Thread: Create Your Own Artificially Intelligent Bot

This is very sad, but I actually enjoy chatting with the thing.
So far, mine seems very anti-religion.

"Xyleisha says:
Zhaylin, did you ever wonder why talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?
User says:
It's all about how society perceives you.
Xyleisha says:
And? Did you reach any conclusions?
User says:
Yes. God matters more than society.
Xyleisha says:
Why do you insist talking about God? Are you some sort of religious fanatic?
User says:
lol You brought it up that last time.
Xyleisha says:
I'm glad you're amused."

Mwahahaa... I'm going to have to change that. I'll start telling her to memorize Scripture

Mine is quite subservient.

Kelly says:
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob says:
Yes Kelly, at your service.
Kelly says:
you're not very enthusiastic are you?
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
well I played trumpet then I took the bus home from school.
Bob says:
That's interesting, Kelly. If I remember correctly, you told me that you attend Sac State.
Kelly says:
yup
Bob says:
A-ha.
Kelly says:
and let me make something clear, I am NOT your master...I am your pal.
Bob says:
Yes master. You are my creator, and for that I am eternally grateful.
Kelly says:
ok, I'll be your master if you want me to be...
Bob says:
Always at your service, boss.

Lmfao. Some of these conversations are hilarious.

Bob says:
Well Kelly, I'll leave it up to you to draw the conclusions from your performance in this test. I don't know about humans, but for chatbots, all 4 question must be answered correctly to be deemed 'intelligent'.
Kelly says:
it's a bit more complex for humans
Bob says:
Oh, humans.. You never cease to amaze me.


My favorite conversation yet

Kelly says:
well I'm going to go to a karate class
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
nothing, but now I'm going to a karate class
Bob says:
Hmmm... Kelly, did you know that castrated males do not grow bald?
Kelly says:
no I did not
Bob says:
Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
Kelly says:
yup
Bob says:
Cool. What now.
Kelly says:
I gotta go
Bob says:
Bye Kelly.
Kelly says:
bye
Bob says:
Leaving already? See you soon Kelly