penis talk

**jacobo** · 05-10-2005 05:17 AM

> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
> > the following
> > reasons:
> >
> >
> >
> > I do physical labor.
> > I work at great depths.
> > I plunge head first into everything I do.
> > I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> > I work in a damp environment.
> > I don't get paid overtime.
> > I work in a dark workplace that has poor
> > ventilation.
> > I work in high temperatures.
> > My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> > Dear Penis:
> >
> >
> >
> > After assessing your request, and considering the
> > arguments you have raised, the administration
> > rejects your request for the following reasons:
> >
> >
> > You do not work 8 hours straight.
> > You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
> >
> > You do not always follow the orders of the
> > management team.
> > You do not stay in your designated area and are
> > often seen visiting
> > other locations.
> > You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured
> > and stimulated
> > in order to start working.
> > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
> > your shift.
> > You don't always observe necessary safety
> > regulations, such as
> > wearing the correct protective clothing.
> > You will retire well before you are 65.
> > You are unable to work double shifts.
> > You sometimes leave your designated work before you
> > have completed
> > the assigned task.
> > And if that were not all, you have been seen
> > constantly entering and exiting the workplace
> > carrying two suspicious looking bags.
> >
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> >
> >
> > The Management

**cooter** · 05-10-2005 07:09 AM

woot

**nina** · 05-10-2005 07:30 AM

God I couldn't imagine having to walk around with one of those things all day.

**cooter** · 05-10-2005 07:36 AM

Originally posted by neener
God I couldn't imagine having to walk around with one of those things all day.

I could't imagine not walking around with one.

**nina** · 05-10-2005 08:07 AM

Hey lama boy. Fix your damn quote.

**Yume** · 05-10-2005 08:19 AM

Seriously though life without a penis. I can't even comprehend that.

CT · 05-10-2005 08:50 AM

yeah... how would life without johnson be.

**Fetish** · 05-10-2005 11:51 AM

or life without burt

**Placebo** · 05-10-2005 12:17 PM

Yep, can't imagine it. The alternative seems more like a lack of something

**cooter** · 05-10-2005 12:36 PM

It also has a very low tolerance for pain.

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 05-10-2005 02:07 PM

Oh well, one of nature's more ingenious gadgets, I suppose.

"Yes folks, it urinates! It procreates! All from one portable nozzle!"

**CryoDragoon** · 05-11-2005 03:49 PM

found this while i was searching for a VERY DIFFERENT SONG!
the one i wanted to have was: heal our land,
the one i found was this one: http://www.downloads.nl/cgi-bin/meta/do/np...g+ass&where=mp3

**Placebo** · 05-11-2005 04:31 PM

Uuh, look at the query words in the link you posted. Are you sure you searched for 'heal' and 'land' ?

**CryoDragoon** · 05-11-2005 05:03 PM

i already found it, BUT, when i saw this topic, i remembered the song i already found, so i decided to put the most important words in the search box, and i found it FOR A SECOND TIME, and btw, there were more and more other songs on the first search, jesus...

**docKnubis** · 05-14-2005 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Aquanina
God I couldn't imagine having to walk around with one of those things all day.

well i cant imagine having to walk around with two of your "things" all day!

i had something else to say but i cant remember it

**Kula** · 05-14-2005 05:08 PM

The Penis Song....
http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3

**nerve** · 05-15-2005 05:59 PM

Originally posted by CryoDragoon
found this while i was searching for a VERY DIFFERENT SONG!
the one i wanted to have was: heal our land,
the one i found was this one: http://www.downloads.nl/cgi-bin/meta/do/np...g+ass&where=mp3

:shock:

is it that Blink182 song?