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Thread: Masturbation and sleep
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09-04-2004 04:39 PM #26Member
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Good one Ophelia! (Get on msn so I can talk to you!!!)Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Q: How is a penis like a rubix cube?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.Raised by: Ffx-Dreamz and readopted by Ophelia
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09-05-2004 03:31 PM #27Member
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09-05-2004 03:40 PM #28Member
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A rubber band will NEVER come near my gear...morning wood is temporary
In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
-David Icke
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09-05-2004 03:43 PM #29Member
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Morning woods are ok, it's just when someone comes in and wakes you up when you have a morning woodOriginally posted by Awaken
A rubber band will NEVER come near my gear...morning wood is temporary
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09-05-2004 04:05 PM #30Member
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My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep...I guess I can understand
I'd sooner have the wood than cut off the circulation for 8 hours though 
That just doesn't sound healthy!
In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
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09-05-2004 04:21 PM #31Member
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I hate mornin wood >.<
Usually I'm in a hurry for school and then I cant go to the toilet because my boy wont go down and relax >.<
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09-05-2004 07:53 PM #32Member
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*coughcoughbullshitcoughcoughcough*Originally posted by gameover
bad for the eyes though. Can cause problesm later in life. And can cause cancer for women. THey need to sleep in dark fomr some reason, I forget. Ill post if I find a source on it, but Ive heard it more than once.
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09-05-2004 08:01 PM #33Member
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it could be worse...Originally posted by Awaken
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep..
they could be your two little boy cousins.
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09-05-2004 08:22 PM #34Member
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Girls are allowed in my bed, boys would be scolded for tryingOriginally posted by Soilent Green
it could be worse...
they could be your two little boy cousins.
In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
-David Icke
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09-06-2004 02:46 AM #35Member
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Awaken
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep...I guess I can understand I'd sooner have the wood than cut off the circulation for 8 hours though That just doesn't sound healthy!
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09-06-2004 03:20 AM #36Member
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Come on now I was being serious! I'd sooner explain the movement of blood through sensitive areas to a 10yo than risk Mr. Member's dismemberment!
In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
-David Icke
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09-06-2004 02:52 PM #37Member
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHOriginally posted by Awaken
Come on now I was being serious! I'd sooner explain the movement of blood through sensitive areas to a 10yo than risk Mr. Member's dismemberment!
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09-06-2004 04:18 PM #38Member
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wow.....umm i never tought of guys having so many "morning trobles"
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09-06-2004 04:49 PM #39Member
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Yup mornings suck.Originally posted by Shadows
* * wow.....umm i never tought of guys having so many \"morning trobles\" *
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Your from Ohio?
But theres always the risk of it falling off at night 
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