Thread: Some rants

So, I was Reading some Maddox today, And it got my brain fired up about some things that really piss me off.

1. Fat People.

I'm not talking about chubby people. I lost my virginity to a chubby girl and you know what, IT WAS GREAT. (and yes I'd even brag about riding a moped if i had one.)

But I'm talking about Over the top fat people. The kind that can't fit through my front door unless I rub a stick of butter on them. I know some of them can't help it. But geez, why show the world how much you hate yourself?

The other day i was In a busy emergency room in a hospital. And there was this huge guy., And i mean huge,`Sitting there reading A Warcraft Book. Every few minutes he'd get up to the counter and say "ohh my chest hurts, I'm dying... I've been here three hours and seen you assist so many people. Don't blame me when i Die here." Then he'd slowly waddle back to his lounge chair. In fact I'm pretty sure he was the inspiration for THIS

Spoiler for the guy from the emergency room:

south park character.

I was thinking "No wonder your dying dude, All you do is sit on your ass, eat cheesburgers and play video games." I mean how much effort does it take to go for a walk every day? Or, have a glass of orange juice every now and then. I feel no sympathy for them. If i had it my way I'd have overly fat people processed into soap and distributed for free.

More later.

I know exactly what you mean. I'm a bit overweight myself, but there's a huge difference between being overweight and being obese (which is the kind of "fat" you're describing, I'm sure). What I hate are the ones that are so fat, they need an electric wheelchair to get around. They take forever to get on buses, so, as someone who faithfully rides buses, I can say that these people are a major inconvenience: the bus schedules are so unforgiving, being only a couple minutes late will make you miss your next bus, and so considering the fact that it takes no less than five minutes for the driver to get up, lower the folded ramp, lift the heiffers up, secure their asses into a wheelchair-accessible area and finally get going again. I have missed SO many buses on account of these people.

A few Reasons why I hate North American Women.

I know i know. not ALL women are like this but many are... I mean, if I had a nickel...

Just because you're female doesn't mean you can get away with murder!

I don't know how many times I've been yelled at for treating women with the same respect I would give anyone else: IF THEY EARN RESPECT THEY GET IT PERIOD.

The other day I was outside my local watering hole when a woman grabbed my cigarette lighter out of my hand... Just like that. when I scolded her, for being rude she sent a big motherfucker after me.

A year ago I was waiting in line at a convenience store. The line moved a little and before I could fill the gap some girl budged right in front of me. Needless to say i made a big stink about it until she moved out of the way. And somehow I was rude. And to top it off the clerk said " Where I come from women always come first." I'm thinking "yeah right. If that's where it's like where you came from it's a miracle they even re-produce". Shit dude, grow some cajones.

A few years ago my aunt beat the shit out of my step uncle. and charged him with assault.... I mean where does this shit end? I have the utmost respect for gender equality. I mean, It's great women can do hard work. I find some of the women on construction sites sexy, and they are good at what they do.

But it's almost getting to the point where it's too much. I think They should add "battered boyfriend" to the list of new neurosis coming out.

The next time A woman budges in front of me in line, her ass is going to have a meeting with my foot.


Seriously! Like any one of you are really blond anyway! Sure blonds have more fun. But, Dark haired women have to work harder to look good and that gets my respect.

Stop trying to look like Dick Cheney!




sorry, But a lot of you women i see everywhere with that "I'm a fucking bitch and i hate life" look on your face will not get a boner rise outta me.
And no, being a woman is not a valid excuse to be a bitch. So learn to smile or something., because your look extremely Defiles my attraction to you. I mean if you really want something to be unhappy about Allow me to offer my pimp hand across your face.





more on women later.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

A few Reasons why I hate North American Women.

...but you know, i think russian women are worse! conceited and materialistic. but so hot! what a mindfuck.

keep ranting, i'm enjoying it.

slap for respect

backhand for discipline

I'm really enjoying this, keep it up. I can identify with both of your rant... I get it soo much muck around town for standing up against the stupid diva pieces of crap women. They're like the french, fight for equality... find it... aren't satisfied and fight for more all the while bringing up past things that we've 'done' to them. Well, get over it... just a few months ago there was a woman who spat in some WWE wrestlers face 'cause he wouldn't answer her questions. So he punched her in the face, and of course got in trouble. Well good job, I'd of hit her twice. About 75-90% of women nowadays need a severe beating, women seem to confuse equality with radical feminism. God I hate them SOO MUCH!! And the fact is, a girl slaps me for me calling her a materialistic whore who needs to get her priorities straight... so I hit her in the side of the head. Of course no matter what I say, I'm the 'monster'. It's crap...

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

sorry, But a lot of you women i see everywhere with that "I'm a fucking bitch and i hate life" look on your face will not get a boner rise outta me.

Amen to that! I have such a bad opinion of that look that says, "I have a permanent frown and am miserable because I am just so great that nothing is good enough for me. I am aching over my own greatness, but I guess I can talk to somebody for a moment, though it will make me hurt even more because I am too good for everything that is not me." WTF????? There is not the first thing attractive about it.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

sorry, But a lot of you women i see everywhere with that "I'm a fucking bitch and i hate life" look on your face will not get a boner rise outta me.
And no, being a woman is not a valid excuse to be a bitch. So learn to smile or something., because your look extremely Defiles my attraction to you. I mean if you really want something to be unhappy about Allow me to offer my pimp hand across your face.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Amen to that! I have such a bad opinion of that look that says, "I have a permanent frown and am miserable because I am just so great that nothing is good enough for me. I am aching over my own greatness, but I guess I can talk to somebody for a moment, though it will make me hurt even more because I am too good for everything that is not me." WTF????? There is not the first thing attractive about it.

Something to consider: attractive women get hit on a lot. I imagine that it can get pretty annoying if all you want to do is go about your daily business, but half the guys you see won't leave you alone. For hot women, making themselves less approachable can actually be a very useful technique. It means that only the men whom they are actually interested in (and thus whom they warm up for) and those who are especially persistent are going to pester them. It's probably not even a conscious decision; they are simply subtly reinforced for making themselves less approachable and consequently learn on an unconscious or semi-conscious level to do it often. 9 times out of 10, the women aren't stone cold bitches when you get past that projection.

That is a good point. However, I think too many people are actually drawn to that type of persona. It can give off the appearance that the girl really is something special.

Originally Posted by DuB

Something to consider: attractive women get hit on a lot. I imagine that it can get pretty annoying if all you want to do is go about your daily business, but half the guys you see won't leave you alone. For hot women, making themselves less approachable can actually be a very useful technique. It means that only the men whom they are actually interested in (and thus whom they warm up for) and those who are especially persistent are going to pester them. It's probably not even a conscious decision; they are simply subtly reinforced for making themselves less approachable and consequently learn on an unconscious or semi-conscious level to do it often. 9 times out of 10, the women aren't stone cold bitches when you get past that projection.

This was a long the lines of what I was thinking. What we percieve as 'bitchyness' can be easily justified.

Some people are just bitches though.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

A few Reasons why I hate North American Women...

Seriously, I couldn't agree more with most of your reasons, but I have just one question:

There exists a place where women DON'T act in the ways you describe? If so, can you point it out on a map for me?

May I ask why you were in the hospital?

Originally Posted by hellohihello

May I ask why you were in the hospital?

Admitting my schizophrenic mother to the psych ward.

Originally Posted by Lëzen

Seriously, I couldn't agree more with most of your reasons, but I have just one question:

There exists a place where women DON'T act in the ways you describe? If so, can you point it out on a map for me?

There aren't any places. But there are places where the majority of people walking around don't look like that.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

There aren't any places. But there are places where the majority of people walking around don't look like that.

Assume you're still referring to American girls, or?

Women pt 2. I'll try and keep this one short.

Nobody cares if you're not a citizen of Egypt.

Spoiler for lock of hair over one eye.:

Well, because I Love studying conspiracies for the heck of it. I've decided to come up with my own half baked theory about wearing a lock over your eye.

Manly P hall was quoted for saying that in ancient egypt - unless your were born into the elite circle of Egypt pharoahs and royalty connections, you were not a citizen of egypt. Those who weren't citizens, had to wear a lock of of hair over one eye.

So in essence - Nobody knows or even cares if you aren't a citizen of egypt. No need to declare it to the world! It's not a sexy fashion statement. Tell me: When was the last major fashion show that took place in egypt? I'm too lazy to look it up. but i don't think you'll find one...

What's next? for fashion this?:

Spoiler for pyramid head woman:

If you DO think that is your style DON'T even try to give me a BJ

Spoiler for BJ:

(thanks Grasshoppa for the graphic)

At least Have a Clue about your style before you pick it.

A few lies Women have told me:

1. I'm Saving myself for marriage.

Wrong! then why did we do it 3 hours after you said that?

2. I'm on a celibacy streak right now by choice.

BULLSHIT! If Johnny Depp walked into your room RIGHT NOW in his pirate getup, long hair, dark eyes and all, and said "LETS DO IT RIGHT F***IN' NOW" you would.

3. I'm an honest person, my heart is pure.

WRONG AGAIN. then why did you cheat on me and lie about it?

4.I NEVER Lie.

Stop it... you're lying right now!

5. I haven't had sex in 3 months!

Well, what about that one guy, that one time? ohhh yeah... you remember now don't you? I got one thing to say to you!:



Coming up: My rant on guys, how retarded and pussylike they are.