Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

Ok, but... ok.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
Cause I've been blastin' and laughin so long that
Even my ma'ma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me, be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin, and where you walkin
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc'-
As they grew I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin prayers in the street light


Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise


They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strip
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die-a, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fow'?
The way things are goin' I don't know


Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the ones we hurt, are you and me

Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise



Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin, but half of them ain't lookin
What's goin on in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin
They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me,
If they cant understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't; I guess they won't
I guess they front; that's why I know my life is outta luck, fool!


Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Gangsta's Paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the ones we hurt, are you and me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the ones we hurt, are you and me

Sing me a song.

I would, but my voice would make you cry.

Bend over, real slow.

I would but my back is sore so I can't.

Stand up straight, real fast.

I would, but I like sitting.

Reccomend a good song.

I would but I recommend this instead:



It's anti-abortion and horrorcore (slash-fiction with an instrumental) so it's right up your alley (aside from the fact that it's ''old-school'' rap).

Listen to the entire song without cringing.

I would, but that gentleman's face makes me feel funny...

Lick your own nipple.

I can't reach....

I like this one


Watch that video

I would, but ehhhh....=/

Make me not hungry!

No. You'll be hungry and you'll like it.

feed me. feed me soup.

I would but it's still hot, you'll burn your tongue.

Read a book.

I would but that would take focus and energy which I don't have

Read it to me

I would, but you wouldn't hear me.

Damnit Dave.

Make me not exhausted.

I would, but you need to eat some dessert first.

I wish I could play guitar really really good.

Wrong thread.

I would, but then you would have to spend all your time teaching me how to play.

Put me in a better mood.

I would but, I'm not experienced in that kind of thing.

Fix my golf swing.

I would but I don't like you

Do something to make me like you

I would, but I have better things to do than to spend my time trying to get people on the internet to like me.

Listen to some Maroon 5.

i would but the speakers on this computer don't work

make me some food pleez?

I would, but you don't like me.

Buy some nice speakers.

I would but I would rather buy some drugs

Do drugs with me dave.

I would, but you're 13.

Wait a few years.

I would, but I'm tired of waiting.

Help me cut firewood.

I would but I'm to lazy

Go cut the fire wood bitch