Thread: Atheism is a lie

This man is right, I am God.

I can't argue with that logic

all hail marvo

Next I'll disprove Christianity with a sentence or two.

Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses!

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

Next I'll disprove Christianity with a sentence or two.

Do it, you won't.

I don't disbelieve being created. I believe I was created by events like the Big Bang and all that jazz, or more simply by my payrents bangin'.
What I disbelieve is that I was created by a God.

Originally Posted by Franklin

I don't disbelieve being created. I believe I was created by events like the Big Bang and all that jazz, or more simply by my payrents bangin'.
What I disbelieve is that I was created by a God.

What if Marvo was your father? Then you'd have been created by a God.

What of your logic now?

Originally Posted by Franklin

I don't disbelieve being created. I believe I was created by events like the Big Bang and all that jazz, or more simply by my payrents bangin'.
What I disbelieve is that I was created by a God.

Then metaphorically speaking the Big Bang is your god. Therefor you have a religion and didn't even know it.

charlie sheen is my god, so unless you're banging 7 gram rocks you're going to hell

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

Then metaphorically speaking the Big Bang is your god. Therefor you have a religion and didn't even know it.

Because "belief" is an synonym for "religion."

It's good to see you're on your game tonight, Blonde.

*thumbs up*

this thread is stupid..... >.> lol

and um........ yeeeah ^-^

Move to senseless banter.

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

this thread is stupid..... >.> lol

and um........ yeeeah ^-^

Trolling and spam isn't cool, broski.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Move to senseless banter.

No way; this topic is serious business.

Mr. Blonde has single handedly taken down all of atheism. There will be psalms appended to the bible praising his name.

History in the making right here.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Because "belief" is an synonym for "religion."

It's good to see you're on your game tonight, Blonde.

*thumbs up*

What's a religion without belief? You didn't really disprove anything did you?

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

Then metaphorically speaking the Big Bang is your god. Therefor you have a religion and didn't even know it.

Metaphorically the big bang is your mother.

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

What's a religion without belief? You didn't really disprove anything did you?

What's there to disprove? My post was agreeing with your (frankly) brilliant display of logic whilst showing everyone else the steps you took to reach your masterful conclusion.

Originally Posted by ♥Mark

Metaphorically the big bang is your mother.

Not necessarily as my mom has a mother. I'm talking about the source of us all.

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

Not necessarily as my mom has a mother. I'm talking about the source of us all.

So was Mark. Metaphorically, of course.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

So was Mark. Metaphorically, of course.

He did. But I meant the source of all things. Not just himself or myself. But thanks for reiterating it.

Too high brow?

Stay on topic or leave. You're choice Mzzkc.

Fine.

Aetheist as defined by Merriam-Webster's Dictionary:

Originally Posted by Merriam-Webster

Definition of ATHEISM

1
archaic : ungodliness, wickedness
2
a : a disbelief in the existence of deity
b : the doctrine that there is no deity

God as defined by Merriam-Webster's Dictionary:

Originally Posted by Merriam-Webster

Definition of GOD

1
capitalized : the supreme or ultimate reality: as
a : the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe
b Christian Science : the incorporeal divine Principle ruling over all as eternal Spirit : infinite Mind
2
: a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
3
: a person or thing of supreme value
4
: a powerful ruler

Created as defined by Merriam-Webster's Dictionary:

Originally Posted by Merriam-Webster

Definition of CREATE

transitive verb
1
: to bring into existence <God created the heaven and the earth — Genesis 1:1(Authorized Version)>
2
a : to invest with a new form, office, or rank <was created a lieutenant>
b : to produce or bring about by a course of action or behavior <her arrival created a terrible fuss> <create new jobs>
3
: cause, occasion <famine creates high food prices>
4
a : to produce through imaginative skill <create a painting>
b : design <creates dresses>
intransitive verb
1
: to make or bring into existence something new
2
: to set up a scoring opportunity in basketball <create off the dribble>

As you can see, your entire proposition is flawed on the basis that "Created" =/= "God/Deity."

Since being an atheist requires only the belief that a god does not exist, you are so wrong it's not even funny freaking hilarious.

But you do in fact believe to be created? Weather it be by evolution or the "Big Bang". You do have a creator that you hold dear too. Meaning....you aren't a atheist.