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02-14-2011 02:33 AM #126I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is you are part of a pickpocketing club.
The good news is I am one of the people in the club!
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02-14-2011 02:36 AM #127Magical Unicorn
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"We're fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance." --Japanese proverb
Lucid goals: [] have a real, vivid lucid dream [] get inspiration for a painting [] build my secret underground lair [] tell a DC they aren't real [] fly
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02-14-2011 02:44 AM #128I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is it's to the Taliban charity.
The good news is there's no such thing (right?)!
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02-14-2011 03:01 AM #129Magical Unicorn
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The bad news is, there is XD
The good news is, the FBI was able to trace the transaction and found the Taliban!"We're fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance." --Japanese proverb
Lucid goals: [] have a real, vivid lucid dream [] get inspiration for a painting [] build my secret underground lair [] tell a DC they aren't real [] fly
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02-14-2011 04:20 AM #130
The bad news is that many FBI agents and Taliban radicals died.
The good news is that!... well I'm not sure there is good news about death.
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02-14-2011 05:11 AM #131Member Achievements:
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The bad news is that the few remaining Taliban radicals found a magical herb supplement which brought many other Taliban members back to life
The good new is that the FBI agents came back to life as well!From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
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02-14-2011 05:00 PM #132I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is they thought they were part of the Taliban.
The good news is we still have more FBI agents!
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02-14-2011 10:48 PM #133Member Achievements:
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the bad news it that every remaining FBI member was killed except for 1
the good news is that new people are applying to be part of the FBIFrom my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
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02-15-2011 12:09 AM #134I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is they all fail.
The good news is the CIA is still here.
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02-15-2011 12:13 AM #135Member Achievements:
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the bad new is that they were taking hostage
the good news is that the National Guard is going to take down the TalibanFrom my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
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02-15-2011 12:16 AM #136I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news they have to use kamikaze pilots to do so.
The good news is they are going to deploy the pilots tomorrow.
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02-15-2011 05:06 AM #137Magical Unicorn
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The bad news is, their mission fails horribly.
The good news is, the Taliban all contract malaria and die."We're fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance." --Japanese proverb
Lucid goals: [] have a real, vivid lucid dream [] get inspiration for a painting [] build my secret underground lair [] tell a DC they aren't real [] fly
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02-15-2011 05:23 PM #138I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is, zombies have just become real!
The good news is I finally figured out how to access normal IRC chat without Mibbit or the tab at the top.
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02-15-2011 11:33 PM #139Member Achievements:
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The bad news is, the IRC is taking off of DV so you have no use of it now
the good news is, I made an A on a testFrom my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
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02-15-2011 11:51 PM #140I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is you received the wrong test.
The good news is I received the right test!
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02-16-2011 09:21 AM #141but a perfect demon
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The bad news is the right test was positive for Solanum which is the radiation element that turns people into zombies.
The good news is, I have your cure.I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.~Oscar Wilde
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The bad news, your not going to give it back
The good news is i have a bed to sleep in tonightThey say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore.
It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language.
Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists.
The dreamer is banished to obscurity.
Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too.
By dreaming, every day.
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02-16-2011 10:26 AM #143but a perfect demon
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Bad news is that your bed is infested with those crazy apples from your signature and they are very, VERY ravenous.
The good news is I bet you can fight them off easily with the help of any apple loving bloke.I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.~Oscar Wilde
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02-16-2011 10:27 AM #144Spontaneously Combusting Achievements:
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The bad news is they come in plague proportions
the good news is soothing music will turn them back into normal applesThey say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore.
It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language.
Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists.
The dreamer is banished to obscurity.
Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too.
By dreaming, every day.
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02-16-2011 05:20 PM #145I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is you only have death metal music.
The good news is you have iTunes (or wherever you buy music from) is open!
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02-16-2011 10:53 PM #146but a perfect demon
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The bad news is you're so very broke and no one wants to give you a job.
The good news is you can play music on your xylophone like abs soothing the creatures with your muscular lullaby.I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.~Oscar Wilde
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02-16-2011 10:58 PM #147I've Returned Achievements:
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The bad news is you can't play the xylophone.
The good news is you can still attempt to play!
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02-16-2011 11:08 PM #148Magical Unicorn
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That bad news is, that just angers the apples even more.
The good news is, they're actually quite harmless."We're fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance." --Japanese proverb
Lucid goals: [] have a real, vivid lucid dream [] get inspiration for a painting [] build my secret underground lair [] tell a DC they aren't real [] fly
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02-17-2011 02:13 AM #149but a perfect demon
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The bad news is they are apples nonetheless and you are very hungry. So you eat one. They are poison and you writhe and convulse in agony, slowly dying.
The good news, every one who saw you eat the apple know now not to eat those apples lest they too want to suffer a death like yours.I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.~Oscar Wilde
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The bad news is, i am sill going to die
The good news is, there is no afterlifeThey say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore.
It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language.
Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists.
The dreamer is banished to obscurity.
Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too.
By dreaming, every day.
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