Thread: OMG Let's rap battle!

Originally Posted by LunaticBaGuu

i needed mah hotpockets...

Well, as far as excuses go, that's a pretty good one, I have to say.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Well, as far as excuses go, that's a pretty good one, I have to say.

. (I just love doing this.)

Yo yo yo

Mah name is Steve-o

I got mah own show

I don't know mah a b c's but I ain't slow

I sew mah clothes from head to toe...

But I aint pro.
whoa whoa whooaaaa

^ Was better than Lunatic's shit.

You're still up, CB!

Sorry... I forgot...

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Oh so you're nuclear now? Talking like some raw killa.
Just be careful your fallout doesn't give rise to Godzilla.
I'll-spit-a fireball verse, and light your ass like a mortar,
Or just stomp you as I come through, like some whore on the corner.
Either way, you'll call me King of the Monsters by round three.
And make no mistake; King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me!
So grab your camera to document this overkill,
I'll have you running Blair Bitch style like this was Cloverfield!
Screaming "Ayudame" in Spanish before you vanish
inside of a sucker sandwich and fucker I'm feeling famished
I'll stuff ya with peas and carrots and suffer the renal damage
cause you'll probably kick and shit, going down, but me? I'll manage.
Just a day in the life of a lyrical beast,
stuffed from a CB feast, but is he deceased?
If not, you'd better come back ready to retire
or I'll have to kick the burner up a notch or two higher.

Oneiro... you must be more retarded than I Am Sam,
I'm nineteen 'n young while you're nearing the pension plan.
Retirement? Fuck it - leave that one to the old timers,
I've got nicks and scratches while you be sporting shiners;
and you, the lyrical beast, could've taken a bigger bite,
'cause I'm still standing up and still finishing this fight.
And I hope you fear the things that go bump in the night,
just call me Hitman 'cause bitch, the Price is Right!
You're the King of Monsters, but only 'cause you're a freak,
King Kong don't got shit on ya because he took a monster leak.
Say 'trick or treat,' because you know what's up my sleeve!
A verbal disemboweling, now give me a sec to breathe...
I felt your synapses collapse, you're layin' on the railroad tracks,
spaced out like galactic maps, fearful of my wiretaps,
feeling like a mouse to traps, try'na dodge my pepperjack,
you're washed up like swimming laps, I'm showin' not just blacks can rap,
packing more than verbal gats, remember you by epitaph,
Round 3's over for this cat, now pick up your pieces like you're trash.

Never rapped. Ever. Here's my openness to the experience.

Open up that window, let in that breeze,
I'll be in your face invisible, the new blood disease.
Go 'head 'n raise your fists, gettin ready to fight,
You can't see me, see that? Unholy blight-
But I can tell you this commin out of the grave,
You're mind's gonna buckle, gonna be my slave,
But keep watching, don't blink don't stagger,
My tricks'll leave your back stained red by dagger.
The feeling's there, cold, yea? Don't shiver,
I've got a gift for you son, your own blood stained river.

Verse 1

Im a ghost, walk into a buildin' people gettin' chills
people freaked out like they on LSD pills
drop ma lyrics you run 2 tha black hills
line after line possess ya deep inside ya mind
trapped in a limbo im confined
but im angry startin' 2 swing blind
purpose of a ghost and a killa intertwined
white as a ghost use ya body as a host
forget drugs i do damage to ya most
possess ya seek ma revenge
torture and humility i must avenge
because im more mystical than stonehenge
lyrics get ya plastered like rum
you want some come get some
phase through tha wall
posses ya all, use you organs to play some ball
destroy ya brain, im like casper cept im insane
crazy ass ghost living in tha fast lane
chasing them folk, who wish i never spoke
fire up my ghostly chainsaw, make ya dash
then tha blade go thru ur jaw
this ghost is a psycho, complletely nuts
brains internal all jumbled up pyscopathic nut
this ghost is pure white, pumpin adrenaline lets fight
my ghost white lightnin' might
send shockwaves to ya head ghost white eyes turn blood red
dont stop till you bleeding dead mount ya head
on my fire place mantle im too ghostly to handle
gettin manhandled yo body dismantled
ghost white factor destroy wit a tractor
cuttin precise like a contractor
got no humanity just twisted insanity
filling you up like a cavity tha price ta pay 4 vanity
tha ghosts a prize fighter, special force air striker
that sir is a true ghost rider
rollin thru in a '64 low rider

the white ghost run the middle ghost
seekin blood and payback, stay atleast 50 ft back
from this ghost white killa, pop an lsd pilla

the white ghost run the middle ghost
seekin blood and payback, stay atleast 50 ft back
from this ghost white killa, pop an lsd pilla

legend has it i was born in a morgue,
burst from the belly of a stone dead whore,
the coroner was lookin shocked and appalled,
till i strangled that dick with my umbilical chord.
some people tell me that i shouldnt be,
cause they sense theyre bearin witness to the devils seed,
i hate to hear a grown man beg and plead,
but death made me so i gotta make death see?
give me a reason and your breathin will be ceasin,
leave your jugular bleedin,
i heard its thug season,
stalkin through the streets pull the trigger when i see one,
drag it home for dinner eat it rare or well done,

crips for life,
straight outta compton,
we love our mommas

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Sorry... I forgot...



Oneiro... you must be more retarded than I Am Sam,
I'm nineteen 'n young while you're nearing the pension plan.
Retirement? Fuck it - leave that one to the old timers,
I've got nicks and scratches while you be sporting shiners;
and you, the lyrical beast, could've taken a bigger bite,
'cause I'm still standing up and still finishing this fight.
And I hope you fear the things that go bump in the night,
just call me Hitman 'cause bitch, the Price is Right!
You're the King of Monsters, but only 'cause you're a freak,
King Kong don't got shit on ya because he took a monster leak.
Say 'trick or treat,' because you know what's up my sleeve!
A verbal disemboweling, now give me a sec to breathe...
I felt your synapses collapse, you're layin' on the railroad tracks,
spaced out like galactic maps, fearful of my wiretaps,
feeling like a mouse to traps, try'na dodge my pepperjack,
you're washed up like swimming laps, I'm showin' not just blacks can rap,
packing more than verbal gats, remember you by epitaph,
Round 3's over for this cat, now pick up your pieces like you're trash.

Sorry. I know it's been a minute...

Alright, Daddy's back. Hope you'll excuse my hiatus.
Did you even spit yet? Oh yeah, I just read your latest.
Talking like you've got the power to somehow murder me.
It's like I've stumbled into Beyond Dreaming inadvertently.
Your victory is certainly akin to metaphysics,
You can think it, you can speak it, but you can't prove its existence.
On the other hand, my spits impact the masses like pandemics.
Blowing minds like transcendence. Come on, man. You. Can't. Win. This.
After I'm finished, you'll get no vengeance for what you've witnessed.
With every sentence, you're sittin, wishin you were off my shit-list,
acting all vicious - because, yes, I know, this here is business -
but you're unadmittedly feeling privileged to hear me spit this.
So make sure that - sometime after flunking this bout -
you go back, review this text and sort your shortcomings out.
Yeah, it's been a decent battle. Just what I was looking for.
Now go ahead and limp your ass back to the drawing board.

HAHAHA OOOOHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH! *ehem*

Hot damn, SO GOOD Oneiro. I can understand now why it took you two weeks to come up with that.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Hot damn, SO GOOD Oneiro.

Thanks, man.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

I can understand now why it took you two weeks to come up with that.

HA!

hellohihello
listen up yours rhymes are whack
lyrics like that you
aint even fit to lick my sack
you rap like another little wannabe
but you'll the never was or aint never gonna be
thats right im quoting Kid
maybe ill split your lid
send you on an even father skid
they call me the axeman
cuz im getting huge stacks man
from wasting your whack ass man
now ill spill your blood like a terrorist
my lyrics so fresh you cant ever resist
from bowing down at my feet
except im sending you up shits creek
you could be on hard land you still gonna sink
like a hookers vagina YOU STINK

Anybody(ies) care to judge mine and CB's battle?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Anybody(ies) care to judge mine and CB's battle?

Onerionaut > CB even though it was close

EXPLICT lol straight outta baltimore
Yo.
here comes a lyrical master I keep the money comin, it just keeps comin in faster and faster
come up behind you stabb u in the back so fast ur blood will still be blue then scream guess who. fuk a knife, ill stab u with a sword then strangle you with an eletrical cord
u as bad as vanilla ice, the only bytch u ever had . made u pay a price
yo i look at you and cant tell if ur really even seriouz.. u think u can step up? then u deleriouz. u cant win, bytch give up now to avoid gettin furiouz.
best stop this show u losin toe to toe . for u its time to go the go. leave this show, cuz no one wants u hear u as harmless as a whitetail deer wait fuck that a little doh. u look at me and ur only emotion is fear u live with ur mom and she wont even allow u to have a sip uh beer
so this is over, next time u betta bring a 4 leaf clover cuz u need the luck or ur ganna make ureself look like even more of a stupid fuck.

Originally Posted by deepsleep

EXPLICT lol straight outta baltimore
Yo.
here comes a lyrical master I keep the money comin, it just keeps comin in faster and faster
come up behind you stabb u in the back so fast ur blood will still be blue then scream guess who. fuk a knife, ill stab u with a sword then strangle you with an eletrical cord
u as bad as vanilla ice, the only bytch u ever had . made u pay a price
yo i look at you and cant tell if ur really even seriouz.. u think u can step up? then u deleriouz. u cant win, bytch give up now to avoid gettin furiouz.
best stop this show u losin toe to toe . for u its time to go the go. leave this show, cuz no one wants u hear u as harmless as a whitetail deer wait fuck that a little doh. u look at me and ur only emotion is fear u live with ur mom and she wont even allow u to have a sip uh beer
so this is over, next time u betta bring a 4 leaf clover cuz u need the luck or ur ganna make ureself look like even more of a stupid fuck.

What the fuck word-murdererer?
I think I just got a faggot induced nosebleed
Is this a rap battle or should I be donating proceeds?
Words are hard to muster when you're an assburger, deepsleep
Please just dismiss these abbreviations and text speak,
You know how it goes next (i'm a grammar nazi)
I'll rip your heart out in a gas chamber of words with an art see
I'll paint honey, thick into your arteries.
While you're caged up, I'll have you screaming not the bees, with both of your legs fucked
doz i maek u furiouz liek? Well that's because I'm a deer and my tail is white
DOH
Homer Simpson fucking reeked at the mention, and Bambi just hit maximum drama retention.
You just destroyed two classics! Should I give Wicker Man somethingthatrhymeswithention or will you just axe it?

Urgg, literally hallucinating from lack of sleep. Screw finish, YOU DON'T DESERVE MY PUNCTUATION.

Now, Tavasion's in the house, all you muthafuckers step back
Readin through these post, man, ALL your guy's rhymes is whack
Like Dylan, i spit hot fire over all over you worthless dreamers
I'm the winner, throw down all that confetti and fuckin' streamers
I'll destroy you, break you, you useless mutherfucker
Just like in Rush Hour with Jakie Chan and Chris Tucker
Do you want me to stop now or should we keep the slaughter goin?
I can go all night, with my superior lyrics flowin'
Is it not amusing, all these amateurs taking a bruising?
When im done, this place will look like the Battle of Bunker Hill
with 800 wounded and 226 killed.
That's it, im done, next up, grab the mic
Good luck, you'll need it, you ugly ass dyke

For any newcomers, keep in mind:

This is a battle thread. If you want to battle, call someone out and go at it. Introduction rhymes aren't really necessary, unless you are going to call someone out in it.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

For any newcomers, keep in mind:

This is a battle thread. If you want to battle, call someone out and go at it. Introduction rhymes aren't really necessary, unless you are going to call someone out in it.

Well, all right, Oneironaut, let's get this shit crackin
I've been reading your material, has someone been slackin?
you don't want to step to this, my lyrics will leave you stumped
One dose of me and you'll need your stomach pumped
Your the Xerxes of this thread, but i'm the Leonidas
This ain't Sparta, bitch, I'll show you no kindness
You're very well respected, but i don't really give a damn
I'll lead you to the slaughter, with the rest of these little lambs
Now, im more of a right-brainer, not very good at math
But me + my rhymes = an unstoppable wrath
I'll murder you with the mic, shove it down your throat
Throw you in the river, down the current you will float
I'm looking at your posts, over ten thousand...you've been here a while
Your girl must be lonely, maybe I'll come over for a session of doggystyle
Seriously, dude, do you have a life outside of DV?
Or do you only sit your fat lardy ass in front of the TV?
If your trying to lyricize, i believe you've failed miserably
yes, miserably, unequivocally, undeniably, unbelievably
One last thing to say to you, Mr. Moderator
...Oh wait, You're girl's callin' again, she wants me to cum over later

Originally Posted by Tavasion

Well, all right, Oneironaut, let's get this shit crackin
I've been reading your material, has someone been slackin?
you don't want to step to this, my lyrics will leave you stumped
One dose of me and you'll need your stomach pumped
Your the Xerxes of this thread, but i'm the Leonidas
This ain't Sparta, bitch, I'll show you no kindness
You're very well respected, but i don't really give a damn
I'll lead you to the slaughter, with the rest of these little lambs
Now, im more of a right-brainer, not very good at math
But me + my rhymes = an unstoppable wrath
I'll murder you with the mic, shove it down your throat
Throw you in the river, down the current you will float
I'm looking at your posts, over ten thousand...you've been here a while
Your girl must be lonely, maybe I'll come over for a session of doggystyle
Seriously, dude, do you have a life outside of DV?
Or do you only sit your fat lardy ass in front of the TV?
If your trying to lyricize, i believe you've failed miserably
yes, miserably, unequivocally, undeniably, unbelievably
One last thing to say to you, Mr. Moderator
...Oh wait, You're girl's callin' again, she wants me to cum over later

Hold up, reality check...am I dreaming this shit?
Did this amateur just challenge me with that meaningless spit?
Fuck this, I must be lucid - must be gripped in virtuality.
There's no way this dude would screw himself this harshly, in reality.
Could hold my nose and suffocate, finger won't pierce my hand.
This shit's for real! There's no mistake. This 'git don't understand,
that testing me's like trying to dodge a bullet train in Moon Shoes.
I'll *break Tavasion's ass with bars*, like *sodomy with pool cues.*
I'm Xerxes, eh? You'd best'a think about that one, there, dimwit.
Remember, King Leo died, when all was said and done. I didn't!
So go ahead - identify with a dead king. It suits you.
'Cause you got Royaly Fucked when you let Cupid's arrow shoot you.
Yes, you may love my rhymestyle - lust for my verbal ethic,
but you should have thrown that mic away, seconds after you checked it.
But no, you just had to spit some wack shit 'bout my post count,
pretending it wasn't Common Sense my spits could gouge your throat out.
But that's ok, I'll share the spotlight like I share that chick on your phone.
Shit, she's texting me now: "When's my real man coming home??"

Originally Posted by Tavasion

Well, all right, Oneironaut, let's get this shit crackin
I've been reading your material, has someone been slackin?
you don't want to step to this, my lyrics will leave you stumped
One dose of me and you'll need your stomach pumped
Your the Xerxes of this thread, but i'm the Leonidas
This ain't Sparta, bitch, I'll show you no kindness
You're very well respected, but i don't really give a damn
I'll lead you to the slaughter, with the rest of these little lambs
Now, im more of a right-brainer, not very good at math
But me + my rhymes = an unstoppable wrath
I'll murder you with the mic, shove it down your throat
Throw you in the river, down the current you will float
I'm looking at your posts, over ten thousand...you've been here a while
Your girl must be lonely, maybe I'll come over for a session of doggystyle
Seriously, dude, do you have a life outside of DV?
Or do you only sit your fat lardy ass in front of the TV?
If your trying to lyricize, i believe you've failed miserably
yes, miserably, unequivocally, undeniably, unbelievably
One last thing to say to you, Mr. Moderator
...Oh wait, You're girl's callin' again, she wants me to cum over later

LOL nice, well

I guess I'll take a stab at it
betta yet I take a jab at it
I smoke weed and don't think that its a bad habit
I'm bout this money im a savage
and wtf is a tavasion, this is an invasion
leave ya body surrounded by shell casings
im amazing, bullets hittin, f**k grazin
I got dubs for 18 like peyton
in the strip club as* shakin
no faking, worser than satan
don't think im soft cause i record my dreams
in this verse you get stepped on like the back of my jeans

I know young kids that'll run up a snatch ya wallet
I got guns that'll open up ya six-pack like a alcoholic
it's critical, im cynical
you talk a lot of s**t, but you minuscule
i'll admit you had some nice ryhmes
but your impersonating an M.C., and that's a serious crime
so your under arrest, you go to jail
no bail, call me postman, i'm gettin mail
or better yet a lot checks, not nike
I know you dig my rhymes, and you wanna be just LIKE me


ok thats it lol, i actually I do a little bit of rapping and beat-making. We had a mixtape coming out, but I we needed a preamp for the microphone, plus i still had to learn how to record on pro tools.

[edit]

Damn Onironaught, that was tight man...fa real , those first four lines were devastating

Oneironaught, I've been looking through this thread, and your good..I'm calling you out, right let's go. [/edit]

Ok, Oneironaught, this is to you:



Look:

I see you the King in here, well I'm bout to take the throne
Ya girl keep callin for dick, just blowin up my phone
When you talk to me, you watch ya tone
I hit this good green, and now I'm in the zone

I tote guns, while you swingin around swords and katanas
You get hit with da llama, boi you don't want to drama
You didn't know? , I'm hotter than a Sauna?
I ride around wit weapons of mass destruction like OSAMA.

You don't want to battle, cause you ain't packin no HEAT though
I got guns that just pop up like grand theft CHEAT codes
I'm an animal boi..... i BEAT hoes
you on the other hand nasty...cause you EAT hoes
no rubber, then SKEET though
the broad screamin at the top of her lungs like "MEE_HOOEEE"

You SEE though? You try to call broads and get hung up on like Ms. Cleo
You talk s**t like you can just dodge a bullet like Neo
But you can neva be like ME though
Just look up to me, i might teach you something..we'll see though.

Originally Posted by Tavasion

Well, all right, Oneironaut, let's get this shit crackin
I've been reading your material, has someone been slackin?
you don't want to step to this, my lyrics will leave you stumped
One dose of me and you'll need your stomach pumped
Your the Xerxes of this thread, but i'm the Leonidas
This ain't Sparta, bitch, I'll show you no kindness
You're very well respected, but i don't really give a damn
I'll lead you to the slaughter, with the rest of these little lambs
Now, im more of a right-brainer, not very good at math
But me + my rhymes = an unstoppable wrath
I'll murder you with the mic, shove it down your throat
Throw you in the river, down the current you will float
I'm looking at your posts, over ten thousand...you've been here a while
Your girl must be lonely, maybe I'll come over for a session of doggystyle
Seriously, dude, do you have a life outside of DV?
Or do you only sit your fat lardy ass in front of the TV?
If your trying to lyricize, i believe you've failed miserably
yes, miserably, unequivocally, undeniably, unbelievably
One last thing to say to you, Mr. Moderator
...Oh wait, You're girl's callin' again, she wants me to cum over later

You talking bout slaughtering Oneironaut bitch a brain is not what you got.
think you can slaughter me,
your delirious, fuck are you even serious,
baby i love you because your a sweet bitch wait no fuck that let me throw you in this ditch why did you even enter this rap battle go back home, to the farmland raping cattle.Ill make you wanna rewind forget what you said and wish you were dead. honestly I have better things to do, then sit here and "battle" with you, Next time make sure you come down with the flu. Illl wrap you in electrical tape and send you off on a date wit yah own momma who just happens to look like osama. Now my rhymes, i betcha their the words you might not like.If you were a girl i betcha you'd be a big fat dyke Yo your face reminds me of leave it to beaver but hell i cant tell whether you look like beaver or Mrs cleaver.
i spit crack.
your rhymes is wack.
there aint a feature i lack.
straight up drop bombs on you al quida in iraq
you best step back.
before you get smacked.
because my blunt is packed.
watch yo back


no real offense intended.
fire back