Thread: Tell Me About The Grossest Thing You've Experienced!

Charming...

Hrm is this the grossest things we've done or seen?

I'll just go and say what I've experienced...One time when I was younger I was at the zoo with my family and me and my brother would run up and down the gorilla area playing with the gorillas, with them following us.
Then we go to sit down with my mum and dad when one of the gorillas picks up some "brown stuff" and throws it at us. Luckily it missed me my mum and brother but it hit my dad on the chest

Ok im not going to mention any names because this could land somone in jail.


I was watching a movie with "people"

There was a old man at the house, it was dark, he was sitting next to me.

I was 14?

He grabbed my leg, i was like wtf, i scooted a little farther away.

He grabs my leg, again, i get up to casually walk into the kitchen and get away.

As im walking i glance over at him, he is masterbating.

What the hell.

I call my friend out of the room, he is like what?

I tell him what happened.

We walk back in a hour later, he is asleep with his penis out :-/

I was in 11th grade on a bus on the way to a basketball game with the rest of my team. We were on the expressway and I looked out my window and down into a car riding along beside the bus. The driver had his pants down and was jerking off, looking into the bus... wtf is the matter with people???

the only time i ever got talked into doing "red wings" I almost threw up.

4chan...

But other than the obvious. One time I broke my arm badly, it was one of those breaks where the bone pierces out of the skin... So I was lying there and I look over at my arm and I just see a rip in it with the bone coming out and blood everywhere. I got morphine for that

Originally Posted by ranma187

the only time i ever got talked into doing "red wings" I almost threw up.[/b]

Wimp.



I've seen so many disgusting things in my life time that I think I've become desensitized to almost everything. OH! The one time I was about 10 or so I walked in on my grandmother and her main f-buddy, both bare ass naked, going at it doggy style on the living room floor. That'll scar a kid something terrible.

Originally Posted by Vex

The one time I was about 10 or so I walked in on my grandmother and her main f-buddy, both bare ass naked, going at it doggy style on the living room floor.[/b]

Vex --->

haha

^^^ ^^^

Yeah, that's more like it.

OH LORD.. your stories are bringing back memories for me.. I'm having flashbacks!! (what did I start?&#33 LOL!!

Vex, wow.. I mean.. wow! When I was about 9 I walked in on my naked elderly aunt getting out of the bathtub! I had never seen another person naked before and I was soooo not prepared (shudder). I couldn't look her in the face for a LONG time!

ShYne123, what the hell! This guy's still wandering around loose!? When I was about 13, I had just gotten out of school and had gone across the street to a convenience store to get a snack. I was in line when this little old man gets in line behind me and as I was getting ready to leave after paying I felt his hand on my butt!! I was so shocked I couldn't even react.

NeAvo, I bet no one wanted to sit next to dad on the ride home! LOL!!

ExoByte, I need morphine just reading your post!! YEE-OUCH!!

Burns, it would have served him right if he'd have wrecked and wasn't able to get his pants back up before the police came!

And lastly, Ranma187, what the heck are "red wings"?

The first time my family got the internet.. i think around 7 or 8 years ago, we were ust typing random things into the browser...they JUST SO HAPPEN to type in ROTTEN.com...i think you all can imagine the images from that point on

I was chewing on one of those liquid filled plastic ice cube and it burst in my mouth, I threw up. It was sick.

Wimp??? no that's just gross! I like to be fresh and clean.

Clarity. When a guy get's his red wings, it's when he has sex with a girl oral or intercourse, while she's on her period. glad you asked... aren't you!

Eldritch_of_Fire.. nothing like "family" time around the ole 'puter!

Pyrofan1.. you're lucky you didn't have to call poison control (plus throwing up might have spared you having to get your stomach pumped!

Originally Posted by ranma187

glad you asked... aren't you![/b]

LOL.. there's actually a name for that! Umm.. now I don't feel so good!

I broke my leg playing soccer and saw the bone and...stuff =/

It was pretty nasty....

Other people's bogies? Yuk! My own are quite tasty though.


Anyway a few notable moments include:

I was feeding the chickens on the farm where I grew up, and there were baby chicks running around everywhere.
I accidentally trod on one, and the contents of its body squirted out from under my boot.

I've had dysentery a few times on my travels - amoebic dysentery, giardia etc. Then there was bacillic dysentery (Shigellosis). Apart from feeling very ill of course, the worst thing was the site of what came out of my arse - snot-like mucus with blood.

However, probaby the grossest thing I've ever experienced:

I was the first to arrive at the site of a head-on collision between two lorries on a country road. I have some paramedic training and thought there might be something I could do. There wasn't.

Now I feel sick

Lol Red wings, never herd of that.

And please god, i never want to experiance it.



LOL talked into it Ranma? How did that conversation start.

"I dare you to have oral/sex with me while im on my period?"

This girl Shawn was dissecting a shark in 7th grade, and when she cracked it's jaw some of it's skin and bone, (covered in oil from its liver BTW) flew up and hit her in the mouth. Her mouth was open.

Kid in my class picks his nose and eats it. *shudders*

Another kid in my class (who is really fat) took his stomach fat, while he was sitting down, and laid it on his desk. Eww.

Edit: You know those punching bags that are small and attached to those concrete things? Kinda like this, except the thing at the top is like concrete.

http://www.motivators.com/resize.asp?path=...BLU.jpg&v=1

My brother's friend was punching one, missed, hit the concrete thing, and skinned his knuckles. You could see the bone. The same kid also broke his leg and got a concussion when he was waterskiing.

Ugh /me makes mental note not to read this thread while I'm eating.

Originally Posted by Clairity

Ok.. so I'm stuck in traffic and I casually glance to my right and catch this old guy digging for buried treasure in his nose!!!
HELLOOOOO.. I can see you!! YUCK & ICK!!

Well this triggered a memory long buried (at least 10 years) that I had the "pleasure" of witnessing.

I was inside a movie theater waiting to buy tickets when I noticed yet another "old" man over by the long glass windows. He was kinda hidden by a fake potted tree but (lucky me) I had a clear view.

He too was digging in his nose.. when he suddenly took a quick look around .. and FLICKED THIS HUGE BOOGER onto the glass window!!!

OMG!! I can still picture it.. this large greenish/yellowish blob suction cupped to the glass!!

With the above in mind.. I thought it would be fun (in a twisted kind of way) to have everyone share the most disgusting thing that they've ever "seen", "heard", "felt", "smelled" or "tasted" (the five senses ya know).

So on your mark.. get set.. post!! [/b]

Pain Olympics. Google it.... UGHH. I'll spare you the details.

Warning: If you're enjoying a nice meal, a snack, or hell, even just a cup of coffee, I wouldn't read this right now if I were you.

So the grossest thing that happened to me, came out of me. heh.
I was about 10, traveling with my parents and sister on some city in Brazil. We went on a boat ride, and they were selling grilled shrimp. Well, I was loving those things, so I ate about 30 of them. Then when there were almost none left, the guy decided to sell the rest for very little money, so off I go and eat about 20 more.

Needless to say, I got food poisoning... as bad as I had ever had it... lol. I sat down on the toilet that night and shat some nasty diarrhea, then I felt like throwing up... I turn around, face the toilet to throw up, and at the same time I start throwing up, some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom. My mom made my sister clean it up... lmao. Arg... it smelled of death.

It was about 8 years before I could eat shrimp again.

tyrantt23,
Haha.. thats the worst holiday ever heh

Not half as disgusting as some of these stories but i might aswell share:
I remember once when i was cutting my toe nails and decided to put the clippings in an empty walkers crisp packet. It must have been all of about 30 fu**ing seconds when i went to bin the crisp packet.. shook it.. thought there was some crisps left and poured the contents into my mouth...

MMmmmMmmm yummy!

Originally Posted by tyrantt23

I turn around, face the toilet to throw up, and at the same time I start throwing up, some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom. My mom made my sister clean it up... lmao. Arg... it smelled of death.[/b]

Now that's just evil to make your sister clean it! o_O

yeah, i think about the grossest things i've ever seen were on rotten.com... i haven't experienced too many really gross things in real life, thank god!

Originally Posted by tyrantt23

Warning: If you're enjoying a nice meal, a snack, or hell, even just a cup of coffee, I wouldn't read this right now if I were you.

So the grossest thing that happened to me, came out of me. heh.
I was about 10, traveling with my parents and sister on some city in Brazil. We went on a boat ride, and they were selling grilled shrimp. Well, I was loving those things, so I ate about 30 of them. Then when there were almost none left, the guy decided to sell the rest for very little money, so off I go and eat about 20 more.

Needless to say, I got food poisoning... as bad as I had ever had it... lol. I sat down on the toilet that night and shat some nasty diarrhea, then I felt like throwing up... I turn around, face the toilet to throw up, and at the same time I start throwing up, some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom. My mom made my sister clean it up... lmao. Arg... it smelled of death.

It was about 8 years before I could eat shrimp again.[/b]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

LMDO!!!!!!!!!& #33;!!! (laugh my dick off)

lol


I caught my grandpa beating off........TWICE!!! Once just wasnt enough!

And my schools trash cans. OMG they re f-ing sick