Thread: What would you NOT do in LD?

Bob for apples

EDIT: And I don't understand all this "morality" thing in your LD's. I don't think I've ever killed a DC (not in a lucid dream anyway), but if one stands in my way or resists me I will certainly beat the crap out of them or intimidate them until they crap their pants.

I would hope not to ...
- have sex - too exciting, wakes me up
-Pull my teeth out - done it before and half my jaw comes with it
-shoot a kid
-shoot myself
-get shot by someone else - happened before, woke me up
-drown
-forget how to fly
-watch myself sleeping, wtf would that be worth
-have a false awakening and do pointless mundane crap
-come across a clown
-dream about aliens *shudder*
-be stuck in a tunnel system far underground

include all other ridiculous stuff here---> [ ]

Act on one of the two impulses that I get when I have a Lucid Dream (one of which is flying).

For some reason, as soon as I am lucid, I start one and it makes the dream as pointless as a Non Lucid one. I am not very smart in my Lucid Dreams.

I am waaaaaaaay overdue for a Lucid Dream.

HAHA, that must be the rabbit from Monty Python's The Holy Grail.....LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

Originally posted by MonkeyElk
HAHA, that must be the rabbit from Monty Python's The Holy Grail.....LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

You moron, that rabbit was blown to little tiny pieces by the Holy Hand Grenade. This is his great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson.

Respect the rabbit or die.

Edite: Totally messed up the [ quote ]'s

For the record, I think bob's banner absolutely, totally kicks ass. GO BUNNY!!!

Originally posted by MonkeyElk
HAHA, that must be the rabbit from Monty Python's The Holy Grail.....LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

lmao, great movie

For the record, I think bob's banner absolutely, totally kicks ass. GO BUNNY!!! [/b]

I aggree.

Just for the record, Wicked is Wicked.

MONTY PYTHON KICKS ASS!!!!! And yes, it was blown up the the Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch, but that Wolf could of tried to attack it before King Arthur and his Knights ambushed it outside the Cave.

Monkey, I don't think you heard me correctly. The rabbit in the photo was the Monty Python's great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson. Obviously, in the time of the holy grail, they did not have cameras.

Monty Python kicks serious ass.

Edit: Holy shit this thread is off topic. What I would NOT do in a Lucid Dream is watch Monty Python. Even for a dream, that shit is weird.

My boyfriend said he like to drive sports cars in his dreams. Hmm...something that I would never do=P

Yeah I don't think I would ever do anything against my morals either. I mean I know you can't hurt anybody but, it's just against my nature.

Although I have eaten meat in my dreams (I'm a veg) But I think that only happens when I've lived off candy for a few days and my body gets desperate. =P

I drove a sports car in a non lucid dream once. It turned into a motorbike and I thaught "wtf" and it changed back. That was awesome.

I wouldn't go against many of my morals unless I thaught it was appropriate or I had strong enough impulses to make me. Slaughtering a village of childern is definately out.

I would never eat in dreams, unless it was some kind of magic dream vegetable that gave me super vivid lucid dreams (hey, placebo effect!).

Originally posted by tommygun
a Musical would be AWESOME!!! Like the \"Newsies\"(high quality disney musical flick).....just living a life filled of Disney fake reality!

Or like the dream I remember having when I was four years old. Singing, dancing Muppets of my mind's own creation.

I would never rape anyone or brutally kill someone in an inhumane manner. But as for anyhting elce, I think id do it

Originally posted by Citrusponge
Attempt dream sex or masturbation. Tried it plenty of times before, and (for me) it's pretty crap. And makes mess. Wanking in real life is much funner, and more efficient.

oh thats the main reason i want to lucid dream! there is a certain somebody i want to have sex with. *cough AlexKapranos cough*

Unfortunately, I HAVE burtally killed someone in my dreams , but I didn't do it.
It was some sort of convict that I sprung out of jail. He went into an alleyway and climbed up a rope to the top of a building. Then I heard screaming and slicing and then a hand and a saw fell from the building. I was afraid to go back there, but I looked up and saw the silhouette of some form of monster. I heard in a moaning voice, " I can see with mine eyes."

The words aren't scary now, but were then.

what i would do would go God of War on some people lol.
what i wouldn't do is probably watch a baseball game. that sport is boring anyway you watch it

I agree with the morals thing. and the sex with another bloke thing. *shudders*

Urinate. Don't wanna wet myself .

I never like to walk through doors. Cause they can always take you somewhere you didn't expect to go. I usually just fly out of whatever building i'm in. Have sex...(wouldn't really want a wet dream now..) and well, that's it for now..........well..I'd never kill anyone...but if it's some criminal then i'd joyasly hurt him/her.

btw quick question, Everyone that's had lucid dreams...do most of them take place in a certain area for you?

Originally posted by samf




btw quick question, Everyone that's had lucid dreams...do most of them take place in a certain area for you?

Most of my lucid dreams take place at my house, preferably outside. I just hads one last night at my house as well.

But getting back on subject, I would never want to intentionally hurnt myself or others in my dreams. Once again, the morals issue...

Originally posted by samf
btw quick question, Everyone that's had lucid dreams...do most of them take place in a certain area for you?

My dreams (lucid or otherwise) are most often set in my old schools or old college. The last time was set in my old college mixed with a train. Even though the college building layout is completely incompatable with a long narrow train, it fitted inside somehow.

Almost all of my lucid dreams start off in my house, I'll get up, notice something's wrong get lucid and then funnily enough I usually hang around my neighbourhood, poking around people's houses. Jeez, that sounds creepy doesn't it

i would not chop off my head...cuz that would just so suck..i mean think about it..what the fuck woudl happen to u if u went HIYAH! and wham-o your head be gone...would u be dead in reality

i would not assume i am spiritually wandering the astral planes of existance

that or have sex with a man