Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I don't know why I didn't post this one yet, but this is from my last DJ post:
Me to DC Girl: Hey I just wanted to say what I did earlier was really unnecessary and immature, so I want to apologize for doing it. (This is referring to earlier when I flashed all my friends)
DC Girl: It's alright...(long awkward pause)...it was pretty big though...
Me: (Awkward pause)...um...it's nothing special I mean-
DC: It's average.
Me: Yeah...
DC: You wanna go hang out in the forest over there? It's such a beautiful place.
Me: Yeah...sure...
Me and DC: *We proceed to the forest where we are alone and we walk around and talk, quickly getting an attachment to one another. I then feel tempting to go all the way(if you catch my drift) and I realize I need to fight the temptation. As we continue on we see a luscious soft bed sitting in the forest. Perfect for...you know. I look at the DC who I see is smiling at me in THAT way. I then proceed to ditch her in effort to resist. As I continue out of the forest I see my friend Paul and my other friend's ex-GF Alex. They both look furious*
Paul: I heard you were hanging out with a girl alone Angelo! Don't fall into temptation!
Me: It's cool, I actually just left-
Alex: Just go Angelo! Go and have sex with her already!
Paul: Don't listen to her!
This fight then continues until I awake. I sit in bed and think about what I'm doing with my life for a few minutes. Lol

In a LD, there was a concert going on and I told them to sing "Let It Be". They were a man and a woman and, once they got to the chorus, the guy started crying.

"I'm sorry, but I love this woman so much!"

So he kissed her and they kept making out and hugging and crying, the song totally forgotten. I wonder if I can get my money back.

I say "There's no way a return value from a toilet can harm you unless you apply the value to your body."

dream: while some of "us" arrive to that place when we're supposed to meet,
this woman in red and man are fucking.

a man - janitor?\guardian?: "don't do it here."
the woman: "it's a bordel, what did you think it is?"

A kind of non-lucid dream I had the other day:

I was at a queen concert of some sort
*Roger Taylor started playing the beats to a song I really like (I forget which one)*
Me: "oh! I love this song
*Song stops*
Freddie, Roger and Brian at the same time: "well of course! It is your dream!"
John:"yeah... Ummm... What they said"

I had a lengthy and immense dream this morning, which may have actually been several separate dreams which continued the storyline. But it featured some interesting one-liners.

It centred around a horse I had found with a broken hoof, so I took care of it. Later, it fell into some sort of pool with a pair of binoculars, which somehow got fused to its face and gave it power vision. I said to it: "Well, I see you've become a binoculorse."
Later, aliens invaded and we all fled up a hill, but the horse definitely had a plan up its sleeve. In the commotion, a reporter was trying to interview fleeing citizens, but as I ran by I yelled at him; "Run you idiot!" Damn journalists.
Then the aliens landed. One of them was clearly Joanna Lumley, and she said; "Must you salostricise?" Then she conjured up a fleet of scissors which flew after us all, snipping menacingly.

This is a lucid dream a had two days ago.

I had thoroughly flooded a building with water and lava whilst holding my dog which had mutated into a half rabbit half dog (which was incredibly cute) and while I was on the top floor of the building.
Me: *upon realization I was dreaming*: hmmm... I'd better not just jump out this window, I might wake myself up.
*slides down the side of the building*
Me: ok now what... I guess I could call (insert crushes name here)... Yeah I guess that's what I'll do"
*looks around at place that looks kinda like Washington, D.C.*
*calling crushes name when he appears out of no where*
Me: hey, look, I just flooded a building!
Him: I know tee hee heeeee!
Me: whaaat?
Him: personally I prefer to blow them up
Me: okaaaaaay then...

A couple of years ago, I dreamed I was playing together with Metallica from the early 90's close to Jason Newsted when I saw a yellow Gummy Bear the size of a guitar pickup stuck on the frets of his bass guitar:

Me: *taking the gummy bear* I'm wondering if it tastes like something.
Random DC: *takes it and tastes a bite* It tastes like pineapples!
Me: Of course, yellow for pineapples, green for apples, red for strawberries, orange is so obvious!
Jason DC: *Shows me a white gummy bear* This one tastes like tomatoes!!
Me: *Amazed* What a great idea to have a candy that tastes like tomatoes!!!

Wife asks “why can’t the boy sambo?”

Me: You're supposed to be dead, I shot you!
DC: Okay. *Falls over and pretends to be dead*

This is from a lucid dream last night

Me: ok the next man I have sex with is behind this curtain!
*pulls back curtain*
Roger taylor:what?
Me: ok then... Freddie!?! Did you set this up?!?

I knew I was a queen obsessed freak but that was just scary

Me: Why am I dreaming of cucumbers!
Girl: You're weird.

I believe, my daily intro class snippet might fit in here as well:

I was applying for a job in a huge public aquarium.
Somebody said - go to that lady - she has a venus-clam with special effects.

.. I know, I know how this sounds - didn´t sound so in the dream - and didn´t turn out so either ..

So - she showed me the clam and it was a huge female - like more than one meter in diameter - there was some pink fluff on the outside and it was open a tiny bit.
The lady knocked politely and the clam opened up completely.
Inside was a collection of 3 artificial structures swallowed up - and upon throwing in a glittery glass-ball - the clam started to do a sort of juggling act with it - the ball jumped from one of the other toys to the next.

The aquarium-lady was very proud and - dream-logically - stated that such, she had built a perpetual motion device!

All in a dream I had last night,

Me: *playing a video game with zombies* "maaaaan this would suck if it was real life!"
Brother DC: "hell yeah, it would"
Random voice: "one week later!"
*it is now one week later*
Me: "hey dad are you turning into a zombie?"
Dad DC: *is now green* "yeah I guess so."
Me: "can I have one off your guns then?"
Dad DC: "yeah just take that one I labeled with your name"
*i walk to where he pointed and find a gun with my name written on it like forty times*

*later I go to sanctuary (from border lands 2) and Roland cures my dad*

Getting in to some kind of office, a woman says: "Will it be Asian, or Asian Delight?"

Me: "I am dreaming at the moment"
My DC: "I know"
*Before I wake up*
DC: "It is the morning now. You will have to wake up soon. You don't want to be late for school.
Me: "OK. Bye! Want to dream together again sometime?
DC: "Yes sure"
*My alarm clock goes off and I wake up*

*Later that day at school*
Me: "I had this weird dream last night where you was in my dream and we both knew that we were dreaming!"
My friend that was my DC in my dream: "Yes I know I had the same dream too"!"
Me: 0.0

Originally Posted by noodlepup3

Me: "I am dreaming at the moment"
My DC: "I know"
*Before I wake up*
DC: "It is the morning now. You will have to wake up soon. You don't want to be late for school.
Me: "OK. Bye! Want to dream together again sometime?
DC: "Yes sure"
*My alarm clock goes off and I wake up*

*Later that day at school*
Me: "I had this weird dream last night where you was in my dream and we both knew that we were dreaming!"
My friend that was my DC in my dream: "Yes I know I had the same dream too"!"
Me: 0.0

Gee whiz... ever head of shared dreaming? >_>

So I'm in one of my old schools, and there's this huge new room that I knew wasn't there before, so I say out loud, "I'm dreaming.", which turned me lucid.

Suddenly, an old teacher is in the doorway, and she says, "How do you know you're dreaming?"

I say, "Do you remember this room?"

She shrugs and says, "Okay, yeah, you're dreaming."

I'm with a group of students, visiting some old buildings. A teacher is taking photo shoots of the environment. I go to him and ask him:
-"What are you representing here in my dream?"
He says:
-"60% abstraccionism, 40% perfeccionism."
I thank him for the answer and leave.

I should have ask him to explain it better, because i don't know what he meant.

"WELL, I'm glad I could play that at such a normally highbrow venue!"

-me, after playing the Chicken Dance on the guitar incredibly badly during a church service.

*Friends walk into house to discover me and two dead bodies and blood everywhere*
Friend: What happened?!
Me: I don't know. *Remembers there's a third body. Turns to another friend* Kaitlyn I don't know how to tell you this, but your boyfriend is dead.

From last night.

I'm on a bus - Where it is going, I had no idea.

I turned to look at the people on the bus, and suddenly stated out loud: "Hey, I think I'm dreaming!"

A DC suddenly perks his head up from a laptop and says, "You think you're dreaming?! I think I am a DC!"

lucidity

Me: NOBODY throws my hamster!

From my last LD:

I was in a room that look like a motel room that had been repurposed into a therapist's office. I was on a regular chair my brother was on the couch, reclining comfortably. The world had been fused with the other dimension from half-life and we were in there to be safe from the headcrabs.
Me: "hey, I think I'm dreaming."
DC Brother: derp *starts spazzing out then "reboots"*
Me: "so what's it like for you, you know, being in my dream?"
DC brother: "well, it's kinda strange, you're really messed up."
Me: "... Hey if this is my dream that means I can swear with out mom yelling at me!"
DC brother:" I guess so."
Me: "F---"
DC brother:" that was pointless!"
Me: " yeah I guess you're right... I'm going to go find Roger."

I then walked out of the room found roger.