Thread: Tell Me About A Fight You Were In...

^ That reminds me of a guy fight.

In first grade I got into a fight with this guy in my class coz he said something offensive. I don't remember exactly what it was, but I was pretty mad. So it got nasty, hair messed up, all over the floor. They were the times when hitting a girl wasn't a bad thing to do for guys.

Originally Posted by seeker28

I got into several fights in high school, but most were pretty one-sided.

Once this guy I was hanging out with grabbed my ass as I walked up some stairs in front of him. I was really mad, so I threw him down the stairs.

A guy in my PE class called me a dyke, so I grabbed him, tipped him upside down, and smashed his head on the ground, then set him back.

I also got into a fight during floor hockey. Beat the shit out of the asshole who started it.

That's how fights go for me. Someone else starts it and I end it. REALLY end it.

Are you fat?

Okay, fights, fights....

Once this guy in my gym class hit me in the head with a hockey stick (on purpose, duh... oh and it was a metal one. With an edge. That hurt like hell) and I was knocked clear to the ground. So I got my stick and jabbed back, nailing him right in the stoumach. We go back and forth blocking eachother until I'm hauled off, leaving him with a welt in his stoumach and his right arm.

One time this guy wouldn't pay me back quite a large sum of money so I hired Spawn and the Hulk to beat his ass.

Bitch better have my money

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Are you fat?

If that wouldn't be less funny out of context, I woud totally sig it.

Yeah, I've been in a couple. I don't usually provoke them, I'm not like that, but when I get mad my pain reception seems to just shut off (I normally have a high pain tolerance) and I can take a hell of a beating. My first big one would be grade 9, where me and this one kid didn't like each other. Went up to the top field at my high school. I had a lighter in one clenched fist so my punches would be even.

So we square off, his group and my group of friends are watching. We're perfectly even, I get some good shots (including a sick uppercut to the throat that sent him reeling), and he gets some good shots. Then on one of my punches the lighter sparked. It's kinda funny, when my friends saw that they all though I was casting a spell or something - no one had any prior knowledge of my fistfiller.

Anyways, one of the guys friends who was someone I didn't want to mess with yelled at me, "Put away the fistfiller or I'm gonna jump in!" So I start putting my fistfiller into my pocket and get suckerpunched in the eye once, twice, three times. My vision doubles, triples, and then goes black. I woke up a second later on the ground, panting, and said I had had enough.

So my first fight, a loss. Oh well, I went down from a suckerpunch. And I'm friends with the kid and all his friends now anyways.

Most recent little bout was earlier this year in September. I was hammered and high as balls (half a 40 pounder of rum and a couple joints) and had walked down to the 7-11 with my friends. Me and another friend (who I hadn't walked down with) were wrestling constantly, and I kept chucking him to the ground. One of his friends, who I thought was a wannabe fag (thought he was really tough, had already gotten beat up that night) came up to me with his fists raised because he thought I was scrapping his friend (as I was wrestling him). It soon becomes a 2 on 1, but this kid is actually serious about fighting me, and he grabs me at the same time as my friend who's actually just kidding around. I get really confused, throw my one friend down to the ground, get up and full out haymaker the aggressive kid in the face.

All of a sudden it turns into a fight, and he just says "What the FUCK! You wanna fight?! Alright!" and comes at me, throwing punches. My friends who I had walked down with said it was fucked because I dodged 99% of them. I saw that he was wearing a gold ring too, and I didn't wanna aggravate this dickbag anymore so I just concentrated on dodging. Apparently I had put my hands on my knees (I was out of breath) and he came for a huge uppercut, and I completely dodged it. I only let him get one 'cause I just stood there and took it.

Had I been sober I could've knocked the kid out. Those are my fight stories for the moment (took a good twenty minutes to write... sorry if I was rambling ).

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Are you fat?

Nope. Just a lesbian in a small Idaho town. That was plenty.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

CB's stuff

Kind of out of context, but last time I was in Vancouver, I was on the hotel room balcony with my parents when there was this small fender-bender on the busy road bollow us. Both drivers were guys and one had a bad case of road rage, so they get out and fight for a bit, then bystanders intervene and probably got hit the most. Eventually the police arrived and broke it up.

Free boxing match, yay .

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Are you fat?

Wow. I died laughing.

Hmm I have three different fights to tell.


I got Jumped.
I was in 3rd grade. At the time I was living with my mother, her boyfriend, and my sister in some pretty crappy apartments. I went to the park in the apartments and was happily swinging on the swings. Four or five black girls come to the park, I know three of them. They are being nice, so of course I'm being nice back. Out of freaking nowhere two are holding me down while the other three proceed to punch me in my stomach and back.

After that, I was a changed person.... Right about this time in my life I started developing my super bad temper. And I taught myself to kick someones ass if I ever needed to.

Trailer Park Drama (lol)

So, this was my first official fight. We spent a lot of time at my uncles place, when he was with his Fiance who owned a trailer park across the street. I don't really remember why, but there were these two girls that I had got a long with, they were sisters, but anyways, i don't why but we were arguing at each other from different sides of the street. my mother told us we weren't allowed to go over there anymore. The girl gave me the bird. I flipped out. I then ran over there, and the two "brave ones" began to run back to their trailer. Next thing I know all the trailer park kids, and my uncle's girlfriends kids and my sister were crowded around me cheering me on while I had the girl who flipped me off by her hair with one hand, punching her in the face with the other. In the corner of my eye I saw her dad come out of the trailer, running, and we all ran. I don't know why we ran, but we did. I had my shoes off too, and I never got those flip flops back. That makes me angry.


Most recent

So there was this girl Christina, that I just flat out didn't like. I was in 7th grade and we were in lunch. I told my friend H, "It'd be so funny if I just poured my drink on her wouldn't it?" and she agreed and dared me to do it. I got a bit nervous because I knew I'd get suspended and stuff. So when her class got up to leave, I walked over and poured it all over her, and I mistakenly thought she was trying to hit me (she was trying to keep it from pouring on her, like any normal person would.) So my anger gets the best of me and I start punching her in the face repeatedly until someone pulled me off of her. I broke her glasses. I feel bad about it. Because I have glasses too. And their not cheap. Anyways, after that I was getting high fives and pats on the back, which at the time I was all taking in and feeling good about myself. I found my glasses and they were a little bit bent. When I got home I felt pretty bad about the whole thing though, cause imagine having to tell your parents "some girl poured her drink on me and then started punching me in the face. and my glasses are broken" Yeah, it's kind of sad. I still have the referral I got, it says "poured soda on another student, which started a fight"



The End.
Btw, I don't promote fighting.

Great story!

Me and my friend were at the beach. We wanted to go skimboarding, so we go get our skimboards... WAIT! They're not there! Oh no! We ask his parents but they don't know, we ask the neighboors, they don't know. One guy says he saw some kids walking down their street with skimboards. We go on the search! My skimboard was over $100 and his was over $200, so these were nice. We are searching searching searching. We go down to the beach and start going along. I say, "Go this way!" out of intuition. We are going that way, and all of a sudden see a kid with my board as we drive around somebody's truck. We say, "Wait, lets see if they have yours too." THEY DO! AHHHHHH! He jumps out of the golf cart and yells, "Hey! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" (In all caps in voice also!) The kid starts walking up and he just hits him right in the face and takes his board. The kid doesn't even know what to do and just stands there. We start arguing with the kids. We are saying that they stole our boards and somebody saw them with them on the street. They try to say that they found them in the sand dunes. Bullshit! I take my board and stick it on the cart. I hear somebody mumble something and just cause I wanted to hit somebody I yell, "FUCKING BASTARD WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY?" He says something blah blah and get in my face.

This kid is about 3 inches taller than me and probably weighed 800 pounds. Once he got in my face I stood there looking back, then at the perfect time when he thought I wasn't going to do anything I hit him with a right hook right in the eye! I hit him again with my left! His blubber tries to fall on me, so I use a shoulder. My friend gets into a fight with another person and it ends up being a 4 person extravagansa until I get another good hit in and somebody comes over saying "Break it up!"

More arguing, we end up shaking hands with the people, but they're still thieves and assfaces.

Then the next day we found out (because my friends dad and those kid's dad's beach houses are near each other) that the kid my friend hit in the mouth couldn't talk because his mouth was so fucked up and the guy I fought had two good black eyes and a messed up face.

We were both pretty much unscathed.

That was the only real serious fight I've been in since I was youngster. One time I kicked out my friend's tooth when we were little. He caught my foot and I grabbed a table and did a Jet Li move with the other foot into the face.

Alright! Another one from AmazeO XD.

The lulzy fight

One time, this dude named Mark, at my school, he was starting shit in the halls with me. So i fucking killed him.
LLULZ

Hardcore.

You bet. But I ressurrected him later. Then I used a mind erase spell. Then I stopped taking LSD.

Originally Posted by LifeStandsStill

So there was this girl Christina, that I just flat out didn't like. I was in 7th grade and we were in lunch. I told my friend H, "It'd be so funny if I just poured my drink on her wouldn't it?" and she agreed and dared me to do it. I got a bit nervous because I knew I'd get suspended and stuff. So when her class got up to leave, I walked over and poured it all over her, and I mistakenly thought she was trying to hit me (she was trying to keep it from pouring on her, like any normal person would.) So my anger gets the best of me and I start punching her in the face repeatedly until someone pulled me off of her.

Wow... so you poured your drink on her then suckerpunched her repeatedly. That's a bitch thing to do.

Don't provoke fights? Bullshit.

Cold Blooded is going in for the kill.

Could internet lulz follow?

Originally Posted by LifeStandsStill

Most recent

So there was this girl Christina, that I just flat out didn't like. I was in 7th grade and we were in lunch. I told my friend H, "It'd be so funny if I just poured my drink on her wouldn't it?" and she agreed and dared me to do it. I got a bit nervous because I knew I'd get suspended and stuff. So when her class got up to leave, I walked over and poured it all over her, and I mistakenly thought she was trying to hit me (she was trying to keep it from pouring on her, like any normal person would.) So my anger gets the best of me and I start punching her in the face repeatedly until someone pulled me off of her. I broke her glasses. I feel bad about it. Because I have glasses too. And their not cheap. Anyways, after that I was getting high fives and pats on the back, which at the time I was all taking in and feeling good about myself. I found my glasses and they were a little bit bent. When I got home I felt pretty bad about the whole thing though, cause imagine having to tell your parents "some girl poured her drink on me and then started punching me in the face. and my glasses are broken" Yeah, it's kind of sad. I still have the referral I got, it says "poured soda on another student, which started a fight"


The End.
Btw, I don't promote fighting.

Terrible story. What grade are you in now, and what did you do for that girl to make up for your very sick act? At that time in your life, you were no better than a street mugger. You owe that girl more than you have even imagined. If you hang out in trailer parks, you don't have to be trailer trash. I wish you could know how disgusting I think you were at that time. How much have you changed?

Damn right.

Originally Posted by seeker28

Originally Posted by Carousoul

Are you fat?

No just a lesbian

Same difference.

Lulzzz!