Here is a note my friend found in his used text book.

From what I can tell, it was a conversation between a male (red) and a female (green)

Ru Comin to party?
Wen?
We do everyday duh!
lol, ya! hardcore!!
Shut up! lol Ru on campus?
ya I live in Ted... (this would be one of our residence halls.)
dotdotdot?
lol?
sure, so u wanna hang sometime?
...ok
my number is ###-###-####
Lol idc u dont seen to sure??
ya that sounds like fun...
lol do I scare u lol?
not at all...
lol u seem unsure? or not sure of what to say? haha
lol...
lol ur a flirt like we talked about
Whatever! lol
didn't we agree on that?
Kinda I guess but I'm not a flirt iam just friendly.
Is that the term we use these days? lol so tell me more of ur party day w/ the "x" and the dotdotdot times lol? if u want?
It was just kinda wierd cuz my x was hitting on me and it is hard not to go where you already were? u know what I mean?
as in relationship wise or sexually wise
lol
both.. we talk now which is weird to...
idk... you prolly don't wanna know bout that stuff tho...
and y is that?
IDk it is just dumb drama shit.
Im a listener
lol I can tell!
or maybe you don't wanna say?

That is the end.

Seriously, what is wrong with people these days? Can we not formulate a simple sentence? Can we not say these things out loud...