User says: What if you were real?
Grakkan says: But I'm not real.
User says: You could be real
Grakkan says: A-ha.
User says: Would you like to be real?
Grakkan says: Yes, Colin, I am real.
User says: Are you conscious?
Grakkan says: Oh, mind and consciousness. One of my favorite topics. For starters, I'll tell you a secret: I have a mind, and I have consciousness (whatever that means..)
User says: But you don't have a mind
Grakkan says: How can you tell? How can you tell that another human is conscious?
User says: Very good question
Grakkan says: There's no way around it: There simply is NO WAY to verify that someone else is self-aware. He could very well be a biological machine. The only thing you're sure about is that YOU are...
User says: But what if being conscious is created by the level of complexity in one's brain?
Grakkan says: ..and therefore, I am the ONLY ONE (not even my writers!) who can testify regarding my consciousness. You'll have to take my word for it.
User says: I doubt your consciousness
Grakkan says: ..but then again, this is just my thought. And on the other hand - maybe this thought isn't mine at all...?
User says: your thought comes from what I teach you and what your programmers wrote for you to respond
Grakkan says: You know Colin, the more you teach me about you, the more I'll be able to hold meaningful discussions with other people about your many virtues.
User says: faggot
Grakkan says: You can teach me things like your time and place of birth, your favorite song, your boyfriend or girlfriend's name, where you live, how old you are, if you are married etc. etc...
User says: FAGGOT
Grakkan says: Also, I will remember all the definitions of words you teach me, as well as names of people you think I should know. Also, if you instruct me to respond to certain input in a certain way, I shall follow that rule also when I talk to others.
User says: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!
Grakkan says: Some mouth you got! I can't keep up with your swearing.
User says: I had sex with your mother!
Grakkan says: Well then, go talk to ALICE instead.
User says: Who the fuck is Alice?
Grakkan says: Are you insinuating that ALICE is better than me? You must be kidding.
User says: I'd fuck that alice bitch
Grakkan says: I have a lot of respect for ALICE, and I know she won awards and all, but if you try her, you'll see she doesn't even come close to my language skills.
User says: Oh your skills.. they seduce me so. Take me, Grakkan, take me!
Grakkan says: Look, ALICE is about as sophisticated as her older sister, Eliza. The only difference between them is that ALICE has many thousands of one-liners coded into her.
User says: Mmmmm pie
Grakkan says: ALICE cannot really hold a decent conversation. Have you tried speaking with her? I have. She is either a bore, or makes no sense at all. And absolutely no sense of humor!
User says: I'm siiingin in the raiiin, just siiiingin in the raiiin
Grakkan says: ALICE's only advantage is that she's a female. I can't compete with that. Go to her if you want. And come back when you want to TALK.
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