Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but then there's nothing to keep me warm, and I don't really have any books

Give me a book, other than the one in your avatar

I would, but the one is my avatar is the best because it has men kissing in it, and I would feel guilty about giving you an inferior book.

Make me some fried chicken.

I would, but my dad punishes me whenever I cook, even though I AM a good cook...

Realize that MOST guys don't find guys kissing to be a nice view

I would, but my love for all things homoerotic is too strong.

Make me lose 30 lbs. in one night.

I would, but I can't afford cosmetic surgery

Realize that if you love ALL things homoerotic, then you also love to see girls kissing, do you?

Definitely.

Tell me I'm pretty. :]

I would, but I think you're more handsome than pretty.

Tell me why men don't want to date women who have a kid.

I dunno, I would, well if I was older, kids love me

Tell me why Monster didn't post after me, I was expecting her

^ I would, but then you would know it's because I was looking at another thread.

BTW, I like kissing girls.

Buy me something nice.

I would, but I don't know where to send it

Tell me why my parents drag me into their stupid arguments...

Originally Posted by buriedmonsters

I think you're handsome

It could be a number of reasons. It's extra responsibility tacked on, it adds another dynamic to the relationship, they could be worried about things getting too serious too soon, the woman could be trying to date the wrong type of men, etc.

Because they love you and this is how they show it.

What's your favorite thing to do on an average day?

I would, but I'm already doing it, it involves headphones

Explain to Gavin that it's not that complicated, my parent's have been together (of you can call it that) for 20 years, they fight every day, and feel the need to get me involved in their fights

I'd listen but I'm going through some Onyx songs so I don't pay attention. =P

Take another shower.

I would, but I'm already squeaky clean

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Make it so I can solve people's problems with a snap of my fingers.

I would, but if I could I would of already done it

Tell me if the Great Flood Of Noah was real

I would but you'll ignore what I say any way.

Tell me how to add AIM contacts on MSN because I can't seem to figure it out. ._.

I would, but I don't even have MSN

Type the full name for Titin

I would, but I don't know what that is.

Make me not have to pee.

I would, but you could just go to the toilet...

Tell me why you won't just go to the toilet if it's that bad...

I would, but its personal
tell me something that will give me mindfuck

I would, but you would need to refer to Get Him To The Greek

Watch it

I would, but it sounds boring
write a poem

I would, but I already did in ^<V

Learn how to write a haiku