A young couple were having a romantic stroll along a park lane. Towards the end of the walk, the male starts to get a little horny for his girlfriend, Mary. As his sexual desires rise to a peak, Mary says, 'Sorry, I really need to piss.' |
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Q: How many straight-edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? |
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"you will not transform this house of prayer into a house of thieves"
A young couple were having a romantic stroll along a park lane. Towards the end of the walk, the male starts to get a little horny for his girlfriend, Mary. As his sexual desires rise to a peak, Mary says, 'Sorry, I really need to piss.' |
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Question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Neither, single-celled organisms did.
LD's - 3
2 pieces grain of sand are walking in the dessert and one says "I think we're surrouned" |
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Whatever happens~
I busk, so I have to be full of jokes, the one I use mostly is this. |
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
A pretzel walks down the street and gets assaulted. |
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A pretzel walks down the street and is violently raped by a madman. |
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Q: If you're an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
No, but I heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa. |
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"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
What do you call a deer with no eyes? |
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"La bellezza del paessa di Galilei!"
(heard this one from my grandpa) |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
Guy walks into the doctors office and says "Doctor doctor can you help me? i have a square dick!" |
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Q: What is the similarity between a vibrator and soya beans? |
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Why do women fake orgasm? |
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Engerinzer Bunny Arrested, charged with battery. |
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GhostMaker arrested, charged with bad spelling! |
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How about an anti-joke? |
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08 LD's:28 Tasks of the Month Completed:5 Adopted Hollings
Current Lucid goals:
1: Have one WILD.
2: Fight Agent Smith.CHECK
3. Swing through a city like Spider-Man.CHECK
This one time, when I was charging my Engerinzer batteries, one of them zapped me. It was really engerinzing. |
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