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A bunch of guys were playing poker or something. I wanted in on it but had no cash. A new guy came in and plopped a block of cheddar on the pile of money. They accepted it. I piped up and told them I...
Liked On: 08-18-2014, 03:17 PM
ok , i had this dc following me all the time, i told her to stop, but she just told me that "no, you...i'll do what i want.." and i was like "ok." and went away. then she was still following me, i...
Liked On: 08-18-2014, 03:15 PM
One of the weirder things I can remember a DC saying to me went something like this: ME: "Are you a human being?" DC: "No." ME: "Are you an animal?" DC: "No." ME: "What are you?" DC: "I am a...
Liked On: 08-18-2014, 03:10 PM
in real life i work at an ice cream shop and in the case of bad weather etc(ithe customers order outside etc,like a walk up window) we shut the place down.. I was having a dream that zombies...
Liked On: 08-18-2014, 03:09 PM
I spent way to many seconds trying to take off the neverending pair of glasses. I finally just said fuck it and left them on and dream went on just fine lol. The car keys one was great :chuckle:
Liked On: 08-17-2014, 12:28 PM
So I'm in one of my old schools, and there's this huge new room that I knew wasn't there before, so I say out loud, "I'm dreaming.", which turned me lucid. Suddenly, an old teacher is in the...
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 07:32 PM
Me: You're supposed to be dead, I shot you! DC: Okay. *Falls over and pretends to be dead*
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 07:26 PM
I am doing something in a dream and I decide to kiss a DC gal. She looks up at me and says: "You shouldn't kiss me, I eat my own poop." :shock::eek::barf: Scarred for life. Why DC, why?
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 07:11 PM
A DC ran up to me while I was walking down the street and handed me a "pamphlet" written on computer paper in sharpie for a revolutionary movement called Operation Dick Sleep. Curious, I read the...
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 07:08 PM
In a dream this morning, I thought I heard what sounded like John Lennon's voice coming out of nowhere and saying something like: "If you move every church in the world, you'll only move one...
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 07:05 PM
Lucid dream last night, DC comes up to me and boasts proudly, "I'm dreaming!" Me: "No, I'm dreaming." DC: "But you're the dream character!" Me: "No, you're the dream character." (unfortunately,...
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 07:04 PM
From a couple nights ago, after robbing a bank with my friend Rob, and escaping in a police car: Rob: *Driving 35 in a 35* Me: What the hell are you doing? Rob: Gotta do the speed limit dude. ...
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 06:59 PM
From my dream last night. Basically I was Tarzan. I am remembering my mother, who is an ape, who sang this little song to me when I was a baby: "I love you for breakfast, I love you for lunch, I...
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 06:57 PM
I was so excited once to ask a DC who was I in the previous life. I imagined some epic characters and unbelievable tales. His answer: "A filthy thug." ..... -_-
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 06:56 PM
Flash mob choir singing: ♪ God's peace in my hedge ♫
Liked On: 08-16-2014, 06:54 PM
I visit England ? I saw some police with trumpet at their hand. And i saw some sad ugly,stink and sad soul on the street ? Then dream scene changed into some kind of building ( apartment? ) dream about this girl which had crush with me at my-ex workplace and bunch of her friends. I want to meet her outside of that building but i need to finish what i need do in that building first which is : i holding a bowl with noodle in it ( seems like someone just finished ate it) and went up and down stairs quite a lot of time, ( leg exercise? ) second : i need to left some note in someone room before leaving the building.But when i went out of the building and tried to find her she gone. I felt sad and suddenly make sound "meow" and some dream character thought that sound came from real cat. lol. Its quite a lovely dream.