Peeing On Seat of Public Bathroom - A Haiku

[tommo]

Seat is down, urine spraying, all over the seat. This is not my home. http://www.somethingyoushouldread.co...oom-haiku.html

[Universal Mind]

Not wise thing to do. You might have to sit down too. You'll have to go home.

[tommo]

Never sit Upon the seat, in case There's shit smears on it Sorry, I tried to find a picture. But I just cannot put up with seeing any more pictures of people taking photos of shit coming out of their ass. Jesus fucking christ this world is sick.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Trying to aim true. It is the work of marksmen. ...shot was a bit wide.

[dajo]

I don't really know what the big deal is with public restrooms. It's not really often, that I come along a toilet that is 'unusable'. But maybe my festial experienes did their part to toughen me out

[Hercuflea]

I am unable to pee in public places. Unhappy stories.

[Bearsy]

My brother is odd He can only go at home Dude holds it a lot

[Black_Eagle]

I don't know about you guys, but Haikus have to be the lamest form of poetry ever. The only specification is number of lines and number of words.

[no-Name]

I don't know about you guys, but Haikus have to be the lamest form of poetry ever. The only specification is number of lines and number of words. Lame poems? I laugh We have syllables, not words This thread; amazing. __________________ I tried and tried, still Seat too small, willy too big! wrong combonation. __________________ How do you miss that? Hah, Blind man's toilet is the whole entire world.

[Xox]

Why delete, no-name? I liked that big picture.

[no-Name]

Why delete, no-name? I liked that big picture. Which one? I had two pictures of big holes up. http://moralauthority.files.wordpres...4/big_hole.jpg http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-conten...uth_Africa.jpg Self explanatory, first two matches on google iamges~ It didn't add much too the thread, and I thought it was much too big. Now add a haiku Before we de-rail this thread Alright, Sweet Princess?

[Oneironaut Zero]

Peeing on the seat never happens, for I am telekinetic.

[Bearsy]

I drank more than a gallon of water today Gotta go real bad

[Hercuflea]

My brother is odd He can only go at home Dude holds it a lot I have the same prob First grade, a student said once "I hear you peeeeing!" I was scarred for life No more could I public pee It is sad story

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

I, too, pee at home And it pisses off my mom. Lol, 'pisses'....

[Man of Steel]

You people are freaking terrible at writing haiku. Most of you, anyway. UM and O's first one were great, but meh... Leaky faucets drip, Industrial toilets flush— Bears go in the woods.

[hellohihello]

Why pee on the pot? Lots of things to pee on, ha! Like on a cool tree.

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

Why pee on pot? Lots of things to pee on, ha! Like a cool tree. That's 4-7-4 Not 5-7-5; you're wrong. I see that alot

[hellohihello]

That's 4-7-4 Not 5-7-5; you're wrong. I see that alot whoa. I swear I had the in the first line, and on, on the second.

[Kiza]

Toilet leers like knife Knife cannot leer; only in China. This haiku made no sense.

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

whoa. I swear I had the in the first line, and on, on the second. No, no, no, no no. You edited your damn post. We see through your lies.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Each day, I'd rather carry my disposable bottle than piss-miss.

[hellohihello]

When I take a pee, I am so very happy, Then it disappears.

[Hercuflea]

Pee haikus are cool I like to talk about peeing In poetic manner.

[Bearsy]

You missed the bowl, friend Clean the floor with bleach or else smell will permeate