Last night, I ended up having a threesome with these 2 very very hot girls I know. By far the best, most vivid and realistic lucid sex I've had! Then, for the hell of it, I had another come and it made a foursome.

The only problem was that one girl was missing a vagina, so I butt sexed her.

Overall, I made it through many many great, great, great sexes without waking up. Thank you BillyBob, once again.

Eventually though, a bunch of DCs appeared in my room (the sex was going on in my shower) and there was some huge guy and a bunch of ugly girls, and they were saying, "We found out that the sex here was good, so we're going to shoot a porno."

I was like, "No! This is my shower and I'm having sex in it!"

Then my brothers woke me up.