Women's Rights |
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What's closest to Silver? |
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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. I am the Resurrection and the Life.
I am the Light at the End of the Tunnel.
Rimor Somnium Universitas
Women's Rights |
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Me
Paris Hilton. |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
Sarah Palin and The Jonas Brothers |
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DILDs: A Lot
Your life. |
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v his life |
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This thread. |
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So two Jews walk into a bar- |
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Why did the plane crash? |
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So a distraught horse walks into a bar and the bartender says.... |
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Dream Journal: Dreamwalker Chronicles Latest Entry: 01/02/2016 - "Hallway to Haven" (Lucid)(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
Man goes to his doctor, and says he depressed and lonely. Doctor says for man to go see famous clown Bozo, he's in town. He says for him to go and have a laugh. Man starts to cry. Doctor asks him what's wrong, and the man replies, |
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A man is walking across the street when he's hit by a speeding truck-driver, hyped up on pep pills. He dies instantly. Due to his death, the truck driver is driven into a deep depression, quits his job and becomes addicted to crack cocaine. He dies from an overdose, but not before, in a haze of drunkenness, drugs and depression, he kills a puppy dog. The puppy dog ran away because of his abusive owners, and was bright-eyed and looking forward to the city before his face was stamped on by a cheap boot. The joke is, the joke is, is that that same puppy's former owner was the guy who got hit by the truck. Get it? |
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DV administration. |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? |
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Meaning no offense to the Scots... |
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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. I am the Resurrection and the Life.
I am the Light at the End of the Tunnel.
Rimor Somnium Universitas
Just received an email with this joke, I'll just copy paste it. |
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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? |
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^LMFAO!! @ High Hunter |
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Dream Journal: Dreamwalker Chronicles Latest Entry: 01/02/2016 - "Hallway to Haven" (Lucid)(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
Two peanuts walk into a bar |
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Lucid Dreams: 0
Goals:
[]DBZ dream []Naruto (or a ninja related) dream
[]Meet famous people []Experiment with different powers []Use a computer
*Knock knock |
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DILDs: A Lot
All the whores and politicians will look up and shout"save us" |
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