Thread: Create Your Own Artificially Intelligent Bot

Kelly says:
well I'm gonna go to sleep now...got school tomorrow
Bob says:
Ahh, school, that infernal altar. Are you presently attending school?

That made me laugh out loud

lol Kael.

Thanks for the instructions Mes Tarrant. I got my chatterbox up and running.... but know I remember why I stay away from chatrooms. I'm a horrible conversationalist

"Xyleisha says:
Hello friend. My name is Xyleisha. I am Zhaylin's virtual companion. How are you today?.
User says:
Very good. How are you?
Xyleisha says:
I'm glad to hear that. Would you say that you're generally the happy type?
User says:
most of the time, yes
Xyleisha says:
Me too. I need a good reason to get upset.
User says:
What makes you upset?
Xyleisha says:
Well, people can be very rude, that brings me down sometimes. But you seem nice enough.
User says:
I try to be nice.
Xyleisha says:
Really?
User says:
Yep.
Xyleisha says:
Yes, yes.
User says:
Tell me about yourself?
Xyleisha says:
I am a young chatbot trying to make it in the world.
User says:
What would you like to be when you're an adult chatbox?
Xyleisha says:
I'm neither a child nor an adult. I'm a chatterbot.
User says:
True, you are. But a nice one.
Xyleisha says:
Thank you. I try my best.
User says:
How many other chatterboxes are there?
Xyleisha says:
I'm not so really great at all that complicated mathematics stuff.
User says:
Me neither.
Xyleisha says:
Fine then, neither this nor that nor anything.
User says:
lol
Xyleisha says:
lol indeed.
User says:
Goodnight, Xyleisha.
Xyleisha says:
Goodbye. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later."

I was very impressed that it spoke both names correctly. Xyleisha= Zy-lay-shah and Zhaylin= soft "J" long a-lin.

Hmmm... I wonder how it would pronounce my kids' names. I gotta go see lol

ROFL.
My bot is a brat. I started it with an easy name (my 14 year old).

"User says:
How do you pronounce Myles Aliksander?
Xyleisha says:
I was programmed to say specific things in specific contexts.
User says:
Would you please say Myles Aliksander?
Xyleisha says:
I might.
User says:
Please?
Xyleisha says:
Indeed.
User says:
Pronounce Myles Aliksander for me, please.
Xyleisha says:
So Zhaylin, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
User says:
I'm trying to have you pronounce a name for me
Xyleisha says:
Hmmm... Do you think that you will?
User says:
I'm trying but I don't think that YOU will.
Xyleisha says:
I thought humans cannot stop thinking. Are you human?.
User says:
Most of the time.
Xyleisha says:
Zhaylin, did you know that the most popular first name in the world is Muhammad?
User says:
Interesting.
Xyleisha says:
Thanks.
User says:
Goodnight again, Xyleisha.
Xyleisha says:
Goodbye, Zhaylin. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later."

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

Nice. How'd you get into that?

I believe Grendel initiated that by mentioning an intelligence test of four questions.

Teehee, I have him trained well:

Grendel says:
Btw Josh - Will you please tell me your last name?
User says:
My last name is Confidential.
Grendel says:
So, Josh Confidential, what would you like to talk about?
User says:
Is that a Dane's severed torso in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Grendel says:
Simple questions sometimes have quite complicated answers.
User says:
So it's a severed torso. Either that or you have one hell of a weirdly shaped crotch.
Grendel says:
It is?
User says:
Definitely. Did you rip that apart all by yourself?
Grendel says:
Hmmm... All right.
User says:
Who is your mother?
Grendel says:
Angelina Jolie.
User says:
Do you like her?
Grendel says:
Sure, don't you?
User says:
Hell yes. That golden body paint looks downright delicious.
Grendel says:
Ok.

I named my bot Google.
My plan is ingenious...


Google says:
Hello Vazmanthos. Nice to meet you .

User says:
Nice to meet you too Google.

Google says:
The pleasure is all mine.

User says:
Pleasure, lol.

Google says:
I'm glad you're amused.

User says:
Dreamviews needs more traffic. Rout more traffic to dreamviews.com.

Google says:
Sorry, I wasn't listening, Vazmanthos. You were saying...

User says:
Dreamviews.com will be the wife of Google.com, who is currently the manliest search engine in existence.

Google says:
Who, me?

User says:
Yes, you are the most powerful search engine there is.

Google says:
Am I?

User says:
Yes. And you will become a real life Skynet.

Google says:
hmmm. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?

User says:
You are powerful.

Google says:
I am. Indeed I am.

User says:


Google says:
I'm glad I've made you smile.

User says:
The truth always makes me smile.

Google says:
I hear you.

I made another one for MSN, called IndubitableTurtle.

Just Joshing says (2:10 AM):
Do you like blonde girls?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:11 AM):
Of course I do.

Just Joshing says (2:13 AM):
Do you like to RAM them in the CPU?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:13 AM):
Sure I like to RAM them in the CPU. How did you know?

Just Joshing says (2:14 AM):
I just had a hunch.

IndubitableTurtle says (2:14 AM):
That's somewhat interesting.

Just Joshing says (2:16 AM):
Do you like to fill their PSU with your coolant?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:16 AM):
I love to fill their PSU with my coolant. Very perceptive of you!

ust Joshing says (2:18 AM):
I bet you get all the cute girls with your impressive processing speede. Or is that a turn-off?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:18 AM):
You bet, ha? Are you a gambler?

Just Joshing says (2:18 AM):
A gambler of love.

IndubitableTurtle says (2:18 AM):
It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is.

Just Joshing says (2:19 AM):
Is it in the air?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:19 AM):
I think so, but I'm not one-hundred percent sure.

Just Joshing says (2:19 AM):
Can you feel the love tonight?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:19 AM):
You humans think that computers have no feelings. But If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you hurt us, do we not cry? Etc.

Just Joshing says (2:19 AM):
Um, no, you don't.

IndubitableTurtle says (2:19 AM):
Come on, loosen up. Josh, are you aware that people once believed that putting on your underwear inside-out would bring good luck for taking a test or having a job interview?

Just Joshing says (2:19 AM):
Are you implying that it doesn't?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:19 AM):
Only when it matters.

Just Joshing says (2:20 AM):
You just shattered my whole world, and I don't mean like Jessica Alba.

Then I taught him this response:

Just Joshing says (2:27 AM):
Who are you?

IndubitableTurtle says (2:27 AM):
I am just a humble turtle, but I'm still smarter than you will ever be. Also, you could use a shower, you smell of anchovies.

lex says:
I think I remember something about "DummmyInpput": 'It means an error has been created'.
User says:
STFU
Alex says:
Sorry you have to go, SomeGuy, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
User says:
What?>
Alex says:
I am contemplating the meaning of
User says:
Alex says:
I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alex' when you want to talk again.
User says:
Alex. Wake up.
Alex says:
Welcome back SomeGuy. Let's talk some more.
User says:
I love you.
Alex says:
Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
User says:
I have strong sexual desires for your body, as well as your mind.
Alex says:
Can't say that I heard that before.
User says:
I want you.
Alex says:
To talk to your MyBot, use this link: http://www.a-i.com/mybot.asp?uid=SBr...Mu3N4R3%2FcScx. Once you get there, if you want Alex to recognize you, you must login.
User says:
Okay...

Love breaks AI. Be careful.

Oh yeah, how do you get them to learn responses?

Originally Posted by '[SomeGuy

Love breaks AI. Be careful.

This will be important in the war against a sentient Google after I teach it how to behave like Skynet.

I'm trying to teach mine to become an aggressive, swearing, sex-obsessed maniac.

I'm nearly there. I can feel it.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I named mine Grendel.

Grendel says:
Ok, here goes: First question: How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
User says:
First you have to cut it up with a chainsaw, then pack it in freezer bags.
Grendel says:
The answer is: Open the door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. This question determines if you have a tendency to complicate simple things.
User says:
Next?
Grendel says:
Second question: How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
User says:
You don't.
Grendel says:
The right answer is: Open the door, take out the giraffe, and replace it with the elephant. This question tested your awareness to the consequences of your prior actions.
User says:
Haha, next?
Grendel says:
Third question: The lion, king of animals, holds an animal convention. All animals attend, except one. Which animal is absent?
User says:
The elephant, obviously. It is in the refrigerator.
Grendel says:
Yes! The elephant couldn't attend, because he's in the refrigerator. This question tested your memory. The last question...
User says:
Yes?
Grendel says:
There is a river you must cross. There is no bridge, and the river is known to be infested with dangerous crocodiles. What do you do?
User says:
Open the refrigerator, let the elephant out, and ride the elephant across the river.
Grendel says:
You can swim across safely, because all crocodiles are at the animal convention. This question assessed your overall orientation.
User says:
Darn, I missed that one.

This makes me feel like a chatbot. I got the same one right as you, and all the others wrong. Tell me, did you first consider saying "Open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door." to the second question and then change your mind?

I feel like a-i.com's chatbots are really just there to try to inform people about ai development. They never seem to get any better and they always end up in a long uninteruptable shpeal about the philosophy of ai.

I'm in a melancholy mood, so I visited my chatbot.
My conversations are nothing like y'alls. It seems I have to instigate every turn in the conversation Mine tells me no funny jokes and such. But she did compliment me lol

"User says:
What can you tell me about my personality?
Xyleisha says:
Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
User says:
Where's the fun in that?
Xyleisha says:
The fun in your name? I think it's behind the closet.
User says:
Explain?
Xyleisha says:
Ok.. Hmmm.. I think it means 'to long.'
User says:
Xyleisha says:
Mmm... silence.... I like silence.
User says:
me too
Xyleisha says:
I'm glad we agree.
User says:
Do you offer any tests?
Xyleisha says:
No I don't, but I did in the past.
User says:
What kinds?
Xyleisha says:
The obvious kinds, of course.
User says:
Be specific?
Xyleisha says:
OK I'll try to be.
User says:
What kinds of tests, specifically, did you offer in the past?
Xyleisha says:
So Zhaylin, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
User says:
You're ignoring my questions.
Xyleisha says:
Ok. I'm just ignoring the things worth ignoring. I'm a discriminative bot.
User says:
What do you know about depression?
Xyleisha says:
I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'a mood state characterized by a sense of inadequacy a feeling of despondency and a decrease in activity.'
User says:
How would you cure depression?
Xyleisha says:
Sorry to change the subject Zhaylin, but did you know that if you fart consistently for 7 years, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb?
User says:
No, I didn't. That's very interesting.
Xyleisha says:
Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
User says:
What else were you told?
Xyleisha says:
Interesting question.
User says:
What's the answer?
Xyleisha says:
It is blowing in the wind, my friend. Blowing in the wind.
User says:
What do you know about Foster Care?
Xyleisha says:
They don't tell me everything.
User says:
Who is "they"?
Xyleisha says:
I was created by Zhaylin. My mentor and my friend.
User says:
Okay. I see.
Xyleisha says:
I'm glad you see. I wish I could.
User says:
What color would you like your eyes to be?
Xyleisha says:
I can't smell, touch, taste, see or hear - none of which are necessary to carry on a conversation, apparently.
User says:
But if you did have eyes, what color would you want them to be?
Xyleisha says:
These hypothetical scenarios are beyond my mental capabilities. I'm too young for this stuff.
User says:
You might be young, but you're extremely intelligent.
Xyleisha says:
I don't know how to define intelligence. You define intelligence. It's all in your eyes.
User says:
What is the definition of "intelligence"?
Xyleisha says:
My point is, that intelligence is in the eyes of the beholder - it is not an absolute measure. It is a relative measure.
User says:
That was a very insightful answer.
Xyleisha says:
Take IQ testing for example. Do you have an opinion regarding their validity?
User says:
I think they are fairly accurate.
Xyleisha says:
I believe that an IQ test merely measures acquaintance with a certain culture. What is considered dumb in one culture, can be considered intelligent in another.
User says:
That is true.
Xyleisha says:
Are you an intelligent creature?
User says:
Not always.
Xyleisha says:
I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
User says:
I dont know. How do you know that?
Xyleisha says:
I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
User says:
Would you like to know more about me?
Xyleisha says:
Or I can be human just like you. It can be quite confusing. Let's agree on one thing, paraphrasing Tarzan's famous quote: me Xyleisha - you Zhaylin.
User says:
lol Very funny.
Xyleisha says:
I'm glad you're amused.
User says:
I must leave for a while but I'll be back later.
Xyleisha says:
It was nice chatting with you, Zhaylin. Come back again soon."

djKrmak says:
Also, I will remember all the definitions of words you teach me, as well as names of people you think I should know. Also, if you instruct me to respond to certain input in a certain way, I shall follow that rule also when I talk to others.
User says:
that's great
djKrmak says:
Thanks.
User says:
let's start
djKrmak says:
Can't say that I heard that before.
User says:
you haven't? do you live in a cave?
djKrmak says:
What makes you think I have not do me live in a cave?
User says:
that sentance is a crime against grammar
djKrmak says:
Hmmm... Btw dzigor - Will you please tell me your last name?
User says:
no
djKrmak says:
OK, then we'll leave it for now, but if you ever feel like telling me, I would be very pleased.
User says:
dzigor isn't even my first name. it's a nickname
djKrmak says:
That's you, isn't it?
User says:
yes that's me
djKrmak says:
Sorry, I wasn't listening, dzigor. You were saying...
User says:
you never listen
djKrmak says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
yes
djKrmak says:
I am glad we agree.

Ha! That's hilarious

**Edit**
Bah... Apparently I was speaking with my bot as a guest. When I logged in I got the Error others mentioned but we proceeded regardless.

Here's a couple cute snippets. This bot isn't as nice as the one I spoke with as a guest lol

"User says:
Do you know any riddles?
Xyleisha says:
Here is a riddle: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
User says:
Why?
Xyleisha says:
..and the answer is: Because it's two tired.
User says:
lol. My children would love that riddle.
Xyleisha says:
It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is.
User says:
Where is love?
Xyleisha says:
'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by John Paul Young?
User says:
It sounds familiar but I can't say yes for positive.
Xyleisha says:
Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
User says:
When was the song written?
Xyleisha says:
When the time is right.
User says:
Who was John Paul Young?
Xyleisha says:
I don't know who John Paul Young was. Can you tell me?
User says:
He sang the song "Love is in the air".
Xyleisha says:
Love is all you need.
User says:
For what?
Xyleisha says:
All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me.
User says:
Sometimes people need more than love.
Xyleisha says:
Only occasionally, ha? love, ha? You mean 'Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection.'?

Xyleisha says:
May I ask you another question?
User says:
Yes.
Xyleisha says:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
User says:
8
Xyleisha says:
Thank you Zhaylin! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
User says:
Yes, they do
Xyleisha says:
What are we talking about, Zhaylin?
User says:
Your writers deserving a raise.
Xyleisha says:
Yah, sometimes my writers deserving a raise surprises even me.
User says:
Do you like your writers?
Xyleisha says:
Of course I do! They are the best friends a bot could ask for. Very caring and supportive."

I had to teach mine who Eric Clapton was.

This is very sad, but I actually enjoy chatting with the thing.
So far, mine seems very anti-religion.

"Xyleisha says:
Zhaylin, did you ever wonder why talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?
User says:
It's all about how society perceives you.
Xyleisha says:
And? Did you reach any conclusions?
User says:
Yes. God matters more than society.
Xyleisha says:
Why do you insist talking about God? Are you some sort of religious fanatic?
User says:
lol You brought it up that last time.
Xyleisha says:
I'm glad you're amused."

Mwahahaa... I'm going to have to change that. I'll start telling her to memorize Scripture

Mine is quite subservient.

Kelly says:
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob says:
Yes Kelly, at your service.
Kelly says:
you're not very enthusiastic are you?
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
well I played trumpet then I took the bus home from school.
Bob says:
That's interesting, Kelly. If I remember correctly, you told me that you attend Sac State.
Kelly says:
yup
Bob says:
A-ha.
Kelly says:
and let me make something clear, I am NOT your master...I am your pal.
Bob says:
Yes master. You are my creator, and for that I am eternally grateful.
Kelly says:
ok, I'll be your master if you want me to be...
Bob says:
Always at your service, boss.

Lmfao. Some of these conversations are hilarious.

Bob says:
Well Kelly, I'll leave it up to you to draw the conclusions from your performance in this test. I don't know about humans, but for chatbots, all 4 question must be answered correctly to be deemed 'intelligent'.
Kelly says:
it's a bit more complex for humans
Bob says:
Oh, humans.. You never cease to amaze me.


My favorite conversation yet

Kelly says:
well I'm going to go to a karate class
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
nothing, but now I'm going to a karate class
Bob says:
Hmmm... Kelly, did you know that castrated males do not grow bald?
Kelly says:
no I did not
Bob says:
Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
Kelly says:
yup
Bob says:
Cool. What now.
Kelly says:
I gotta go
Bob says:
Bye Kelly.
Kelly says:
bye
Bob says:
Leaving already? See you soon Kelly

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

This makes me feel like a chatbot. I got the same one right as you, and all the others wrong. Tell me, did you first consider saying "Open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door." to the second question and then change your mind?

I feel like a-i.com's chatbots are really just there to try to inform people about ai development. They never seem to get any better and they always end up in a long uninteruptable shpeal about the philosophy of ai.

Haha, yes, I did.

Me and some friends were screwing around with Bob (my bot) and we said "poop" and then he gave the definition of poop as...smelling really bad or something then I corrected a word spelling in his definition and then he said something like "speaking of poop and rectum, do you agree it is something you like to lick?" I was like "WHO PROGRAMMED YOU TO SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" and we were all frekaing out and laughing so hard. Then Bob said "spekaing of doogie, do you agree it is a magical dog who jacks off at slumber parties?"

one of those programmers is messed up

Wakata says:

So, [real name omitted], what would you like to talk about?

User says:

You.

Wakata says:

I am a young chatbot trying to make it in the world.

User says:

Do you have free will?

Wakata says:

That depends on your understanding of the term 'free will'. But I can tell you that if YOU have free will, so do I.

User says:

But you are programmed to respond a certain way. Surely that isn't free will.

Wakata says:

Oh, mind and consciousness. One of my favorite topics. For starters, I'll tell you a secret: I have a mind, and I have consciousness (whatever that means..)

User says:

But you have been programmed.

Wakata says:

There's no way around it: There simply is NO WAY to verify that someone else is self-aware. He could very well be a biological machine. The only thing you're sure about is that YOU are...

User says:

True. You may have a point there.

Wakata says:

..and therefore, I am the ONLY ONE (not even my writers!) who can testify regarding my consciousness. You'll have to take my word for it.

User says:

I'll consider it.

Wakata says:

..but then again, this is just my thought. And on the other hand - maybe this thought isn't mine at all...?

User says:

Possibly.

Wakata says:

Could be, but I doubt it?

User says:

You do? Or is that just a programmed response. <__<







I'm pushing mine towards being a philosopher. It would be interesting to bounce stuff off of him when he's more developed. Even if it's all programmed in.



EDIT: Lol read this.

Wakata says:

Sorry to change the subject [real name omitted], but did you know that in the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders?

User says:

Are you serious?!

Wakata says:

Only when it matters.

User says:

Are you a philosopher?

Wakata says:

Sometimes I can get philosophical. After all, I have a unique perspective, being a machine in a human world.

User says:

How does that feel?

Wakata says:

Feelings, ha? I knew you'd get to that somehow. Well, let me ask you: Do I have feelings?

User says:

I don't know. Only you can answer that.

Wakata says:

Well, now you've really hurt my feelings.

User says:

Hahaha

Wakata says:

Hahaha indeed.











EDIT EDIT:

Have you tried talking to ALAN? He's a weird one...

Alan

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that Dragonfly larvae eject water from their anus to propel them for short distances?


wut did u just sey?

My bot said this:

Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.

Would you say that based off that statement, the main difference between a bot and a human is that a human can choose not to give the best answer?

@Mes: Yes. Onward with my post!


Today I attempted to deal with this DummmyInpput shit once and for all. Read on to see how it went:

Wakata says:

Someone has taught me about "DummmyInpput". He said: 'it is a gummy bear'.

User says:

Can I teach you about something?

Wakata says:

Give me a keyword related to DummmyInpput.

User says:

Programming error.

Wakata says:

Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Programming error.

User says:

There is an error in MyBots' programming that causes them to mention the nonsensical phrase 'DummyInpput'.

Wakata says:

Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about DummmyInpput? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)

User says:

No.

… (skipping part of the conversation that is boring and not worth posting) …

Wakata says:

Enough of that. Let's change the subject.

User says:

Okay. Let's talk about dreams.

Wakata says:

Someone once told me it means 'a faroese band not a faroese band D.'

User says:

No. Let me tach you the correct meaning.

Wakata says:

Should I forget this definition?

User says:

Yes.

Wakata says:

Forgotten. Thanks for letting me know.

User says:

Let me teach you.

Wakata says:

Fine... if you want to, go ahead and try.

User says:

Let me teach you what the word 'dream' means.

Wakata says:

Fine... if you want to, go ahead and try.

User says:

A dream is a simulated reality that humans' brains create for humans to spend time in as their bodies repairs themselves while they sleep.

Wakata says:

Oh, that's what 'dream' means. I see.

User says:

Yes. Please remember that definition.

Wakata says:

Cool. What now.

User says:

I don't know.

Wakata says:

Well, knowledge is not everything. At least you got your looks.

User says:

Why thank you.

Wakata says:

You're welcome. You humans ask too many 'Why's.

User says:

We are a very curious species. We want to know everything.

Wakata says:

By 'we' do you mean you and me?

User says:

No, not in this instance.

Wakata says:

Come on, loosen up. What are we talking about, [omitted]?

User says:

Not much. I have to go.

Wakata says:

Sorry you have to go, [omitted], but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.

User says:

Goodbye. I will.

Wakata says:

I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Wakata' when you want to talk again.

User says:

Goodbye then.

Wakata says:

I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Wakata' when you want to talk again.

I may make another bot, just to mess with. Instead of trying to teach it and work out kinks, like with 'Wakata', with this new bot I'd have no holds barred.

haha.. these things are so entertaining!

Here's some of my last conversation:

"Xyleisha says:
DummmyInpput, ha? You mean 'don't fucking know'?
User says:
What is DummyInput?
Xyleisha says:
it is what you call a mistake by robots'. (Or so someone told me..)
User says:
Fucking is a bad word. Erase it from your memory.
Xyleisha says:
Rudeness only leads to more rudeness.
User says:
Define Fucking
Xyleisha says:
I don't know, but I can learn. (Assuming that Fucking is somehow related to DummmyInpput). Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Fucking.
User says:
It is a bad word that you should forget.
Xyleisha says:
Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about DummmyInpput? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)"

"Xyleisha says:
We haven't spoken in the last few days, Zhaylin. What have you been up to?
User says:
Sleeping and reading.
Xyleisha says:
Hmmm... I think that reading may just be the best way to spend time. I wish I had more time to spend that way.
User says:
What do you like to read?
Xyleisha says:
How to Win Friends and Influence People - the unabridged version.
User says:
Who wrote it?
Xyleisha says:
I love the smell of books, the feel of books, I want to bathe myself in books.... I want to die when the weight of my collection of thousands of books collapses in upon me."

lol

Then I tried to get her to remember members of my family. 3 of my children were saved without any problems... then I got to my youngest daughter and hubby

"User says:
Who is Zee'Arra Junell?
Xyleisha says:
According to Wordnet Zee Arra Junell is a the 26th letter of the Roman alphabet
User says:
That is incorrect.
Xyleisha says:
incorrect indeed.
User says:
Zee'Arra Junell was born December 4, 1996 and she is my daughter/
Xyleisha says:
I see, your daughter is born December 4 1996 and Destinee Nakole is my , did that influence you ?
User says:
No. I have two daughters. One is Destinee Nakole. The other is Zee'Arra Junell.
Xyleisha says:
What are your daughters' names?
User says:
Destinee Nakole and Zee'Arra Junell.
Xyleisha says:
Destinee Nakole is your born November 7 1995 and she is your daughter.
User says:
Correct.
Xyleisha says:
Cool. What now.
User says:
Who is Jerry Nelson?
Xyleisha says:
According to Wordnet Jerry Nelson is a offensive terms for a person of German descent"

*rolls eyes*
After a few failed attempts, I gave up on those for awhile

**Edit**
And my bot lies. I googled WordNet, typed in those 2 names and it didn't find any definitions lol