Thread: OMG Let's rap battle!

Dudes, what the hell?
Why so much hate, I can't even tell
I look through this thread and get sadder and sadder
While some get madder and madder
People need to learn to love each others
Come on now, we all sisters and brothers
If the only thing you lot can create
Is all this anger and hate
Then come up to my face
And I'll tell you your place!

Eeee, it's Idolfan Idolfan runnin da show
Not my real name but it's good to go
cos, I'm runnin out big time on my weed
and my speed my speed I'm gonna need
to nik ya rezin ya rezin,
and kick yar ed in yar ed in!
Cos I wuz born runnin these rhymes
a million times
Got the MC wisdom of a million lives
that's me the immortal rappa,
resurrected to use my powers to amuse ya!

Sorry, sorry, sorry mate,
I didn't mean to blow your mind
With my most incredible rhyme,
It's just in my blood, my blood, dickead,
West West Yorkshire born and bred!
Makin these rhymes off top ov me ed,
So I think I de-serve some street cred!
Bellend.

Hey Ranma, no hard feelings...all fair in the game of freestyle

Originally Posted by ranma187

no xox i didn't give up on you. it just seems I'm battling everyone here.

K stuttsman probly in kahoots with buttman.
the only thing you should stick your butt in is a red hot frying pan.
Xox, aka cellulite sally
who couldn't even tally
just how much she spent on a butt secks rally
and there's jeff 777
think's hes from heaven
but can't even rhyme a good conspiracy about 911
and cold blooded,
who's rhymes are solid.
yeah man rock on brotha!

Can't rhyme 911 are you kidding me?
I can rhyme more elaborately without a dictionary
Your rhymes are gay and your skill is too
Btw whose the psychic that contacted you?
I killed your faggot ass a few pages back
Apparently your stupidity is "eternal"
Cause you're still too slow to notice that
How's life on the other side anyway?
Doesn't matter, I'm sending you some company later on today
You're probably in heaven though, CB's destination won't be so well
Because everybody knows that suicides go to hell
But I'll tell you something since you're back from the dead
Over here right now your girlfriends giving me great head
I'd send you a postcard but I can't because you died
You had no luck in this life, are you getting any on the other side?
Your girlfriend says hello and said she'd ask how you were doing
But she's a little busy right now er...with the screwing.
But before I let you go, I'd like to propose a toast
To an actual live conversation with the first slayed rap ghost
If you're really bitter, I might suggest singing a song kid
Or instead I know a friend in which you might get along with
Here's a friendly spirit that wants to be your friend forever after
Ranma unpack your bags baby, you're now rooming with Casper

Originally Posted by suttsman

Childish insults, that's what you're down to?
That's the best you got? A simple "fuck you"?
Well listen up boy, cause I won't repeat
Get the hell out, cause you're already beat

I beat you 1,2, and now 3 times
Xox did more with her crazy rhymes
Jeff just destroyed you with his sweet sublime
Hell, I've heard better rap from a frickin' mime!

So get the hell out while you're reading this verse
Cause we'll whoop you again, buddy, this is your curse
It's so easy, your rhymes are just getting worse
Next time get out before you can even rehearse.

Very nice suttsman, you're getting better.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Dudes, what the hell?
Why so much hate, I can't even tell
I look through this thread and get sadder and sadder
While some get madder and madder
People need to learn to love each others
Come on now, we all sisters and brothers
If the only thing you lot can create
Is all this anger and hate
Then come up to my face
And I'll tell you your place!

I know right! Let's spread the love
A world of peace? In here it's undreamed of!
We can all be brothers and sisters! Lovers and friends!
No discrimination, into one we shall blend
Friendship I send, The hand I extend
Let's make this a happy end!
Do you all comprehend? Or should I say this again?
NeAvO knows this is what true gangsta's are about!
Love is something we can't live without!
Now take away that frown, and take away that pout!
You must all agree, I have no doubt!

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Dudes, what the hell?
Why so much hate, I can't even tell
I look through this thread and get sadder and sadder
While some get madder and madder
People need to learn to love each others
Come on now, we all sisters and brothers
If the only thing you lot can create
Is all this anger and hate
Then come up to my face
And I'll tell you your place!

Oh come on now you little pussy
You're starting to talk like your inbred royalty
There's a reason this thread is called a rap battle
And it sure isn't to follow you like cattle
Now if we wanted to hear you bitch and complain
Surely O would have chosen a different name
Your arguments lack flame, your style is lame
Your mere presence in this thread is profane
You should be put on trial for being such a screwup
And as the judge, I sentence you to shut the fuck up.

*bows head*

Originally Posted by Grod

Very nice suttsman, you're getting better.

Thanks my man Grod, that's good to know
But O, Jeff and Xox still steal the show
Hell Ramna is basically a human punching bag
I hit him off the chain, he responds like a fag!

Originally Posted by suttsman

Thanks my man Grod, that's good to know
But O, Jeff and Xox still steal the show
Hell Ramna is basically a human punching bag
I hit him off the chain, he responds like a fag!

Lol I do agree, you ARE getting better...everyone is. And Spart...that was...wow lol. I wonder how Neavo will hit you back on that one lol, I can't wait to see it. And Grod...you should jump in too


Disclaimer for the thread: "Rhyme at your own risk"

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Oh come on now you little pussy
You're starting to talk like your inbred royalty
There's a reason this thread is called a rap battle
And it sure isn't to follow you like cattle
Now if we wanted to hear you bitch and complain
Surely O would have chosen a different name
Your arguments lack flame, your style is lame
Your mere presence in this thread is profane
You should be put on trial for being such a screwup
And as the judge, I sentence you to shut the fuck up.

*bows head*

My my, it's Spartiate
Coming in here thinking he's all that,
We all know why you dropped by
You just saw a NeAvO reply
Using the only insult you know
The flow of your text is way too slow
"You're royalty" please man thats getting old
If only your insults could be more bold
I guess you have nothing better to do
Hey man I just gotta say
"Boy do I pity you"

Okay okay now guys, it's gettig unfair.
Three vs. two, let Ranma have some air.
I'm going to take Spart on this one.
Coming in and dissing my homes like that just aint cool
You've landed an easy way to get your ass banished fool.
Canadiens spitting, when did this come out?
Garbage, I see, is what it's about.
Where are the skills at? Is Quebec having a drought?
Listen and anlayze, astounding, I tantalize
Your death I prophesize.
Now I'll give you credit for trying
Which is lost after a look at your pathetic rhyming.
Good luck next time
Some advice - go home and practice that rhyme

Man of Steel has no rhyme, no rhythm and no pop,
But he's The Man With the Plan so you just listen the hell up.
You fools are 'bout to get owned like Mr. T's in the house,
'Cause the Man of Steel don't take none of this pathetic souse.
MoS hails from a world far away out in space
With no intent of being left in second place.

If you want to rhyme, if you want to rap,
You can lay it down, you can give it snap,
You can flow with the rhythm, wear that backwards cap,
But he'll just read your verses and tell you they're crap.
Ain't nothing like what he can do, all smooth and cool and real,
'Cause ain't nobody quite as good as the Man of Steel.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Hey Ranma, no hard feelings...all fair in the game of freestyle




Can't rhyme 911 are you kidding me?
I can rhyme more elaborately without a dictionary
Your rhymes are gay and your skill is too
Btw whose the psychic that contacted you?
I killed your faggot ass a few pages back
Apparently your stupidity is "eternal"
Cause you're still too slow to notice that
How's life on the other side anyway?
Doesn't matter, I'm sending you some company later on today
You're probably in heaven though, CB's destination won't be so well
Because everybody knows that suicides go to hell
But I'll tell you something since you're back from the dead
Over here right now your girlfriends giving me great head
I'd send you a postcard but I can't because you died
You had no luck in this life, are you getting any on the other side?
Your girlfriend says hello and said she'd ask how you were doing
But she's a little busy right now er...with the screwing.
But before I let you go, I'd like to propose a toast
To an actual live conversation with the first slayed rap ghost
If you're really bitter, I might suggest singing a song kid
Or instead I know a friend in which you might get along with
Here's a friendly spirit that wants to be your friend forever after
Ranma unpack your bags baby, you're now rooming with Casper

so you fuckin my ex big whoopdie do
i dumped her six months ago for her selfish rules.
she spoke of love and honesty and all that jazz
but that still didn't stop another brother from tappin her ass
her best friend called me the other day, it's insane
'said my ex still wouldn't quit her own damn selfish ways

that's too bad, i feel sorry for the sucka that's with her
'cause when he finds out his face will be a sure kicker
DAMN! she'll probly snicker right in his face
right as his poor broken heart falls from grace.
that's too bad, you're invloved now and i think its dumb.
'cause you'll probly have red spots all over your bum!
just don't whine and bitch to me when it falls apart.
but I'f i'm nice, i'll hand you a rope for the suicide part.

I would like to thanks xox for kinda stickin up fo me
RESPECT! even tho probly don't deserve it
but who cares? i really really like the way you W3RD it!

Watch and learn.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

My my, it's Spartiate
Coming in here thinking he's all that,
We all know why you dropped by
You just saw a NeAvO reply
Using the only insult you know
The flow of your text is way too slow
"You're royalty" please man thats getting old
If only your insults could be more bold
I guess you have nothing better to do
Hey man I just gotta say
"Boy do I pity you"

The only reason I chose you is because I play fair
Unlike Xox here who likes to attack in pairs
You see all the other members already had their hands full
And then you pranced in spitting out all that bull
Now I was planning on getting rid of you quickly
So that at least a half-decent rapper would feel like challenging me
But since less honourable fools decided to stab me in the back
I'll use you as my footstool while fending off real attacks
And while we're on the subject, do you want to hear another insult I know?
That girl you like? I fucked her because she's a hoe.

Originally Posted by Xox

Okay okay now guys, it's gettig unfair.
Three vs. two, let Ranma have some air.
I'm going to take Spart on this one.
Coming in and dissing my homes like that just aint cool
You've landed an easy way to get your ass banished fool.
Canadiens spitting, when did this come out?
Garbage, I see, is what it's about.
Where are the skills at? Is Quebec having a drought?
Listen and anlayze, astounding, I tantalize
Your death I prophesize.
Now I'll give you credit for trying
Which is lost after a look at your pathetic rhyming.
Good luck next time
Some advice - go home and practice that rhyme

Xox? I can hardly believe my eyes, and no, this isn't about your face
This is about all that crap you just posted that's taking up space
You should listen to your man Jeff, he errs cautiously
Maybe because a true competitor can appreciate quality
NeAvO had it comin', his post made me hurl
And I'm not taking advice from no 15 year old girl
I'm moving up the ranks and making my name
No one will come close to touching my fame
I should ask you to go home, my dear
But it gets cold outside this time of year.

Hey Spart don't be a fool,
This is between me and you,
Leave Xox outta this, she's way too cool
Bah, you can have that girl I liked,
She weren't really my type,
The sight of her made me twitch
Now your mamma, she's my bitch.

Spart, wow dude...I'm really impressed. Neavo, you've GOT to hit him harder than that if you want to win the rounds!

jeff would you kindly remove the links in your sig to your disses to me or else i will take it personal.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Xox? I can hardly believe my eyes, and no, this isn't about your face
This is about all that crap you just posted that's taking up space
You should listen to your man Jeff, he errs cautiously
Maybe because a true competitor can appreciate quality
NeAvO had it comin', his post made me hurl
And I'm not taking advice from no 15 year old girl
I'm moving up the ranks and making my name
No one will come close to touching my fame
I should ask you to go home, my dear
But it gets cold outside this time of year.

Now Spart that attempt was laughable
I'll pretend it was good enough to be addressable
Go ahead and hit me with everything you got
NeAvO I'll handle this, it's his place that he's forgot
I've come to put you in your place,
You should be ashamed at giving O Canada such disgrace
You're just like a bird bitch, eat shit then fly away
Spittin is a game, dont ya know how to play?
Too bad you dont come with verstility like buffets
Your weaknesses I'm here to portary and put on display
Smoke you and then land you on the ashtray
But you've already been smoked, lost multiple times
Disgusted with terrible gimmicks, gone for years for rap crimes!
You cant play the game without some practice
Don't worry you can be my apprentice.
I might be a 15 yr. old girl, but I'm killing this grown man
Not my fault you're the specimen of my unfeasible plan.

Originally Posted by ranma187

jeff would you kindly remove the links in your sig to your disses to me or else i will take it personal.

I hope we're still friends, if you found my rhymes a bit too harsh and they hurt you emotionally I understand and am sorry I upset you with my rhymes. To show you I do understand how much it might have hurt you, I took the links down.

it's aight man it' all fair game.
no one to blame.

but if you think you really got me
then i should just process you into soap
and distribute it all for free i'm that mean!
think it's time to put you in your place
by throwin your mom's period all over your face
what a big disgrace, that you think you could ever hurt me
just wait till you give your cheatin ass girlfriend herpes
by fuckin my slutty ass girlfriend
like a whirlwind my rhymes make you hurtin
you'll be birthin like arnold in junior
i won't even attend your lame ass funeral

gay? that's right, my big faggoty ass is tight.
but you only know that from my gay webcam site
and if i remember correctly your dick would just kill a bitches hope
hell, i couldn't even see it with a microscope!

Hahaha. Glad to see this thread is still kickin. Good stuff, guys. I'll be back for more, when I've got the time.

Originally Posted by ranma187

it's aight man it' all fair game.
no one to blame.

but if you think you really got me
then i should just process you into soap
and distribute it all for free i'm that mean!
think it's time to put you in your place
by throwin your mom's period all over your face
what a big disgrace, that you think you could ever hurt me
just wait till you give your cheatin ass girlfriend herpes
by fuckin my slutty ass girlfriend
like a whirlwind my rhymes make you hurtin
you'll be birthin like arnold in junior
i won't even attend your lame ass funeral

gay? that's right, my big faggoty ass is tight.
but you only know that from my gay webcam site
and if i remember correctly your dick would just kill a bitches hope
hell, i couldn't even see it with a microscope!

LOL!! My god dude I swear I laughed while reading that entire thing!!! xD

But three rounds are over bro

Originally Posted by Spartiate

You should listen to your man Jeff, he errs cautiously

Spart?...I'm cold and hot on whether or not to tear you apart
viciously, systematically with well executed precision
Tear you down lyrically, making you want to give up living
Close your eyes and keep wishing...that I didn't respond spart
But I'm coming for you 'tard, I can hear your fast beating heart
The start of this game was something I'm used to
Unlike you, I know how to...slay losers before round two
Please, did you really think I'd let you get away with that?
Saying my name slyly like you think I'm blind as bat?
But I'll tell you what, here's your chance of redemption
Get on your knees, pray to god and hope that I listen
pray to me to make this fast, pray to me to make this quick
Ask your lord and saviour Jeff, not to beat you down to shit
Yes I'm listening spart, my ears are open wide
Before you swallow NeAvO's cum, try swallowing your pride
I lied when I said I'd make this fast if you pray
-laughs- Hell no spart, I could rip on you all day
But for the sake of your sanity I'll let this stop indeed
Should you decide to hit me back it's a miracle you'll need
Noone can help you, noone can
not the hand of god
certainly not the hand of man
I'm fresh out of miracles, I hope you understand.
You say that I err, but have you forgot?
You're made of flesh and bones, I'm a god, and you're not
Accept me into your heart and I just might let you live and prosper
But only long enough to send your faggot ass back to the doctor



Edit: bring it

Originally Posted by suttsman

Childish insults, that's what you're down to?
That's the best you got? A simple "fuck you"?
Well listen up boy, cause I won't repeat
Get the hell out, cause you're already beat

I beat you 1,2, and now 3 times
Xox did more with her crazy rhymes
Jeff just destroyed you with his sweet sublime
Hell, I've heard better rap from a frickin' mime!

So get the hell out while you're reading this verse
Cause we'll whoop you again, buddy, this is your curse
It's so easy, your rhymes are just getting worse
Next time get out before you can even rehearse.

aight my name ends with 187
representin from alberta prarie heaven

verse curse and your worst rehearse.
your rhymes so girly i should buy you a purse
Hell yeah!

bet ya didn't know i banged your sister on a toilet seat
While you were too busy in the kitchen eatin some minnie wheats.
i think one of my feet and your ass have got to meet
then stick my foot in yo face eat your own shit on a plate
an spray it with mace
then make you watch will and grace.

cummon judges roll your dice
this dude can't even beat vanilla ice.