Thread: You'll never guess what religious book was dropped on my doorstep today.

Originally Posted by Serkat

Yes, or toilet paper.

Why did you have to pay money for your copy? I thought you could get any religious book and the constitution for free.

Well apparently you can if you look in the right places. I looked in a bookstore.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Well apparently you can if you look in the right places. I looked in a bookstore.

-_-

Any religious book for free?

Man, America sure is fucked up sometimes.

I'm not even American, but if I wanted a qur'an I think I could just head over to the nearest mosque and get one for free. Same for bibles. I think they even send them to people's houses for free. Also, I got a free copy of the constitution in high school, including the lyrics to the national anthem printed on the back.

We need an anthem revamp some day. Britain's starting to have a majority atheist population.

I never sing the bloody thing because I don't believe in God, and I don't believe in having my money stolen so some fat old bitch can live in luxury her entire life whilst people are still dying of cancer, either.

Plus the tune's as boring as hell.

Originally Posted by Xei

We need an anthem revamp some day. Britain's starting to have a majority atheist population.

Do you have a source for that? I thought the Muslim population of Britain was the fastest growing minority by far.

Originally Posted by Xei

We need an anthem revamp some day. Britain's starting to have a majority atheist population.

I never sing the bloody thing because I don't believe in God, and I don't believe in having my money stolen so some fat old bitch can live in luxury her entire life whilst people are still dying of cancer, either.

Plus the tune's as boring as hell.

Hippie.

Yes, republicans are all hippies.

Lol. So you just walked out and saw Quran on your doorstep?

Nice, you get a free lover, a free book, a paperweight, firewood, TP, and something to write on, and even a coloring book!!???!?!?! Lucky. It's a 8 in 1. For free.

A free lover?? That certainly hadn't occurred to me.

I don't know if my neighbors received one as well... they probably did, who knows.

I opened it up to a random page to read a passage for the hell of it, and my dad practically threw himself at me screaming, "Nooooo!!" He's got the right idea.

Did you do a reality check? I think I would have...