Some of these are kind of lousy, but... |
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey and a giraffe. |
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Some of these are kind of lousy, but... |
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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. I am the Resurrection and the Life.
I am the Light at the End of the Tunnel.
Rimor Somnium Universitas
Whats the difference between 10 dead babies, and a cadillac? |
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. |
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Lucid Moments: 2 Lucid Dreams: 1
Lucid Goals: [X] Get my first LD [ ] Be a superhero [ ] Jump into a comic book [] Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
joke about religion |
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22 DILD's
4 WBTB's
Total= 26!
Q: What did Tennessee? |
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A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates. |
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This one is a bit mean, but what good joke isn't? |
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These are absolutely terrible, and quite sexist but in the spirit of Helen Keller Jokes: |
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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. I am the Resurrection and the Life.
I am the Light at the End of the Tunnel.
Rimor Somnium Universitas
Did you know that 5 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions? |
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There's 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't. |
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"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? |
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What does DNA stand for? |
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More of those ones. |
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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. I am the Resurrection and the Life.
I am the Light at the End of the Tunnel.
Rimor Somnium Universitas
Once I was faxing my resumes to jobs and I didn't have enough money. A lady gave me $5 and said "Good Karma goes along way you know" and I said "No shit, how do you think I got this $5?" |
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Men and women... |
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i dont get it. aww. let me know! |
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a sea cucumber walks up to an anemone and says with fronds like theses who needs anemones! |
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adopted: illidan
Wer-wolf alert
The beatles r mine 4evers!!!
broken link removed---click peez!
"you fuzzy little man peach!"-Old Greg a.k.a. scaly little man fish
okay, i read this one somewhere and i thought it was pretty funny... |
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What women mean . . . |
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