How many 5 year olds could you take out at once?

**MSG** · 04-01-2005 05:21 AM

I wouldnt just go rampaging around... first I would get a slippery cylindrical podium that they cant jump on/knock down. then I would then just start talking about computer nerd junk until they all fell asleep... i would then then jump off the soapy podium... then I would take the fat one and use him as a blunt object and then just go crazy...

**MrGone** · 04-01-2005 05:37 AM

I think the trick would be to use them against eachother. Once you take one down, pick him up and start swinging him at the others. Once you get one in each hand you can starting spinning around like Neo in The matrix reloaded.

**MSG** · 04-01-2005 05:42 AM

Hrm... MrGone you just gave me an idea.

Spread rumours that someone said the other was a poopoohead... then they'll like attack each other.... then when you have one left you can just gouge his eyes in and kick him until he...

**Hate** · 04-01-2005 05:33 PM

Originally posted by MrGone
I think the trick would be to use them against eachother. Once you take one down, pick him up and start swinging him at the others. Once you get one in each hand you can starting spinning around like Neo in The matrix reloaded.

Crappy movie by the way... compared to The Matrix.
Anyway, how long could you do that spinning and swinging? It would propably alone take you out in couple of minutes

**InTheMoment** · 04-01-2005 07:30 PM

I think that this activity should be an Olympic event. Each country would have a stable of toddlers and an adult representative on their team (of course back ups would be necessary and allowed).

I'm already training for qualifications....

**Woglinde** · 04-02-2005 03:11 AM

[/quote]I agree...I mean conservatively speaking, knocking out a 5 year old is equivalent to doing a single pushup [quote]

Yeah right! I can do 30 push-ups!
Now, back on topic: Im a belt under black in Lima Lama (a Poliesian/Hawaiian martial art that is really brutal but it was famous in the 60s so i wouldnt expect you to know about it). So i would knock em to the ground and put my foot on their back, then grab both arms, and SNAP THEM OFF!

And do some kali on them. But, if that doesnt work then i would gouge as many eyes out as possible then kick them out of the way then get back to the blind ones later.I kick so frickin HARD so i would break a lot of bones with each kick So i guess mabye i could take out about 50 to 70. (and if they bite, i will just rip their lil jaws off.

**Mickeys_Elbow** · 04-02-2005 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
It depends on how drunk I was. *I've got power, but my endurance isn't very high... *...Kids half my size and 1/4th my weight... you guess for me.

You'd have at least 120-150. Im sure! Immediately you would win them over... than after that you would morph their minds to work for you! It would be kid on kid WWF in the raw! So much blood and gore! You're sick!!!

No but seriously... I bet if there were a tournament of sorts, she would win it! Hands down!

**Amethyst Star** · 04-02-2005 10:10 PM

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It depends on how drunk I was. *I've got power, but my endurance isn't very high... *...Kids half my size and 1/4th my weight... you guess for me.

You'd have at least 120-150. Im sure! Immediately you would win them over... than after that you would morph their minds to work for you! It would be kid on kid WWF in the raw! So much blood and gore! You're sick!!!

No but seriously... I bet if there were a tournament of sorts, she would win it! Hands down![/b]

When you quoted me I was like, "Huh? I don't remember saying.... Oh." It was funny, nonetheless

And yes, I would probably win them over.... for my own vicious designs! Wait, that wasn't me talking... I... upgh... neh...

*explodes*

**jacobo** · 04-03-2005 06:55 AM

Originally posted by hate
Umm, why do they have to be healthy Americans?

Now everyone surely knows that Americans are the most egocentric people in the whole world. And that's only some evidence about it. Whatever they say, it's always about Americans just forgetting the rest of the world.

because he said so, now quit the bitching.

this is really tough to estimate... in a purely hypothetical world i think i could take down as many as were thrown at me. again, this is purely hypothetical but i would take one out then use that one as a baseball bat of sorts. spinning and laughing manically as i mow down the columns of rabid toddlers nipping at my heals. just gotta out think the little buggers. and clearly because they're american they'll be egocentric and inept to the feelings and concerns of their comrades... i'll use this to my advantage and pit them against each other using psychological tactics like... "hey tommy, i hear suzy has been sleeping with jimmy and i heard that jimmy thinks your mom's hot..."

ahhh so simple once you take the provincial stance of labeling all americans as egocentric... isn't life funny?

**Hate** · 04-03-2005 08:23 AM

Anyway, I wasn't really being serious when I wrote that. Just wanted to see how people would react to it

**Placebo** · 04-04-2005 08:42 AM

Originally posted by MrGone
I think the trick would be to use them against eachother. Once you take one down, pick him up and start swinging him at the others. Once you get one in each hand you can starting spinning around like Neo in The matrix reloaded.

Haha, actually this is similar to what I was doing at times.
But it was more like using the kids as shields against each other, or throwing them in front of the other.

**Yume** · 04-04-2005 09:05 AM

I am addig these factors in

1) I cannot touch a wall which limits me. I may touch a wall on accident.
2) I have years of Kendo experience including the ability to snap necks and break wrists.
3) I use dirty tricks such as spitting in people eyes and biting hair. In a fight I lose all sense of compassion. Once during a fight with my stepbrother I took off my shirt and tied it over his face. He couldn't see me beat his face in. He started the fight so don't blame me.
4) It took 7 170-240 pound guys to dogpile me when I was playing football.
5) My hydrosephilis (sp?) really gives me a disadvantage.
6) I will insult them and take em down when they cry.
I'd say 70-80.

**tyrantt23** · 04-04-2005 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Merckantium
Hey maybe we could have this be a lucid task of the month.

LOL! That would be hilarious.... maybe something along the lines of

"Take out at least 30 healthy five year old kids. Your only weapons are your feet, hands, and the kids themselves. Throw 'em, shove 'em, kick 'em, but whatever you do, don't let them take you out. If by the time you are done fighting, there are at least 30 kids laying on the ground (or parts of them), then you are the lucky winner of the month."

Yeah, that would sound like an original task. I just watched Sin City the other day so I ended up being a little graphical on the description, just ignore the dark humor.

**mysterious dreamer** · 05-03-2009 10:09 PM

It's funny how I found this thread.

Well, with my stamina I think I'd handle maybe half an hour-40 minutes of taking them out. Assuming I'd had to hit each one at least twice before they're knocked out, I'd say 60-80.

However, I don't know how motivated the kids would be after I smashed one's skull open and spilled the brains over the floor/wall.