Thread: What would you NOT do in LD?

Originally posted by Citrusponge
Attempt dream sex or masturbation. Tried it plenty of times before, and (for me) it's pretty crap. And makes mess. Wanking in real life is much funner, and more efficient.

I know this is pretty old but, yeah i hate dream sex.. its terrible!

I wouldn't go to school. I'd blow it up instead! Yea!

Come to think of it, roller blading might not be smart either. I mean, I can hardly do it in waking life, think of what it'd be like in my dreams! I'd probably kill somebody by accident! Can't have that. All my DC killings are 100% intentional.

In my dreams I wouldn't murder anybody or do things that would conflict with my big morals. But I woudln't mind having a light hearted sword fight or a light hearted drunken orgy.

Things like public nudity I would do. It would be fun to walk into a crowded area and just whip it out.

I would not want to be on the Fear Factor show and eat worms and things. I wouldn't do that wile awake.

Come to this forum.. lol

I wouldn't...

-go to the bathroom because I'd wet the bed
-kill someone
as for hurting someone I would do that especially if that someone is my worst enemy and hurting him means kicking him in the balls. I'd rather enjoy that.

Originally posted by Blasphemy

I know this is pretty old but, yeah i hate dream sex.. its terrible!

Why do so many people hate dream sex? I've had wonderful dream sex.

i wouldnt:
Hurt someone (too badly)
do ANYTHING gay
purposefully wake up
kill a drunken monkey impersonating a doctor (lol)
and other..... stuff.....

Hmm...I wouldn't hurt anyone....unless...I was really bored...other than that..I would never....do something carefully....what's the point of carefully opening a window and jumping out. My idea is like...smashing the window open and just blast right through it. . And....um..dream sex isn't that fun. -.-....so...nah...

I wouldnt forget to load up the hellfire missles in my Apache Helicopter....and I wouldnt miss my target.....targets........actually... I wouldnt have to load up..... I have infinite ammo......dreams are cool...uh-huh-huh..uh-huh-huh........I wouldnt miss beavis or butthead with my crosshairs either........or barney........oh yeah, one shot, all 4 telletubbies......wouldnt miss them in my LD...........the list is endless......................

Hur Hur Hur. Yeaaahhh Kill the telletubbies! One by one!

Basically i would do everything , except the non-sense things like eating - opening a door - walking while i can run with 300 km/h or teleport , and stuff lie that.
In the dreams u can do/feel all the things that are forbidden in the real world.
Even if i didn't like something (morally) i would do it just to see how i feel.
Knowledge is power!

I wouldn't not do anything. I've done anything you can think of and really don't feel bad for it, since of course it doesn't effect the way I think or act back in my waking.

One thing I wanted to point out, or even question, is whether you even can rape someone in a lucid dream. I mean, if it's a lucid dream, you know they aren't real and can control how they seem to feel, or how they act. Why would it need to be rape? Unless.. you actually seek out an intentionally sexual rape.

A scenario I can think of I've come across, is becoming lucid but gaining no control or influence over the dream. In which case I suppose rape is possible, and in some cases likely.

Now on the issue or murder, or torture, I don't see any problem with it. To me that's a much, much worse thing than rape. Losing someone forever is different than living forever with that person changed by such a thing. To me at least.

Anyone see this as a big, big threat to society? Or is my dream leniency a lot more normal than I thought?

Okay, I have the worst one now: Being chased by Ninjas on rocket propelled hang gliders and forgetting how to fly really fast. true story.

I wouldn't want to go to the bathroom because then you would in real life.

I wouldn't do my quarterly taxes. Or stand in line at the DMV or post office. Or wait on hold for customer service. Or...

Go to work.

I just wouldn't *want* to experience hurting anyone. I kill people (well, people who attack me) often enough in my non-lucid dreams; I don't need to use up my precious few seconds of LD time to kill even more people.

Laying anymore eggs

Go to the bathroom.

There are tons of things I will never do in a lucid dream. Here are a few:
- have sex with someone I'm related to
- have sex with an animal
- smoke crack
- punch myself in the testicles until I black out
- give myself a swirlie
- convert to Scientology
- go to a beach and count all the grains of sand
- re-enact the Holocaust
- gouge my eyes out with a spork
- see how many hot coals I can fit into my rectum
- sit in a chair and twiddle my thumbs until I wake up
- brush my teeth
- try to lose lucidity
- take a test in school
- go back in time to the Middle Ages and catch the black plague

I only have 1 rule about LDing:

If you wouldn't do it in real life, don't do it in an LD.

I don't know about that one. For example, in real life I would never have unprotected sex with strangers, but in the dream world it's just too much fun!

Originally posted by Revero
I don't know about that one. For example, in real life I would never have unprotected sex with strangers, but in the dream world it's just too much fun!

You would if it was safe, though, wouldn't you? I think that is his point.