is it wrong if i think dead baby jokes are hilarious?

17.How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

18.How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.

19.How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.