Thread: THE ^ < v GAME

^ Is having fun with smileys.
< Just got waxed. Ouch.
V Needs to shave their legs.

^
< Is going to watch movie
V

lol ! GN!

^ ._.
< Slipped while getting out of the shower.
v Aroused.

^ Wants me to be aroused
< is confused. D;
v Is feeling like a hobo's shoe.

^ Confused.
< Aroused.
V Confused as to why they're aroused.

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^ You're confusion only makes my penis harder!
< Ugh, this confusion is so arousing!
v Run. Run and never look back.

^ OMFG that picture makes me scared.
< Is afraid of horse penis.
V Should be afraid of horse penis.

^ OMFG ARE THOSE MEN KISSING?!?!
< is terrified of bestiality
v Needs to educate themselves about whale aids.

^ Believes whale aids is a myth.
< OMFG those men are KISSING!
V Should start kissing a man.

^ Seems like she's having a good day. Or at least one that isn't full of shit.
< Unfortunately, he is isn't gay so he wouldn't enjoy kissing another man.
v Stalks DV members online.

^ Feels unproductive. Doesn't feel motivated. Tired.

<I stalk everyone all of the time. Even you. thats right you reading this. I watch your every move on here.

V just do it

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

V just do it

^ Tbh, I was contemplating watching some porn and going at it before I read your post.
< Not too tired.
v What were you thinking before you decided to post in this thread?

^ Damn, I need to get laid.
< Is weirded out by her cat.
V Should be very afraid.

^ should get a dog
< fell asleep for longer than I intended =//
v hellooooo !!

^ Well hi!
< Is terrified of the bug flying around her room.
V Loves bugs.

^ so wonnnnggg
< hates june bugs, moths, ants, and wasps mostly
v probably freaked out by the same bugs

^ Yep, you've pretty much covered all the worst ones.
< Just woke up her daughter by shrieking at the bug.
V Should come put my kiddo back to sleep for me.

^ ahhh should know I'd help her if I could
< kid fell asleep earrrrrrrrlyyyy for some reason
v recieving good energy

^ How old is yours?
< Would kill for a good glass of wine.
V Is super fly.

^ hehe feels teh same as I doo
< has an 8 month old son, well in like 7 days he'll be 8 mo
v has a daughter of what age?

^ Aww, cute! I remember when mine was that little...*sigh*
< My baby girl just turned 20 months.
V Is probably bored.

^ is also bored
< more tired than bored
v will have a crazy vivid dream tonight

^ yay
< UGH. I see a huge spider crawling around my room I hate freakin spiders. Its crawling back and forth, ahhh its freaky
v poop

^ Should kill the freaky spider!
< Wants to go take a walk because it's so warm and windy out tonight.
V Is totally more awesome than me.