Thread: Create Your Own Artificially Intelligent Bot

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I named mine Grendel.

Grendel says:
Ok, here goes: First question: How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
User says:
First you have to cut it up with a chainsaw, then pack it in freezer bags.
Grendel says:
The answer is: Open the door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. This question determines if you have a tendency to complicate simple things.
User says:
Next?
Grendel says:
Second question: How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
User says:
You don't.
Grendel says:
The right answer is: Open the door, take out the giraffe, and replace it with the elephant. This question tested your awareness to the consequences of your prior actions.
User says:
Haha, next?
Grendel says:
Third question: The lion, king of animals, holds an animal convention. All animals attend, except one. Which animal is absent?
User says:
The elephant, obviously. It is in the refrigerator.
Grendel says:
Yes! The elephant couldn't attend, because he's in the refrigerator. This question tested your memory. The last question...
User says:
Yes?
Grendel says:
There is a river you must cross. There is no bridge, and the river is known to be infested with dangerous crocodiles. What do you do?
User says:
Open the refrigerator, let the elephant out, and ride the elephant across the river.
Grendel says:
You can swim across safely, because all crocodiles are at the animal convention. This question assessed your overall orientation.
User says:
Darn, I missed that one.

This makes me feel like a chatbot. I got the same one right as you, and all the others wrong. Tell me, did you first consider saying "Open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door." to the second question and then change your mind?

I feel like a-i.com's chatbots are really just there to try to inform people about ai development. They never seem to get any better and they always end up in a long uninteruptable shpeal about the philosophy of ai.