What's it take to get a god damn thread going nowadays?

I thought DV was closed for goodies the other day when I tried to log in. Took some melatonin and had a wacky dream, so I thought I'd reup the old DV. That and Kale keeps loggin in on Xbox Live, so I'm constantly reminded of it.

I tried to access my old DJ and it's gone. So, what the hell? Anyway, where the hell are my geezers at? Onei?