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    1. 01-13-2011 11:41 PM #1
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      An AMAZING and TRUE story

      Ok so picture this last night I drink my tea and I always leave about an inch or two in the bottom and I leave it on my bedside table ok, here is a picture to help visualise



      except less gay (ostensibly). So anyway sometime in the morning I am in bed and in my delirium I knocked the cup off the table with my sheets and I was all

      "OH NO!!"

      but I was tired so I was also like "fuck it the event has occurred, I will sort this out later".

      Later...

      So I am properly awake now and I look down in fear of what awaits and HOLY SHIT



      Nope!



      It had landed like that WITH THE LIQUID STILL IN IT!!!!! THIS IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

      no I don't know who she is it doesn't matter
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    2. 01-13-2011 11:55 PM #2
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      There's a reasonable explanation. You're maid came in to dust the room just after you knocked the cup over. She saw it, picked it up, cleaned the floor, made herself a cup of tea, drank it until there was only a bit left in the bottom and then placed it back in your room, sitting upright.
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    3. 01-13-2011 11:59 PM #3
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      It's an excellent idea, BUT:

      1. I don't currently have a maid and
      2. There was NO STAIN on my rug.

      I hereby strike your theory from the record.
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    4. 01-14-2011 12:27 AM #4
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      Good lord, this is a mystery! *strokes chin in a pondering fashion*
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    5. 01-14-2011 02:34 AM #5
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      This does NOT belong in Senseless Banter. Move please so I can apply the proper Thanks.
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    6. 01-14-2011 03:13 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Xei View Post
      except less gay (ostensibly)
      Well, that answers my question.
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    7. 01-14-2011 03:16 AM #7
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      Hmmm...it seems that the Brownies have been at work. ( Read the Mote in God's Eye).
      All of experience is fun for me, whether in a dream, or in reality, because I love existing, learning, and continuously evolving and sustaining. Then again, who knows, I may not enjoy existing so much if I caught a face full of buckshot from an angry farmer. But hey, at least I'd got out with a bang.
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    8. 01-14-2011 03:22 AM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post
      Hmmm...it seems that the Brownies have been at work. ( Read the Mote in God's Eye).
      Like these?



      Or like these?
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    9. 07-28-2011 01:52 AM #9
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      Wow maybe it was a false awakening.
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    10. 07-28-2011 03:54 AM #10
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      I must re-create this event.
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    11. 07-28-2011 04:50 AM #11
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    12. 07-28-2011 04:55 AM #12
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    13. 07-28-2011 05:21 AM #13
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      I don't know... it could be possible...

      Why don't you send this story to the Mythbusters?
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    14. 07-28-2011 06:20 AM #14
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      This is the coolest thing I have ever fucking read.

      Xei, take me out to dinner please. I do anything on the first date.

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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