Thread: Tell Me About The Grossest Thing You've Experienced!

i was 6 y/o, field trip, hiking, lake, and u kno how kids want to throw things in water when they see it? i only saw one rock tho. i touched it and it was a dead toad. another kid flipped it with a stick and blood spattered everywhere

but not grossest. i can't remember the grossest thing ive ever experienced. maybe seeing tubgirl?

Originally Posted by ShYne123

Ok im not going to mention any names because this could land somone in jail.


I was watching a movie with "people"

There was a old man at the house, it was dark, he was sitting next to me.

I was 14?

He grabbed my leg, i was like wtf, i scooted a little farther away.

He grabs my leg, again, i get up to casually walk into the kitchen and get away.

As im walking i glance over at him, he is masterbating.

What the hell.

I call my friend out of the room, he is like what?

I tell him what happened.

We walk back in a hour later, he is asleep with his penis out :-/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH u are jkinh right this isnt true??????????

Originally Posted by dodobird

Well...

When I was a kid I was walking away from my house to the video place or something like that. And I began to feel that I need to do... 'something'... But I thought I could hold it, so I kept on walking... After a while I decided it's a better idea to get back. So I started to walk back, then graudally the walk turned into a trot, the trot into a run, the run into a world record breaking sprint, and guess what? I was one second too late.

hahahahah thats the best decriptions eever hahaha awesome awesome

Haha nice stories everyone
Back in school there was this kid who used to sit next to me for a number of lessons, and he had the wonderful habbit of picking his nose and eating it. He had many methods as well. My favourite would have to be when he rubbed his finger against his sloppy nose, then brushed it against his teeth like a toothbrush.
I know its gross, but its not THAT gross right, i mean i could just not look at him. But no, i could HEAR it as well. That's right - I heard the dirty little wet noise of him suckling on his finger after it had embarked upon yet another dunk into his nostrel. And he did it ALLLL lesson, none stop!
As if that wasn't already enough, he stunk as well! Oh yes, sitting next to him was a treat for allll my senses.

So, as you can guess, I was ready to throw up by then end of maths - as if maths isn't bad enough already!

Various pictures and videos on the internet.

*cries*

Originally Posted by Super Duck

--- I once saw a picture of a guy who put a finger up his nose and managed to get it to come out between his eyeball and the wall of his eye-socket. I owlud post a link here but I don't dare look at it again. I don't know and don't care if it's computer generated or not since it grosses me out all the same.
If you must see it, search Google Images with the query "Eye". It's the first result, if memory serves...

Surely you don't mean this one? Came up when I searched nose eye on google...



(from ahajokes.com)

Originally Posted by Lord Toaster

Surely you don't mean this one? Came up when I searched nose eye on google...



(from ahajokes.com)

whats the story behind that?

It looks kinda fake.

Originally Posted by Goldney

Coprophelia: The love of faecal matter. You know how I know this? Because one of our (ex)ministers who helps runs the country was one.

Who, and how do you know?

Yay 2girls1cup!

butthash....


thats all Im gonna say

Can someone please remove that picture? I am sorry if I am over-reacting.

Jenkem

EDIT: I haven't actually done that, but hearing of it is disgusting.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Yay 2girls1cup!

A housemate wrote this on our fridge (we have... not letter magnets actually, more like pixel magnets). Several previous innocents were corrupted.

Fortunately for my own sanity, I benefitted from a description of it on Slashdot (praise be unto the mighty /.), and that was enough to answer my curiosity without me actually watching it.

Nose-eye is pretty odd, but either its a fake, or the guy's missing an eye anyway so it doesn't gross me out that much.

With all my Photoshop experience, I can tell it's fake. Either he's missing some of his finger, and put a fake finger on his eye, then stuck what's left of his finger in his nose, or, it was just Photoshopped.

Originally Posted by Marvo

With all my Photoshop experience, I can tell it's fake. Either he's missing some of his finger, and put a fake finger on his eye, then stuck what's left of his finger in his nose, or, it was just Photoshopped.

agreed.

I don't know what's the grossest thing I've ever experienced...probably when I was a bussboy, but the grossest thing I've ever seen?

stepping in wet cow shit barefoot.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut_Jeff777

I don't know what's the grossest thing I've ever experienced...probably when I was a bussboy, but the grossest thing I've ever seen?

Hahahahahaha

hokay so here it goes...

so it's our first weekend at college... my friends roommate brings his mormon girlfriend to our margarita night... she gets so messed up that she passes out and starts pissing herself. i'm trying to keep her head up with like 8 people around me shouting out instructions in some drunken slur that i don't understand... she starts yacking all over my friends throw rug then the nursing major standing across from us starts yacking margarita and bbq dinner on my face. then the paramedics come and pump the mormons stomach.

ahh college.

That's the guy from White Chicks, isn't it?

Originally Posted by trigotron

(WARNING: do not under any circumstances go looking for this stuff, it's extremely fuc*ed up and will remain in your memory FOREVER if you watch it. I warned you.)

BME pain olympics!!

.....this guy aint lying.... I just watched the first few seconds of that video, final rounf or something... I wouldn't recommend it...

Tri, do you if it's real, this pain olympics?

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Who, and how do you know?

Liberal democrat party spokesman Mark Oaten. (I find it ironic that he was dismissed from the liberal democrats for being too liberal)

A simple coronation was expected - but then into the fray leaped several other "Lib-Dem" parliamentarians. One of them Mark Oaten - a party spokesman on domestic affairs was just settling into his campaign stride when out came stories of some rather wild domestic affairs of his own. These involved a couple of young rent-boys who cavorted with him in a three-in-a-bed romp. Britain's News Of The World revealed that the male prostitutes were asked to "humiliate him with a bizarre sex act too revolting to describe." One of the lads - a 25 year-old Polish ballet dancer stated: "he was very specific about something special he wanted us to do to him. It's a gross act of humiliation which only a few 'punters' ask for. Quite revolting really".
Apparently his wife had not been invited to these social occasions - a major social faux pas among Liberals noted for being inclusive - and Oaten withdrew his candidacy. But not before the graphic details of his predilection for coprophilia became "factual matter." (If you don't know what for 'coprophilia' is - I recommend that you DON'T look it up...)

Originally Posted by Marvo

With all my Photoshop experience, I can tell it's fake. Either he's missing some of his finger, and put a fake finger on his eye, then stuck what's left of his finger in his nose, or, it was just Photoshopped.

With all my Photoshop experience (ie. none at all... I suck at photoshop), I can whole-heartedly agree with Marvo. It's pretty obviously faked. And the fact that I found it on Ahajokes.com implies that it isn't to be taken seriously...

still, if you want I will try and edit it, I'm not sure if it's too late

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

whats the story behind that?

It looks kinda fake.

it is fake. a straight object can't go all the way in the nose at that angle.