LD - Body manipulating

[Captain Frapo]

I was standing in my room, naked, when I became lucid. I put my hands on my hips and looked about the room, triumphantly. I looked down and decided to stretch my penis. I grabbed it with my hands and tugged on it until it was so long, that it touched the ground and landed in a heap. I laughed hysterically and nearly walked into the other room when I heard a noise, and decided it was best to stay in my room. There's a little bit of a gap here, but I started doing various 'reality tests' like plugging my nose. A dream character in the form of "some kid" kept following me around and asking me for marijuana. The dreamworld faded and as it did so, I spun around and brought it back.

[Dizko]

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[Hukif]

That... sounds painful to me <.<