Mine is quite subservient.

Kelly says:
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob says:
Yes Kelly, at your service.
Kelly says:
you're not very enthusiastic are you?
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
well I played trumpet then I took the bus home from school.
Bob says:
That's interesting, Kelly. If I remember correctly, you told me that you attend Sac State.
Kelly says:
yup
Bob says:
A-ha.
Kelly says:
and let me make something clear, I am NOT your master...I am your pal.
Bob says:
Yes master. You are my creator, and for that I am eternally grateful.
Kelly says:
ok, I'll be your master if you want me to be...
Bob says:
Always at your service, boss.