Thread: Instructions (Master Plan)

01. Put a piece of wood in the microwave. It shouldn't start on fire but if it does start over from #7.

02. Cowbell/Cobweb

03. Place the documents face down on the sidewalk.

04. If you're lost.

05. Take a moment to rate it on a scale of 1-10. Write this number down on an unlined index card. You'll need it for later.

04. Renew your resolve.

06. Turn left.

07. Now would be a good time to choose colours. It's a good idea to choose at least four colours, two main colours and two secondary. Don't put them on just yet, though. Keep them in mind as you progress. Applying colour should be one of the last things you do since you can't change them once they're on.

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08. Enter the key sequence. You'll hear a sound if you've done it right. Beware, if you fail three times you'll be permanently locked out.

09. Now set it down and take a step back.

10. Lose as directed. Consult the manual for more information.

11. The package should have arrived by now. Check your mail. If it hasn't you should contact the officer of the department you were assigned to.

12. Stir.