WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST IS PICTURE HEAVY, BECAUSE PICTURES ARE RAD, YO. IF YOU HAVE SHIT INTERNET THAT CAN'T LOAD LOTS OF PICTURES, WATCH OUT.
Match Number One
Okay, our competitors today are Grunkie's Flippy (which he was kind enough to name), guitarboy's creature, Licity's creature, and Hazel's creature. I have named the final three myself; guitarboy's Smooth Bastard because they move like smooth motherfuckers, Licity's Pink Shit because it is pink, and Hazel's Angry Epileptic, because that perfectly describes how it progresses.
Here is Flippy:
Here is Smooth Bastard:
Here is Pink Shit:
And here is Angry Epileptic:
And we start off the first round!
As you can see, Grunkie's Flippy is the first to lay down some sweet loving and produce children. Licity's creature has made some sweet loving also. But the extremely fast moving and fast mating Flippy seems to be swimming away from each other, which might be a bit of a problem.
Guitarboy's creature has got in the game early too, and his creatures seem to have major Oedipus Complex's going on.
Hazel's creature has still failed to mate, which may be due to the fact that it moves like an angry epileptic.
As we continue in the game, Flippy continues being mildly retarded. Right now it's main tactics seem to be: swim away from food, as fast as possible.
Pink Shit is going along slowly but surely, and has seemed to have formed quite a family dynamic, as opposed to Flippy, who seems to hate every member of it's own species.
Guitarboy's creature moves smoothly and sexily along, forming quite a nice orgy.
But Hazel's Angry Epileptic seems to be the winner right now, in an explosion of population. Well done, you angry freak!
But what's this? A Flippy has invaded guitarboy's Smooth Bastards and mated, producing this abomination:
God-speed, you freaky pink thing.
Here, a few other Flippy's are continuing with their tactics of “be retarded”, but a nice Flippy group has formed next to Licity's Pink Shit. I can see some more abominations up coming with them, because Flippy doesn't really seem to care what he fucks, as long as it has weird tentacles.
Pink Shit itself is going well, forming a nice colony.
Flippy continues in it's mission of raping other creatures, waltzing into Smooth Bastard's territory and mating with everything in sight.
The Flippy group near Pink Shit has once again disbanded. It seems that Flippy will mate with everything in sight but itself.
The Pink Shit colony itself continues to grow slowly. It seems that Pink Shit is winning, unless Angry Epileptic has produced something good--
OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
It looks like Angry Epileptic will consume everything in sight. It is the clear favourite here, people. Pink Shit is going well, but the sheer brute force of Angry Epileptic does not look like it can be stopped.
Smooth Bastard is having troubles of it's own, having to fight off a Flippy invasion, and Flippy does not seem interested in winning the game at all, but mating with as many possible species in the shortest amount of time.
Once again, Flippy has mated with another species: Pink Shit this time, producing this retard:
This zoomed right out picture of the competition shows the situation right now: Flippy spread across the map, fucking everywhere; Pink Shit slowly and surely forming a colony down the bottom, and Angry Epileptic pushing forward like the plague into Smooth Bastard territory. Smooth Bastard is being attacked by both Flippy AND Angry Epileptic. Will this be the end for Smooth Bastard?
Unless Smooth Bastard pulls out something big, it will be overrun.
It is chaos up in the north, ladies and gentleman. Angry Epileptic and Flippy wage a war of mating and eating, and Smooth Bastard is stuck in the middle, repeatedly raped by both sides of the war, like a wartime nurse. It is NOT looking good for Smooth Bastard.
Pink Shit in the south is just ignoring the above war, fucking peacefully.
Flippy seems to be taking control of the game now. Angry Epileptic is dwindling, Smooth Bastard is as good as dead, and Pink Shit is sitting down south, minding it's own business, but Flippy is expanding down there too, like a gigantic rape machine.
Flippy keeps on eating and eating, and he will not stop. Angry Epileptic has been stranded in the middle without food, Pink Shit is being overrun, and Smooth Bastard . . . well, this is what's left of Smooth Bastard:
But what's this?
This is a CRISIS, ladies and gentleman. Food is running out. That voracious fucker Flippy has eaten too much, and he has left more than half his own population stranded without food. Right now, it's the fastest who wins, as the game is now just a big race for food.
The future is not certain anymore, with all species in danger of dying out. Flippy's “fuck, fuck, fuck, eat, eat, eat” behaviour may have doomed everyone.
So who will win this final competition?
Flippy will, ladies and gentleman. Flippy will.
Flippy wins, barely. The field is littered with the results of interbreeding between the four species, like Mexicans in a racist simile, but no original example of Smooth Bastard, Pink Shit, or Angry Epileptic are present. Only a few Flippy's are alive, but a few is enough. Flippy has won.
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So, Grunkie7 wins the first match. I'm going to PM you the final DNA of the winning Flippy's, in case it has changed or anything. I don't know, you can battle Flippy 1.0 against Flippy 2.0 and see which one wins, I guess, or if Flippy actually evolved at all.
There will be more matches, if there are competitors willing.
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