talk to me before I went in 15mins later. I never even met the other guy until I was already on the operating table. I could barely open my eyes and he's standing over me bitching me out.

A bird once did its business, on me. I was lucky to be wearing a puffa coat. Still it weren't nice.

I don't know how it got the front and back of me though

Anyway that's as sick as my life gets...

I don't know if this is the grossest, but it's the only thing that comes to mind right now.

I was expressing a cat's anal glands at work, and the anal gland material shot out and sprayed me full in the face. It was on my lips, in my hair - everywhere. And if anyone here knows what anal glands are, or have ever smelled anal gland material, you know that it is so rank and the smell doesn't come off, even after scrubbing.
I had to walk around smelling like rancid ass all day since this happened at the beginning of my shift.

Originally Posted by Burns

I was expressing a cat's anal glands at work...

Not only are you the indisputable winner but, that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Hahahah some of this stuff is so funny.

I'd like to change mine. Today i tried smoking (part peer pressure, and part desire to be cool and don't lecture me) and it was the worst, the smoke tasted bad, it made me gag and cough and it burned my eyes.

hahaha this thread is hillarious, if people are finding boogers to be the most discusting thing in their life is as ridiculus as my writting :p. I normally don't find things disgusting, But I can have a say on what doesn't pleasure me, and that is insects, I just hate to have them near/on me, especially ones like cockroaches, It's like I wouldn't mind seeing a dead dog on the street, but seeing it decomposed with bugs and stuff is just urghhh.

Burns... that's horrible.
*snickers*

On a slightly similar note, a very yappy dog was annoying the hell out of me, I went outside and yelled at it to stop. It kept barking so I strode over to it, the little mutt cowered, rolled over onto his back and pissed. A jet of hot dog urine came up and got me right in the eye.

the grossest thing i've seen was when me and a friend of mine where going home from school.
we where just walking along, then he suddenly steps in a huge pile of dog shit.

he wanted to get it off as quickly as possible, so he "kicked" it off his shoe, the unbelievebeable part is that a gir some metres infront of us turned around and started ahouting to her friend behind us..next second she was digging it out of her mouth.

i've never ever laughed so hard before.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

A bird once did its business, on me. I was lucky to be wearing a puffa coat. Still it weren't nice.

I don't know how it got the front and back of me though

Anyway that's as sick as my life gets...

Yeah, that's happened to me twice. Unluckily for me though, I was wearing a t-shirt both times. It's worst when you're out somewhere and can't get home to change, so you have to get used to people giving you funny looks and asking what that "stuff" is on your shoulder.

:p lol some of them stories are funny, some are horrible like the dude having a wank in the cinema, that's not on!

I once broke a kids leg at school, we were playing soccer and this twit was sliding around kicking the sh*t outta everyone, and everyone was getting annoyed.

Being bigger (and perhaps a little too violent) I decided that next time he tried to kick me I was going to go "straight through him" as they say. So the ball bounces free of a scrap, I turn to kick it, and this kid comes sliding in for the ball. The ball is in the middle of us, so we would reach the ball at exactly the same time. Normally when that happens, the guy who puts more weight behind it comes out on top, and the other guy gets hurt.

Anyway, I go for this ball thinking I'm going to kick the living crap outta the thing, and I as I get there it bobbles up, and I hit him straight in the shin.
There's this ear splitting crack, and I feel the bone splinter and snap against my foot like when you kick a piece of wood and it breaks under your foot. That was horrible.

About two minutes later he tried to stand up, and was screaming "I CAN'T WIGGLE MY TOES" it was hilarious, everyone on the field was rolling around in tears, and eventually someone watching had to wade through the lying, laughing bodies to pick up this kid and carry him to the sick room.

Another thing I saw on a Porn Bloopers video, and in one scene this cameraman is filming the "facial" shot, and the "actor" is aiming at this girls face when he splooges, but it misses and hits the cameraman in the face, and is running down his lips and stuff eeeew!!!!

Originally Posted by 13redfan

About two minutes later he tried to stand up, and was screaming "I CAN'T WIGGLE MY TOES" it was hilarious, everyone on the field was rolling around in tears, and eventually someone watching had to wade through the lying, laughing bodies to pick up this kid and carry him to the sick room.

And may I ask what's so funny about that?

Another thing I saw on a Porn Bloopers video, and in one scene this cameraman is filming the "facial" shot, and the "actor" is aiming at this girls face when he splooges, but it misses and hits the cameraman in the face, and is running down his lips and stuff eeeew!!!!

Did you really have to go there?

I mean, really. I came to this site because I thought there were actually mature members here. It's looking more and more like maybe I was too quick to assume

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Originally Posted by 13redfan

About two minutes later he tried to stand up, and was screaming "I CAN'T WIGGLE MY TOES" it was hilarious, everyone on the field was rolling around in tears, and eventually someone watching had to wade through the lying, laughing bodies to pick up this kid and carry him to the sick room.

And may I ask what's so funny about that?

Yeah I was wondering the same thing. What if it was your leg that was broken, 13redfan?

In 2005 I found my first cousin three days dead and quickly decomposing. He had a massive heart attack (he was only 43) and he just dropped dead. He apparently went down so hard that he hit his head on the leg of an oak rocker which split his skull open. That was how he was positioned when I found him. His shirt was soaked with blood from the decomposure and there was a pool of blood and other seepage from his split skull.

Aneas, I am so sorry..

I'd really need some intensive therapy after seeing that.

I know it's been years.. but are you ok?

Originally Posted by Clairity

Aneas, I am so sorry..

I'd really need some intensive therapy after seeing that.

I know it's been years.. but are you ok?

Thank you, Clarity. In short I guess my answer would be no. His death was the single most devastating event that I have ever experienced. My first cousin (Allen) was the closest person in my life. We were raised as brothers because I was an only child. I was severely abused physically and mentally as a child and Allen was my ray of sunshine in the storm... We talked every day and I would had found him sooner but he was taking a vacation and I wanted to let him relax because he was going through a divorce. I'm actually going tomorrow to finally talk to a therapist.

Originally Posted by Aneas

In short I guess my answer would be no. His death was the single most devastaing event that I have ever experienced.

I'm so glad you're going to a therapist.. but please know, that if you ever just need a friend to talk to.. I'm just a PM away.
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Originally Posted by Clairity

I'm so glad you're going to a therapist.. but please know, that if you ever just need a friend to talk to.. I'm just a PM away.
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Thanks Clarity. People like you is what makes this site so special.

Originally Posted by Aneas

Thanks Clarity. People like you is what makes this site so special.

.. You're so very welcome Aneas.
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