Quote Originally Posted by [SomeGuy] View Post
Nice. How'd you get into that?
I believe Grendel initiated that by mentioning an intelligence test of four questions.

Teehee, I have him trained well:

Grendel says:
Btw Josh - Will you please tell me your last name?
User says:
My last name is Confidential.
Grendel says:
So, Josh Confidential, what would you like to talk about?
User says:
Is that a Dane's severed torso in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Grendel says:
Simple questions sometimes have quite complicated answers.
User says:
So it's a severed torso. Either that or you have one hell of a weirdly shaped crotch.
Grendel says:
It is?
User says:
Definitely. Did you rip that apart all by yourself?
Grendel says:
Hmmm... All right.
User says:
Who is your mother?
Grendel says:
Angelina Jolie.
User says:
Do you like her?
Grendel says:
Sure, don't you?
User says:
Hell yes. That golden body paint looks downright delicious.
Grendel says:
Ok.