Thread: You'll never guess what religious book was dropped on my doorstep today.

Secret muslim lover, obviously.

Just you? Or other houses in your area?

Alright, free quran. I had to pay good money for my copy.

I wonder what this means.

You got some free firewood and/or a large paperweight?

Originally Posted by Photolysis

You got some free firewood and/or a large paperweight?

Yes, or toilet paper.

Why did you have to pay money for your copy? I thought you could get any religious book and the constitution for free.

Originally Posted by Serkat

Yes, or toilet paper.

Why did you have to pay money for your copy? I thought you could get any religious book and the constitution for free.

Well apparently you can if you look in the right places. I looked in a bookstore.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Well apparently you can if you look in the right places. I looked in a bookstore.

-_-

Any religious book for free?

Man, America sure is fucked up sometimes.

I'm not even American, but if I wanted a qur'an I think I could just head over to the nearest mosque and get one for free. Same for bibles. I think they even send them to people's houses for free. Also, I got a free copy of the constitution in high school, including the lyrics to the national anthem printed on the back.

We need an anthem revamp some day. Britain's starting to have a majority atheist population.

I never sing the bloody thing because I don't believe in God, and I don't believe in having my money stolen so some fat old bitch can live in luxury her entire life whilst people are still dying of cancer, either.

Plus the tune's as boring as hell.

Lol. So you just walked out and saw Quran on your doorstep?

Nice, you get a free lover, a free book, a paperweight, firewood, TP, and something to write on, and even a coloring book!!???!?!?! Lucky. It's a 8 in 1. For free.

A free lover?? That certainly hadn't occurred to me.

I don't know if my neighbors received one as well... they probably did, who knows.

I opened it up to a random page to read a passage for the hell of it, and my dad practically threw himself at me screaming, "Nooooo!!" He's got the right idea.

Did you do a reality check? I think I would have...

This reminds me of my friend whose Mom is Muslim. She says the Quran is freaking boring.

Originally Posted by The Enterer

Did you do a reality check? I think I would have...

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Lol. Stoopid on topic n00b.

Originally Posted by The Enterer

Did you do a reality check? I think I would have...

LOL

I'm not even American, but if I wanted a qur'an I think I could just head over to the nearest mosque and get one for free. Same for bibles.

btw I'm pretty sure the nearest mosque never handed any of those out.

I'm a little shocked, to be honest, at the response this thread has received. A little ashamed too that it's coming from fellow DV members.

It's pretty random. Especially in Russia. I would expect the responses...

Well you didn't really give me a chance to guess, so that's not exactly fair.

Sorry Mark, I'll keep it in mind for next time!

Don't think for a second I've ever acknowledged your existence on purpose for any reason other than to destroy your self esteem.

Thanks.